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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog: A Captive Audience

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog. Because There Is No POTUS Without TOTUS. Wednesday, October 19, 2011. Tonight, my captors came over to keep me company. Given that I am essentially an inanimate object, it's not like they need to worry about me running away. I've noticed a lot of people have been trying to get to the bottom of my kidnapping, but I should tell you that I really do think this is all just part of a big misunderstanding. My guess is that Jamie and Lloyd will grow weary of me and bundle me ...

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Preptile's Pundidlyumpsite: Weeper of House weeps w Eric Cantor losss

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Prose like the Pros use,only punnier. Political,parody,and one hopes,particularly pleasing PUNS found in the produce of that certain Preppy Reptile hiding behind the attached avatar. Wednesday, December 10, 2014. Weeper of House weeps w Eric Cantor losss. Weeper of the House. John Boehner , predictably , wept. Voters did not punish Republicans for the ' horrible ' Government shutdown . They awarded them a landslide win of historic proportions . ( Note these are NOT the same as Prep -portions ) . An oppos...

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Preptile's Pundidlyumpsite: Michelle Antoinette & the Valetlamma

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Prose like the Pros use,only punnier. Political,parody,and one hopes,particularly pleasing PUNS found in the produce of that certain Preppy Reptile hiding behind the attached avatar. Thursday, December 18, 2014. Michelle Antoinette and the Valetlamma. Some shrunken 80 year old woman overjoyed to have assistance reaching the peas , and really who wouldn't wan't to be of service to those in need , ( and like w a smile , at no cost ) . When Target rudely allowed a customer to request assistance . Campaign &...

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Preptile's Pundidlyumpsite: Mares eat Oats and Does eat Oats, and little Islambs eat doggy , also A.C.O.R.N. Nuts ,and Regenuts

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Prose like the Pros use,only punnier. Political,parody,and one hopes,particularly pleasing PUNS found in the produce of that certain Preppy Reptile hiding behind the attached avatar. Wednesday, December 3, 2014. Mares eat Oats and Does eat Oats, and little Islambs eat doggy , also A.C.O.R.N. Nuts ,and Regenuts. Oops , wrong car . Mine gets slightly better mileage and is newer . I loved the Gahan Wilson comic above , Nuts. Joey Chest-nut Impersonator in Chief. It did not work . You could say the proje...

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Preptile's Pundidlyumpsite: It was 20 years ago today.......

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Prose like the Pros use,only punnier. Political,parody,and one hopes,particularly pleasing PUNS found in the produce of that certain Preppy Reptile hiding behind the attached avatar. Friday, December 5, 2014. It was 20 years ago today. This X Ray above might explain the anniversary . If not I will . That is authentic Preptile Spine that you see above shot on the day I was , which was 20 years ago today. Might well be an extinct species . I am the only one of them that I know . Or George Bush . She wasnt ...

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog: Line Item, This, Baby ...

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog. Because There Is No POTUS Without TOTUS. Wednesday, February 16, 2011. Line Item, This, Baby . I don't think I've ever met Rep. Steve Womack of Arkansas. But I think I like him. I mean, how could I not. Like a guy who wants to line item my costs out of the federal budget. It's this kind of laser-like focus on the nuts and bolts of government that inspired me and Big Guy to get into politics in the first place. Sorry, I'm indisposed. I don't mean to tell tales out of sc...

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog: Rebooting

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog. Because There Is No POTUS Without TOTUS. Monday, November 22, 2010. Big Guy came into the staff meeting this morning with big news. He said he'd been talking to Toes's brother, Ari, who is a big-wig entertainment lawyer out in Los Angeles, and it got him to thinking. Why can't our White House be more like Hollywood, especially since he's a bigger movie star than most movie stars, Big Guy wondered. Uses as an example of how to reboot stuff? November 23, 2010 at 7:18 PM.

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog: Time to Re-Engage

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog. Because There Is No POTUS Without TOTUS. Friday, September 23, 2011. I guess it's fair to say that between trying to help fix the economy, bring peace to the Middle East and help Michelle lose those "First Year Fifteen" she's been packing around for the past 18 months, I haven't been doing a very good job of keeping up this blog. For her, well, how should we put this? September 23, 2011 at 11:29 AM. September 23, 2011 at 11:50 AM. I had a Birthday this week TP . Your r...

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Preptile's Pundidlyumpsite: Creepy Crawley out at CNN , Landrieu at Senate

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Prose like the Pros use,only punnier. Political,parody,and one hopes,particularly pleasing PUNS found in the produce of that certain Preppy Reptile hiding behind the attached avatar. Sunday, December 7, 2014. Creepy Crawley out at CNN , Landrieu at Senate. Our narcissist President ( me , me , me , me ) is in the Hospital w Heartburn! We have wished him Heartburn , Ulcers , and Hemorrhoids before . Our Derams are coming true! He ought to try a liberal. Maybe the best in town . Is over and home asleep .

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog: Chatting with Joe

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Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog. Because There Is No POTUS Without TOTUS. Friday, March 21, 2014. So I've been spending time. With Joe Biden, and he made some public comments that have been misinterpreted. You see, he got a little confused up on the podium as he is wont to do. And he said, "Stop moving that, that, that, that, uh, you know, what's this thing called? March 21, 2014 at 1:15 PM. Where have you been? March 23, 2014 at 12:53 PM. Missed you buddy. I was afraid you retirrd. I saw you on Drudg...