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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: March 2007
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. Here's a funny story; my horrible, ghastly roommate was moving out. Yay! We found a delightful, seemingly normal fella to replace her. My dream of have an living situation like that of Three's Company was slowly coming true. And I'd be Terri Alden (Pricilla Barnes) because of my caring nature, impecable comedic timing, and tremendous rack. Links to this post. Links to this post. The walk home, and the day as a whole. I ADORE YOU GUYS!
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: August 2009
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. And the most important reason to be in attendance? To support our wonderful friend. It was a fun time; I'm glad I got off the big island just for a bit. As you know, I don't make a habit out of going to Brooklyn or Queens, but I guess once a year won't kill me. Links to this post. Like most women, I love shopping. But I prefer a very specific form of shopping - home decor! Oh, I adore home decor! Anyway, the cause of my excitement!
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: July 2008
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. The meek shall inherit. All of the children I work for, know me on a personal level. When I'm in a show, start a new job, take my Rabbit to vet, they all know. When I have roommate problems, the all know. And they put their two cents in. A little girl I work with every other Friday, gave me some sage advice the other night. "If you have so many problems living with roommates, maybe you should live on your own." The child is 8. Anyway...
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: April 2007
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. I missed you too! Level 301 is kaput, and I have to say, I'm sad. These were the best of times for me. It was great being with people that genuinly supported me, no matter the amout I suckage I projected. Some of my 301-ers will join will for 401 beginning at the end of May. Yay for me. Let's see. Some interesting tidbits to chew on. I choreographed a dance routine for the two girls I work with for their talent show. Moments befo...
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: February 2009
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. Hmmm, an update? Why the hell not, right? It's only been 5 months. Well, I'm in school now, bettering myself with hopes of attaining one million somoleons before I hit 40. Then I won't need ridiculous roommates that leave dirty dishes out for weeks at a time and turn the furniture over when they don't want me sitting on it. I'll be able to own my little place on 63rd and Lex. Mama's making the big bucks now. Your welcome, nerds.
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: September 2009
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. Was that your Boner? I've been staying home or spending time at other's homes. It's really just an excuse to watch The Jerk, drink alot, and spoon one another. Yes, my friends are a big bunch of spooners. My friend Miles suggests I pull a "reach-around", but I suppose I'm too shy. What can I say, I'm special. If I can't almost have an orgy with my good friends, while creating comic gold, then what good are the for? Links to this post.
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: Was that your Boner???
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. Was that your Boner? I've been staying home or spending time at other's homes. It's really just an excuse to watch The Jerk, drink alot, and spoon one another. Yes, my friends are a big bunch of spooners. My friend Miles suggests I pull a "reach-around", but I suppose I'm too shy. What can I say, I'm special. If I can't almost have an orgy with my good friends, while creating comic gold, then what good are the for? Manhattan, New York.
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: July 2007
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. Betty, as in Apple Brown. Links to this post. Labels: Wheres the Mousey? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Manhattan, New York. My rock bottom, is still your wildest dream. View my complete profile. Join me, wont you? Find me on Facebook; win a prize. The blog that caused me nothing but trouble. The Way We Were. Betty, as in Apple Brown.
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: Home Decor Day!
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. Like most women, I love shopping. But I prefer a very specific form of shopping - home decor! Oh, I adore home decor! And I hate shoe shopping. I can spend hours upon HOURS in Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Ikea is truly an all day event. I've always been into ultra modern furnishings and deco. I freaken love deco. Anyway, the cause of my excitement! We finish our day with The Container Store. Who knew storage could be so amazing! Storage fo...
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough...: Choo Choo! It's the Vibrator Train!
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Because two lawyers just aren't enough. E-level Celebrity, A-level Wit. It's the Vibrator Train! And a house of worship? Very unlikely. To most of you, these places are sanctuaries for being one with your thoughts and just being present and content. Personally, I'd rather read Nylon Magazine and go to Sephora. The location of my purchase was super female-friendly Babeland. They're extremely friendly and ridiculously well informed. It's bright, fancy, and pretty. Women like pretty things! My best friend a...
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