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stormgren: A Stormgren "Craig seeking Women" Ad
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008. A Stormgren "Craig seeking Women" Ad. Attn: Ridiculously awesome, sexy, witty gentleman that compulsively lies and is cooler than you and awesome and wouldn't lie about this (but is) seeking ridiculously almost-as-good young lady to accompany him to restaurants and to the hospital occasionally. Generous- I would without hesitation. Give you the last Werther's Original. Funny- I've never heard of someone being laughed. Into orgasm, but I'd damn sure try. Hope to hear from your...
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stormgren: A Rather Wonderful Look at Unemployment
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Sunday, June 7, 2009. A Rather Wonderful Look at Unemployment. Good news, gang! And awarded me the Holy Grail of all things financial and joy-inducing for young ladies and gentlemen who are as unambitious as I and lacking of most skills needed in the current job market. unemployment insurance. Oh, unemployment insurance! How sweet these two words sound together! How I had waited for this moment! Brand new vistas suddenly opened before me. I promptly blew half of my check on drinks that I probably. Puttin...
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stormgren: June 2009
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Friday, June 12, 2009. Putting the "thing" back into Penny-farthing. Oh, the gods. It's very possible that there will be two additional working bikes at our house by tomorrow! That's correct. At least one more scrawny loon pedaling for his life amongst two-ton hulks careening hither and thither across an unforgiving Portland landscape. Well, unforgiving may be a strong word. It may be much too strong a word, in fact. How about "extremely mild"? Sunday, June 7, 2009. A Rather Wonderful Look at Unemployment.
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Fancy French Cologne: June 2010
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Monday, June 28, 2010. That's All, Folks! This weekend Carly and I played our last show ever with Finest Dearest and I don't think we could have asked for a better ending. We had a really great time with everyone- thank you for being there! Special thanks to Lev for taking all the awesome photos of the show, which you can see more of here. And who is actually going to be our photographer for Fancy French Cologne. Monday, June 21, 2010. In other words, Seth rules. Context of the day. If I am going to ...
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stormgren: When it rains, I'm poor.
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Friday, January 9, 2009. When it rains, I'm poor. Oh-my-god-lucky-you. There's a new Stormgren post. Oh, quick, look at what he's saying this time. Oh, reading this is like my eyes getting married and going on a really expensive honeymoon that they didn't have to pay for. Oh no, turns out. this post sucks. Even more. How, pray tell, could your life get any more shitty or awkward? You ask, dear reader. Well, I say, give it a week. Fuck you, I love you,. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). By Templates par...
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stormgren: March 2009
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Friday, March 20, 2009. I can see what a useless man I've become.". So semi-homelessness it is," I say. Yep, that's the one.". Is that the part where you don't have anything else of value to sell and you're moving out of your room so that rent in your house gets paid on time? Mmmhmm." ( nodding. Well" ( purses lips, rocks on heels, all while avoiding eye contact. I guess all that hard work- -". I, uh, do not envy you. That's, um, a less-than-desirable position you're in there.". No more cleaning my room.
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stormgren: "I can see what a useless man I've become."
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Friday, March 20, 2009. I can see what a useless man I've become.". So semi-homelessness it is," I say. Yep, that's the one.". Is that the part where you don't have anything else of value to sell and you're moving out of your room so that rent in your house gets paid on time? Mmmhmm." ( nodding. Well" ( purses lips, rocks on heels, all while avoiding eye contact. I guess all that hard work- -". I, uh, do not envy you. That's, um, a less-than-desirable position you're in there.". No more cleaning my room.
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stormgren: A Poem for Chicken-Bee
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Sunday, January 31, 2010. A Poem for Chicken-Bee. Who's that sitting in the passenger seat? Your floppy ears can't be beat. You have big paws and lazy eyes. My adoration for you is no surprise. I can't help but gallop around with you, shoot. And lay on the ground and wrestle, which is stupid-cute. I'll wash your pads when they get dirty. You'll live until you're in your thirties. Chicken-Bee, Chicken-Bee, you can't be beat. Goin' to the store, hop in the passenger seat. Sk8 or Die,. I absolutely love you...
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stormgren: January 2010
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Sunday, January 31, 2010. A Poem for Chicken-Bee. Who's that sitting in the passenger seat? Your floppy ears can't be beat. You have big paws and lazy eyes. My adoration for you is no surprise. I can't help but gallop around with you, shoot. And lay on the ground and wrestle, which is stupid-cute. I'll wash your pads when they get dirty. You'll live until you're in your thirties. Chicken-Bee, Chicken-Bee, you can't be beat. Goin' to the store, hop in the passenger seat. Sk8 or Die,. Not Even A Books Worth.
