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Arthur Wingsmith - Page 2 of 3 - a semi-fictional, ghost-written entity
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Cookies & Privacy. A smoking monkey: Ch. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. 8220;YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE THE SMOKING MONKEY IS OR YOU WILL EAT THIS SANDWICH.” Lily slapped Joe around the face with the ‘this sandwich’ to add emphasis to the threat. “No,” Joe moaned, gag reflex barely under control, “no more. A smoking monkey: Ch. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. A smoking monkey: Ch. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. 8221; “Hi, is this Amy Gridlock? 8221; The answer came back as a question. “Yes? A smoking monkey: Ch. He wa...
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The Ballad of Harlem Cromwell - Arthur Wingsmith
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Cookies & Privacy. The Ballad of Harlem Cromwell. The Ballad of Harlem Cromwell. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. On Jul 17, 2015 in Articles. Post; the one that signalled my intent to take some time off. At least three of you will remember that after my hilarious speculations on how I might have met an untimely death – at the hands of my own writing, no less – I had a crack at some ‘two sentence’ flash fiction. What? You don’t remember. No problem, here’s the two sentences in question:. If they felt like it.
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The vacation contingency - Arthur Wingsmith
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Cookies & Privacy. Our star, a paperweight. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. On Jul 10, 2015 in Justin Tempo. Come to think of it, who had the man said he was? For the life of him he couldn’t remember, although he was sure he had asked. 8220;I’m sorry,” said the resort’s manager, and not for the first time, “but who did you say you were? 8220;Silkins,” replied the athletically tall individual in front of him, “Octavian Silkins.”. 8220;And, you wanted to know about one of our guests, is that right? Only it doe...
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Random Archives Week - Arthur Wingsmith
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Cookies & Privacy. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. On May 29, 2015 in Articles. The Day of Non-Permissible Weather. Strictly speaking, the name I have chosen for the day is slightly misleading. For the ‘weather’ has permitted me this one thing: it has permitted me to be ‘under it’. More colloquially, I am sick, and as a result, am forced to take a ‘sick-day’. Again, and very astutely, you have noted that this doesn’t seem to be a very great difficulty,. Conceded I was doing this right; in private, for a mode...
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Joe Smote Archives - Arthur Wingsmith
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Cookies & Privacy. The city that sleeps. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. There is a city that sleeps too much. It has a name. I call it my city, and that’s about as much of a name for it you are going to get out of me. My name? It’s Joe Smote, you can wear it out if you want to. Makes no difference to me, I share the name with so many others, most. A smoking monkey: Ep. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. A smoking monkey: Ch. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. A smoking monkey: Ch. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. 8220;YOU WIL...
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The suspension complication - Arthur Wingsmith
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Cookies & Privacy. Our star, a paperweight. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. On Jun 12, 2015 in Justin Tempo. At the town market, after a bracing round of the ‘. Involuntary flatulence, the Hermit-Archivist felt it might be time to give her a stern word:. The donkey gave him a look that said she felt sorry to have disappointed him, and his heart softened a little. He spoke to her again, but in a tone less stern:. You said it was ‘quaint’. If you recall, I wanted to build. The donkey made a noise that indicate...
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Entropy Machine - Arthur Wingsmith
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Cookies & Privacy. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. On Jul 24, 2015 in Articles. Probably they are well adjusted, and it won’t present them with any significant difficulties at all.). It was Gwen Freedmind. Who was she? Well, I’m glad you asked, because as far as I can tell, she was awesome. As a young child, my family liked to go on vacations to remote wilderness locations. Mostly, this was my father’s idea, he’d always fancied himself a frustrated. Executive summary of hypothesis and research justification:.
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Narratives Archives - Arthur Wingsmith
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Cookies & Privacy. They Made No Bones: Part Twenty. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. A hunter’s super moon. Strange to see one here. Mamma Universe was sure that it had been full sunshine only a moment ago. Was it a moment ago? Had there been the blaze and heat of a star in the sky, or had it always been the cold, reflected light of that moon? And where was ‘here’, exactly? They Made No Bones: Part Nineteen. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. They Made No Bones: Part Eighteen. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. 8220;Haldri...
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Dear Audience - Arthur Wingsmith
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Cookies & Privacy. Posted by Arthur Wingsmith. On Jun 19, 2015 in Articles. As I was saying, it started a few weeks ago, at the time I reinvented myself as a website entity (you can see what I had to say about that here. Unfortunately, and this is the bit that involves you, words don’t just organize themselves into manifestos; they also organize themselves into lists. Such lists might include the names of readers who have viewed the nonsensical scribbles produced both by and for. Click to share on Reddit...
