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Haus Frau Keighley says...: HausFrau vs Housewife...Decorating!
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Sunday, November 13, 2011. HausFrau vs Housewife.Decorating! HausFrau Keighley says, "The best part of decorations is that they hide the dust! Last time you saw Housewife, we introduced you to some of the general points of opposition between her and your typical HausFrau. Today, we narrow the focus a bit in another new series here on HausFrau:. HausFrau vs. Housewife. The focus of this week? A Housewife's decorating motto is, "Less is More! Feel free to lea...
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: Pesky Summer Bugs!
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Thursday, June 14, 2012. HausFrau Keighley says, "Instead of baking a cake for dessert when you have guests over, just give them cake vodka! All of the flavor, none of that messy work! Feel free to let guests lick the spoon you stir the drinks with, for that authentic, "baking-a-cake" feel! So, what does a HausFrau do after over half a year of no new entries with absolutely no explanation? Offer no apologies and don't address it at all, ever again! Today, w...
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: So...just who can be 'Haus'?
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Thursday, November 10, 2011. Sojust who can be 'Haus'? HausFrau Keighley says, "If you stand while eating, you only get half the calories! I've been asked by people if they can be considered a "HausFrau". If they aren't married. The sad answer is no, they can't. However, not everyone can be considered a "Haus Frau. That title is one that is for females who are married. If you are a female, but unmarried, you are a "Haus Frauline. So let's all raise a very.
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: Too Much To Do-- Must Clone Myself.
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Saturday, November 12, 2011. Too Much To Do- Must Clone Myself. HausFrau Keighley says, "If you've got too much work to do, cloning yourself is a viable option to get it all done! In today's adventure, I will show you what it is like to clone yourself to help out! The best thing about a MiniHaus is that is enables you to do everything twice as fast. With two people mixing, instead of stirring for ten minutes, it's cut down to five! You crack me up Keighley!
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: November 2011
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Tuesday, November 22, 2011. HausFrau Keighley: In case of.Your Thanksgiving Turkey Reanimating Itself and Trying to Kill Your Whole Family. HausFrau Keighley says, "You should never drink while using a large knife- therefore, make sure you drink before, after, or both! During the use of the knife]. As the holidays draw nearer, I'm sure all of my HausFriends out there have different worries on their mind:. Will I finish cooking everything I need to? Next, ha...
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: Wardrobe!
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Monday, November 7, 2011. Haus Frau Keighley says, "When buying clothes, be sure to get them in a couple sizes bigger than you need- that way, when you're altering them, you can think to yourself, 'damn, I'm a skinny bitch.'". As a HausFrau, clothing is as important as it is to a Housewife, but for different reasons. For a Housewife, presentation is everything; for a HausFrau, practicality is where it's at. A housewife's jewelery compliments her outfits.
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: Should You be a HausFrau?
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Saturday, November 5, 2011. Should You be a HausFrau? HausFrau Keighley says, "Every meal is better when it has a theme: apple pie apple wine = apple hangover! Be a HausFrau If:. You do not like cooking. You do not like drinking. You don't own any aprons. You don't have opposable thumbs. You have no sense of humor. You are incapable of palpable sarcasm. You don't enjoy being ironic. You have a weak liver. Be a HausFrau If:. You are fluent in sarcasm. Feel f...
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: HausFrau Keighley: In case of...Dinosaurs!
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Thursday, November 10, 2011. HausFrau Keighley: In case of.Dinosaurs! HausFrau Keighley says, "Always break eggs over the trashcan or garbage disposal, in case your regular chicken eggs were replaced with incubating monsters. One can never be too careful! In the off (but not impossible) chance that dinosaurs invade your neighborhood, it's better to be prepared than not! If you have any extra vegetation around your house, now is the time to utilize it! They'...
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: HausFrau Keighley: In case of...Your Thanksgiving Turkey Reanimating Itself and Trying to Kill Your Whole Family
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Tuesday, November 22, 2011. HausFrau Keighley: In case of.Your Thanksgiving Turkey Reanimating Itself and Trying to Kill Your Whole Family. HausFrau Keighley says, "You should never drink while using a large knife- therefore, make sure you drink before, after, or both! During the use of the knife]. As the holidays draw nearer, I'm sure all of my HausFriends out there have different worries on their mind:. Will I finish cooking everything I need to? Next, ha...
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Haus Frau Keighley says...: June 2012
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Haus Frau Keighley says. A guide to Hauswifery. Thursday, June 14, 2012. HausFrau Keighley says, "Instead of baking a cake for dessert when you have guests over, just give them cake vodka! All of the flavor, none of that messy work! Feel free to let guests lick the spoon you stir the drinks with, for that authentic, "baking-a-cake" feel! So, what does a HausFrau do after over half a year of no new entries with absolutely no explanation? Offer no apologies and don't address it at all, ever again! Today, w...