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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): What's Behind Door Number 2

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April 18, 2007. What's Behind Door Number 2. Ok imagine a bathroom with 5 stalls. You're comfortably seated in the first stall minding your own "business" when a woman enters the restroom, goes directly into the second stall, and takes a big poo. Now it happens that I was the person in that first stall. And I thought to myself, "How rude! Were her, I would have gone down to the. Stall to do that! She answered that she would, indeed choose the stall inches away from the first occupant. I'm with you on the...

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): Overheard On The Elevator:

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July 10, 2006. Overheard On The Elevator:. Hey, maybe I'll win the lottery and I can take a trip to Europe.". Would anyone want to go to Europe? Posted by Ivy the Goober at 7:09 PM. Long time no see. Lol Reminds me of a Homer Simpson quote:. I'm never going to England.". Hivy, you could always book a world trip. unless you want to go somewhere else! I'd like to win the lottery (someday I'll even buy a ticket), and then travel to the deck in my back yard. There goes Ivy, talking to herself again. I Met ak...

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): It's All or Nothin'

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December 05, 2006. It's All or Nothin'. Remember when you used to have that stretching routine? Oh yeah, I was. Faithful and diligent about it! Then suddenly dropped it like I've done everything else my whole life. Well, at least you're consistent.". Posted by Ivy the Goober at 8:36 PM. Hi Ivy, I invite u to visit. Http:/ www.newcreation.org.sg/testimonies/testimonies.htm. Hivy, you sure are consistent! Hope you have a great Christmas if you don't get back agin this year. Dec 10, 2006. Links to this post:.

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): Wonder How This Ended???

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December 23, 2006. Wonder How This Ended? Good Lord, Mother! Put the camera down! It's 1962, there is no "America's Funniest Videos" - come help me before I pull this down on my head! Posted by Ivy the Goober at 4:23 AM. Have a merry Christmas Ivy. Thank you for sharing so many funny and joyful moments with us! Stopping by everyone on my blogroll. Wishing you a wonderful holiday season and a glorious New Year! Merry Christmas, Ivy! Happy New Year, Ivy! Ivy This picture may EXPLAIN A LOT! Take care, Meow.

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): Growing up Ivy

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July 12, 2006. I wasn't a very good babysitter as a teenager. Oh, I wasn't terrible, I mean I didn't eat up all the food, or have a boyfriend (snort, ha ha! Posted by Ivy the Goober at 7:35 PM. You honest little girl you! My daughter is getting close to babysitter age/level of responsibility. I don't think she'll have a problem staying awake, but she may have a problem staying off the damned cell phone! If the kids are asleep, why not you? The parents do it! Where he was going. Oh, you know. Laughed So H...

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down)

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July 15, 2006. My friends and I were all up late one night sharing childbirth horror stories with the youngest woman in our group. Well, heck she was expecting her first baby; I think that is an open invitation to discuss episiotomies and fourteen day labors. But I got what I deserved. I went to bed thinking of epidurals, woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't feel anything from my waist down. Posted by Ivy the Goober at 6:40 AM. Those physical memories can come back to bite you sometimes! Chris...

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): Ick

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May 30, 2012. Have to clean up the dead bird in the house? And more importantly: WHERE IS THE. Posted by Ivy the Goober at 10:33 AM. Its been a long time. ewww did you find the rest of the bird? Glad youre still keeping up your blog! Good luck with the bird. Links to this post:. Sometimes I lay awake at night attempting to remember all of the mental notes I’ve made to myself, and wishing I hadn’t written them in disappearing ink. Dallas, Texas, United States. There'll Be A Quiz on This! Nervy Guy That Huw.

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): I'm only trying to help...

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September 06, 2007. I'm only trying to help. I wonder if my neighbors appreciate all the trouble I go through to keep my lawn looking so shabby. I only do this for their benefit. Just being near mine will always make their yards look great. Well, truthfully, it’s not. Much trouble, but it’s the thought that counts. Posted by Ivy the Goober at 11:24 PM. Two posts, wow you're baaack. Thoughtful. I don't think my son's too thoughtful though.he mows the lawn regularly ;-). Links to this post:. Fun With The S...

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): ...just because

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April 07, 2009. Every time I see one of those trucks on the road that have big letters CFI painted on the side, it makes me wish I could paint the word "care" behind it. Posted by Ivy the Goober at 3:30 PM. Took me a minute to figure that out (smacks forehead) LOL! Hope all is well with you! Glad to see you are still on. Great story you got here. It would be great to read something more about this theme. By the way look at the design Ive made myself Female escorts. Hope you had a good Thanksgiving! Wonde...

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Thoughts That Keep Me Awake (At Least Until I Write Them Down): Don't Fan it MY Way...

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December 20, 2006. Don't Fan it MY Way. I found out the answer! Posted by Ivy the Goober at 1:50 AM. ROTFL is that seriously what was going on when that shot was taken? Not really, I'm just having fun with old family photos, a new scanner, and a warped sense of humor. You shouldna fessed up so soon, Ivy. Looks to me like she really was whiffing a gasser. Kids are so smart! Hi Ivy, glad you came back to us. Long time no see. Looks like you'are having fun. Take care, and merry Christmas . Meow. First I Was...