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That One Super Secret Blog: April 2009
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Monday, April 27, 2009. It's not what you think when you look at me lately. It may begin with the same letter, but you have me confused. I am not defined by that thing that you have rolling around in your head. Or racing a bike. But I will get up.
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That One Super Secret Blog: December 2009
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Tuesday, December 29, 2009. Sung to the tune of "Bingo".derrrr). Cory had a surgery and. Unilateral Salpingo-Oophorectomy was its name-O. Unilateral Salpingo-Oophorectomy was its NAME-. Tomorrow I'll have one less ovary. Posted by Gory Dreadmond.
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That One Super Secret Blog: Pee on the Seat
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Thursday, February 4, 2010. Pee on the Seat. Sung to the tune of PANTS ON THE GROUND). Pee on the seat. Pee on the seat. Pee’n like a tool with your pee on the seat. Got it all over your feet. On the front of your pants. Drippin’ down your leg.
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That One Super Secret Blog: Kissing Girls
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Tuesday, February 2, 2010. This morning as The Sass and I were conducting our super secret dance off/work out, the song " Take me on the Floor. By The Veronicas came on. The Sass looks at me very seriously and says, "I've kissed a girl.". Instead, I...
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That One Super Secret Blog: Just That Simple
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Monday, February 8, 2010. My friend Paul wrote me a pretty impassioned and articulate email regarding the word "fucktard". There are many different things that affected me that day. I'm glad I read it. George was a genius living with Autism and the ...
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That One Super Secret Blog: February 2010
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Tuesday, February 23, 2010. Posted by Gory Dreadmond. Wednesday, February 10, 2010. You are hurting me. If you gave a shit, you would stop. Posted by Gory Dreadmond. Monday, February 8, 2010. There are many different things that affected me that day.
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That One Super Secret Blog: July 2009
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Monday, July 27, 2009. The Crazy Cookie Lady. I laid there in bed last night remembering that I had forgotten to call her. Again. I had remembered because Jay and I were having a discussion about our moms. While in my adult years, I realized that th...
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That One Super Secret Blog: The Sucking Suckiness that is Me
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Wednesday, February 3, 2010. The Sucking Suckiness that is Me. I was feeling pretty happy and in a silly mood when I received the email. I started off not being angry, but as I thought about what was actually being said to me, I got downright pissed.
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That One Super Secret Blog: August 2009
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Sunday, August 30, 2009. The First 24 Hours. Well, the first hour after I came out of surgery was spent emailing/talking to Dirk at Big Shark to get the new Ridley frame. All boys in that shop. Dirty, wild mountain bikers. Every one of them. I also ...
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That One Super Secret Blog: September 2009
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DISCLAIMER: If you are a stalker-type individual, Assclown, Ass-monkey, Dicknozzle or some other variation of a socially dysfunctional Ass-hat, reading this blog will cause your retinas to burn straight through the back of your head. Consider yourself warned. Wednesday, September 30, 2009. I need to gain weight. I can't believe I typed that out loud.). I need a better blender. I need my effing stitches to heal. I need to get stronger.physically. Emotionally, I could be softer, but no one's perfect.).