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Casual Glory; or, Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing
Macaulay Culkin At Dunkin Donuts. I'm standing in front of the ugly orange counter about to order three dozen bear claws when an old man hobbles up to the counter. "Hey, do you got any creamer back there? This milk smells fucking awful," he wheezes. "Sir, this customer was here before you," peeps the tiny lady behind the counter. I just give an awkward smile, and the man says, "Who, this faggot?
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Casual Glory; or, Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing
Macaulay Culkin's New Job. He stares at me. "What's wrong with you? He asks. "I'm over here trying to commiserate about the weather and build an amicable bond between us and you're just shrugging me off. Is today Asshole Day or something? Fuck this," he mutters. He takes off his hat, throws it to the ground, and storms off. A man in a suit exits the hotel and glares at me. "Did you just piss off Rick? Fuck you, man! Rick stomps away. The manager comes back outside. "Was that Rick?
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Casual Glory; or, Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing
Portait of Macaulay Culkin as an Angry Young Man. A rock hits me on the head as I'm standing on the sidewalk. "Hey, watch where you're going," I say as it bounces along the concrete. The rock says nothing because it is a rock and I feel stupid for speaking to it. A hunchbacked old mime passes by. "What's your problem? I ask aloud. "What a hellhole. I can't wait to get out of here." The emptiness says nothing because it is emptiness and I am quieted by its casual glory.
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Casual Glory; or, Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing
Macaulay Culkin Causes a Car Accident in Which No One is Seriously Hurt. He yells as he stuffs his intestines into his abdomen. I almost pass out. Yep, we’re good, the ambulance driver says. Phil? Back here, a muffled voice echoes in the back of the ambulance. Phil kicks open the back doors and hops out. His upper half is covered in scalpels and needles and he is carrying his head in his arms. The bus driver shouts, How about you, Miss? How how are you people even alive? What, after this?
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Casual Glory; or, Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing
I'm riding on the bus, but the bus driver is an ambulance driver. He is my dad. He's scared of something in the back of the bus, and I'm back there. "Macaulay! Get up here," he yells as he cranks on the steering wheel. I walk towards him, hands on the upper railings. We're going fast enough to blur everything touching the windows. "Macaulay, it's coming!
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Casual Glory; or, Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing
Macaulay Culkin in: Flat Doctors and Godspots. Every doctor I see just ignores them," I told my hairdresser, Rhoda. "They're just in and out, like, 'Nope. I sure don't see anything wrong with the glowing damn spots all over this guy's skin.'" "Ain't you said anything to them yet? Rhoda checked the evenness of my bangs. "The last guy I saw, I say, 'Don't you see these glowing freckles? You sure this is legal? Can you tell me what - what ARE these? And I held out my hands, but I was asking about the spots ...
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Casual Glory; or, Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing
By Macaulay Culkin, translated by Shaun Gannon).
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Casual Glory; or, Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing
Macaulay Culkin Does Nothing. I was at home doing nothing* when my wife called. I mean, my ex-wife. She wanted to know why I hadn’t picked up the kids. Because we don’t have any, I said. Don’t you talk about your children that way. What kind of father are you? I’m no kind of father! I can hear something screaming in the background, and a man’s voice: Tell that piece of shit to come visit his kids. I slam the cabinet door below the sink. No,. I don’t have kids!
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Welcome to my humble blog. I am Shaun and I have been a Geek for as long as I can remember. Hopefully I have something interesting to say and can help someone in their IT journey. As I have just set this up I do not know how often I will be updating, but I expect it will be once a week at least. A href="https:/ plus.google.com/116223302225933322031" rel="publisher" Google /a. Thanks, for visiting! Some things are just not documented. Posted May 17, 2012, 2:11 PM. This address is already being used. The q...
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SEBOYETA, NEW MEXICO - Home
SEBOYETA, NEW MEXICO. Seboyeta means onion in English, but to me it means family, culture, outdoor life and having fun! The mountain pictured above is called El Cerro de la Celosa which means the jealous mountain. The name comes from a Navajo woman who jumped off and died because of jealousy of her husband who was with another woman. If you look closely you can see the body of a woman from her head down to her waist. My Great Tata Serafin making chicharrones! Create a free website.
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