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the Lazy Fair: August 2013
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Monday, August 5, 2013. Our house is all ready! The listing should go live some time today, but here are some pictures:. And if having a baby and selling our house wasn't enough, I've decided to start potty training MH. Can't wait till this maternity leave is over so I can relax! Labels: My (Dirty) House. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. House on hill road. Mississipping: taking it all in a little at a time. How to be Lazy.
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the Lazy Fair: April 2013
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Tuesday, April 23, 2013. MH's new favorite thing is to hit something/body while screaming "High ya! I tried to tell her that hitting wasn't nice and she responded, "Mama, I'm gonna bite you! Which is what I get when trying to reason with a toddler dressed as a tiger.). The first time she did it, I was all indignant, like, "What boy at school taught you how to do that? Because where else would my child have learned such behavior? For five full minutes. I still need to...
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the Lazy Fair: Sleepytime Me
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Tuesday, October 22, 2013. Every day, I have all these good intentions. I'm gonna eat salad and go running. I'm not just going to wear clothes, but like outfits with jewelry and shit. I'm going to brush my teeth. And yet, none of this happens and there is only one person to blame. Not me exactly. Sleepytime Me. I guess it's her way of trying to take over the body we share. I mean, seriously, what the hell am I wearing today? Yeah, that's on me. Labels: How to be Lazy.
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the Lazy Fair: December 2012
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Tuesday, December 18, 2012. Work is my excuse for not working. Sometimes it's a two panda kind of day. Or as MH says, "Pananas."). I woke up late, like I was supposed to be at work 15 minutes ago, late. Whatever. It's Christmas, right? I mean, I know Christmas is a week away, but I've had a high pitched sinus headache of anxiety for days. Which is Christmas. I think I saw some fudge next to the mail boxes. It's definitely a two panana kind of day. But I just don't ha...
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the Lazy Fair: There's nothing worse than a bootleg Mickey
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Wednesday, October 16, 2013. There's nothing worse than a bootleg Mickey. Sorry it's been a week and I haven't been around. In an effort to Keep Things Real, I've been feeling a bit blue recently, so I've been afraid to blog. I don't want to dump my temporary feelings into the internet. (Because lest you forget, this shit is FOREVER. But here's something that depresses me to no end that I will not regret sharing. And there are TWO OF THEM. Labels: My (Dirty) House.
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the Lazy Fair: Breastfeeding: It's the tits!
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Thursday, October 24, 2013. Breastfeeding: It's the tits! Currently, I work full time which means that three times a day, I go into this room, sit on the grossest couch in the history of the world (so many milk stains it smells like old cheese), and I hook myself up to a milking machine while I watch episodes of House Hunters on my phone. The Mother's Room, aka, "The Barn"). The point is, I think it all sucks (pun! Labels: The Mother Load. View my complete profile.
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the Lazy Fair: March 2013
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Thursday, March 28, 2013. Today at least you can think of the poor quality of the photography as a distorting filter shielding you from the ugliness that is my couch. Behold:. Clutter included for "scale."). Of course, I'm sure that bottom cushion would never stay on and the thing would be covered in dog fur before I could artfully arrange a throw pillow. Not to mention it would set me back $1800. Anyway, this all comes back to what I was talking about yesterday.
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the Lazy Fair: Running
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Monday, September 30, 2013. I'm planning on taking Des with me when I run because look how thin he used to be and now he is Orson Welles fat.). So I guess that means there is going to be no running this week because seriously, this is not some idle shit you can start on a Tuesday. This is some Monday, beginning of the week stuff. Labels: (Not) Being Healthy. September 30, 2013 at 5:02 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. House on hill road.
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the Lazy Fair: Taumpy
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Trying hard to take the easy way out. Friday, October 4, 2013. MH went to the playground with her daddy last night (sucker! Anyway, I got some more playground rant. Left in me, but this is all on me. Over the summer, MH invented (befriended? An imaginary person named Taumpy. When we're at the playground, she'll start pushing the empty swing and be like, "I'm pushing Taumpy! She likes to go high! Labels: The Mother Load. October 6, 2013 at 4:58 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). House on hill road.
