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Seeing Elephants: The silver lining
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008. I have lost my favouritest jumper-type-thing-only-much-nicer by leaving a taxi. I have destroyed my making-phone-calls-using-the-magic-of-the-internet headset by grinding its tender wires beneath my. I have discovered a large hole in my favouritest shoes. Well, one of them, the left one. On the other hand, it all means fewer things to. Posted by Eloise @ 2:51 pm. Links to this post. When are you off home? I am amazed at your power of positive thinking! Are you back yet?
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The Sports Logo Pundit: Seattle Sounders FC
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Friday, April 11, 2008. I am so happy that Seattle's new Major League Soccer ownership group listened to the fans on the naming of the team that I'm willing to look past the awkward blue shield in their new logo. The fact that the team will be called the Sounders is enough of a victory for me. I don't even mind the FC part. I understand the need to differentiate between this team and the current, original Sounders. That makes perfect sense to me. However, I do think this concept. But what gets me the mos...
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Orgasmic Waste: A new look
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009. She's got eyes like Zapruder. And a mouth like heroin. She wants me to be perfect like Kennedy. God is just a statistic. I am in love with my new mask. I feel naked without it. I got it while visiting my girlfriends family in Florida. Her mother was thrilled with it. I could tell by the way she kept saying "please don't walk near me with that. Go away. Seriously. Get away from me". This mask says "Yes, I am a rapist. But goddammit, I love America.". February 17, 2009 at 3:32 PM.
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Orgasmic Waste: April 2009
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Monday, April 6, 2009. I had a strange moment this morning. I have a feeling I have a lot of strange moments and allow them to pass unremarked. I'm going to start jotting down notes when they happen. I don't know. I gave it my full attention and there was absolutely NO car coming for as far as I could see. Yet the feeling remained. The hell was that? Was there a car in an alternate reality and it somehow bled through to my consciousness? Am I having a reaction to not being on cold medicine this morning?
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Orgasmic Waste: August 2008
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008. I'm not an alcoholic. I am, however, a really bad drunk. This won't be a very funny post, or very interesting for that matter, sorry. Still, writing crap does have a way of ordering thoughts and setting things in place. Plus, as I mentioned in my last non-funny post (point it out for a prize! Doing it in public is a nice way of challenging myself to make some sort of change. Then I felt ok and started again. Sometimes just a beer. Sometimes a drunk as described above. Get Off The...
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Orgasmic Waste: April 2008
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Thursday, April 10, 2008. My WTF folder revealed. I have a bad habit. My right click finger is twitchy. I am constantly hitting "save as" when I find something that strikes me as cute, funny, stupid, ugly, or just odd. I do this for awhile, and then I will realize that my 'wtf pics' folder is getting huge and then I usually either delete it all or . well yeah, just delete them all. I shan't waste those priceless images. Instead I will post them here. And then delete them all. So let's see what I have:.
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Orgasmic Waste: May 2008
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Saturday, May 31, 2008. Whose birthday is it? Then she revealed that because her party was postponed (long story) she was going to take me on a surprise date. I was not allowed to know anything, other than I would need to gas the convertible and to be ready to leave by 7pm. After some intense oral persuasion (I asked her, where is your mind? Dirty) she revealed it would be about an hour away. What an amazing night. First: She takes me to meet up with friend Nick for a freaking DRIVE IN DOUBLE FEATURE.
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Orgasmic Waste: Reading is Fundamental. Dumbass.
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009. Reading is Fundamental. Dumbass. 90% of my job is READING. thank god people don't bother or I'd be unemployed. Here is what she sent:. Your message did not reach some or all of the intended recipients. Subject:Please issue an INVOICE ONLY for Bruce XXXX June 22. The following recipient(s) could not be reached:. Ticketing@XXXXX.com' on 6/16/2009 2:38 PM. 550 57.1 The message you attempted to send was determined to be spam. Please visit. Http:/ www.verizon.net/spa. Get Off The Phone.