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Shark Infested Waters: Decapitate Kylie...End All War.
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Sunday, 2 November 2014. Decapitate Kylie.End All War. So beheading is back in the news after a few centuries' absence. How practical. How efficient. How very Ikea. Tough You going to be all grown up now and negotiate around a table in the desert? Tough We've got a foreign aid worker in an orange jumpsuit and you're all going to watch. We'll make it real easy for y'all and even send the fucking TV schedule. Got it? ISIL, on the other hand, have obviously been studying Tobe Hooper. At the Daily Express.
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Shark Infested Waters: A Prawn Star Is Born...
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Monday, 6 October 2014. A Prawn Star Is Born. Photographing food is a painstaking and mind-bending exercise. You can only stare at a dead fish for so long before your vision and concentration begin to waver. Dead fish might not be able to talk but they can sure vibe you out in a fairly sinister way. Over-saturated omelettes swimming in lakes of grease? Wrinkled steaks buried beneath a mountain of flacid chips? Chicken curries sitting in puddles of their own vomit? Why would you want to photograph my food?
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Shark Infested Waters: Links
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Lick the hands that feed, etc:. Nikon cameras were the only cool thing about the Vietnam war. The D3X is our trusted workhorse. Http:/ www.europe-nikon.com/. Unlike Nikon, Phase One have never been associated with any war zone. That's because they're a Danish company and know better. Our 645af is, quite simply, a beautiful lump of technology. Http:/ www.phaseone.com/. Http:/ www.sekonic.com/. Includes a vast tutorial section and resource centre for off-camera and ambient metering techniques.
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Shark Infested Waters: November 2014
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Sunday, 2 November 2014. Decapitate Kylie.End All War. So beheading is back in the news after a few centuries absence. How practical. How efficient. How very Ikea. Tough You going to be all grown up now and negotiate around a table in the desert? Tough Weve got a foreign aid worker in an orange jumpsuit and youre all going to watch. Well make it real easy for yall and even send the fucking TV schedule. Got it? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Decapitate Kylie.End All War.
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Luke Brennan & Delaney Martin - Assembly - Artworks
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Fieldgate Street, London. Photos: Shark Infested Waters. Assembly rooms one, two and three.
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Shark Infested Waters: Machine Gun Etiquette ... Shoot The Band
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Saturday, 11 October 2014. Machine Gun Etiquette . Shoot The Band. You can usually judge a band by the company they keep. You want to hang out with starlets and sycophants? Congratulations.you're Kurt Cobain and you'll soon be dead. You want to hang out with accountants and business advisors? Congratulations.you're Gary Barlow and you'll soon make the front page of the Daily Mail. For all the wrong reasons. You want to hang out with either god or satan? Katie Jane Garside/Queen Adrena. Birmingham, man...
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Shark Infested Waters: June 2015
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Friday, 5 June 2015. 10 Photo Gimmicks Which Must Die Today. It's tempting, however, to simply ignore all the complicated stuff and head straight for that big toolbox in your computer labelled GIMMICKS! That big toolbox is there for a purpose. It's for monkeys to paint with cheap effects and stab us all in the heart. Go ahead. Make your day. Scribble with Software! In no particular order they are:. Christ, most cameras even have a grid in the viewfinder to help you get the horizon straight! Are you a god?
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Shark Infested Waters: Grand Theft Photo...save the giraffes!
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Monday, 8 September 2014. Grand Theft Photo.save the giraffes! Tumbleweed. You suck. Water-marking is one solution. So is revenge. If some plinky-plonky bouzouki. Water-marking your photograph is like parading your penis in public. It shouts: STOP! They Know How To Frame A Giraffe For Sure! You just killed a giraffe! Sowater-marking photographs not only makes you look like a fool but also endangers the animal kingdom. Happy now? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Shark Infested Waters: About
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Photographers were a strange breed. They still are. A secret brotherhood united by devilish jargon and light-bending boxes. Of all the photographers I worked alongside, I admired the work of maybe two. One was a mild-mannered, dry-witted enthusiast who lucked into Kerrang! To be honest, I have no idea why Kerrang! It was fun for a few years. But I was getting older. I was bored. Steve Harris turned up at Kerrang! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.