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Cool Water, Rushing | Spin Me I Pulsate
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Love has no need for memory. Spin Me I Pulsate. Cool Water, Rushing. Cold water in the egg bowl. Use the cold water not the warm. Warm will curdle it, hot will stick it to the bowl in that godawful mess you can’t scrub off so you just end up throwing the damn bowl out. Cold water. Cool water. I fell in cool water this year, tipped a canoe after only seeing a rock at the last moment, so last minute I only had a moment to blurt out “the fuck! Be patient. Let it pass. Go with it. Bear up babe. You must reme...
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Sassy Simmerings: Devilish Deconstructed Gymnastic Gyoza Dish
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Monday, 7 March 2011. Devilish Deconstructed Gymnastic Gyoza Dish. By Ms X. Posed. I've done it in the past, but now that I've deconstructed this dish, I don't think I'll be going back. I'd rather spend more time lovin' than slaving in front of the oven! And I'm sure you will find better things to do with your time too, you little devil! Devilish Deconstructed Gymnastic Gyoza Dish. 1 lb Ground Pork (or ground turkey or tofu or equivalent meat substitute of your choice - see? Warm the sesame oil and soy s...
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Sassy Simmerings: Lip Smackin' Lighter Mac 'n' Cheese
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Monday, 4 April 2011. Lip Smackin' Lighter Mac 'n' Cheese. By Ms X. Posed. Here's another easy and versatile recipe to accommodate many diets. 1 Pound Shell or Elbow Pasta (here's where you can switch it up with a nice rice pasta - they are yummy and you didn't want all that gluten clogging up your plumbing anyway). 2 Cups of Milk (use almond, coconut, or soy milk if you want to limit the dairy, then you can concentrate on the good stuff - the cheese). Dash of Dry Mustard. Salt and Pepper to Taste. We're...
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Sassy Simmerings: April 2011
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Tuesday, 5 April 2011. By Miss Fella Show. I know you may not believe it, but sometimes it's hard to maintain my girlish figure. Sometimes a girl just wants to lie in her boudoir and eat bon-bons. but in the real world, that's not always achievable.or advisable. SO How do i do it - you ask? My dirty little secret is my delicious smoothie. It's tasty, creamy, low in fat, full of veggies and fruit - and the best part is that it fills me up (not unlike my sexy husband.rrrawr! 2 - 3 cups frozen fruit. Of smo...
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Sassy Simmerings: Tasty, Tasty Balls
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Saturday, 21 January 2012. Tasty, Tasty Balls. One of my favourite things in the world is to wrap my lips around some tasty, tasty balls. I used to buy my balls, but I find balls taste best when you don’t have to pay for them. Amirite? Not only are they natural and full of protein, but these balls come with a whole load of very obvious double entendres, and who doesn’t want that? Adapted from Smashed Peas and Carrots. 1 cup of rolled oats. 189; cup of ground flaxseed or hemp hearts (or cocoa powder if yo...
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Sassy Simmerings: Sultry Spinach Smoothie
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Tuesday, 5 April 2011. By Miss Fella Show. I know you may not believe it, but sometimes it's hard to maintain my girlish figure. Sometimes a girl just wants to lie in her boudoir and eat bon-bons. but in the real world, that's not always achievable.or advisable. SO How do i do it - you ask? My dirty little secret is my delicious smoothie. It's tasty, creamy, low in fat, full of veggies and fruit - and the best part is that it fills me up (not unlike my sexy husband.rrrawr! 2 - 3 cups frozen fruit. Of smo...
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Sassy Simmerings: January 2012
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Saturday, 21 January 2012. Tasty, Tasty Balls. One of my favourite things in the world is to wrap my lips around some tasty, tasty balls. I used to buy my balls, but I find balls taste best when you don’t have to pay for them. Amirite? Not only are they natural and full of protein, but these balls come with a whole load of very obvious double entendres, and who doesn’t want that? Adapted from Smashed Peas and Carrots. 1 cup of rolled oats. 189; cup of ground flaxseed or hemp hearts (or cocoa powder if yo...
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Sassy Simmerings: Caliente curried cauliflower
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Saturday, 27 August 2011. Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Right, it's both. The temperature has risen a few notches in my kitchen due to the frilly apron and fishnets I'm wearing (and little else), as well as the spice of the dish I'm cooking. This recipe is hot, baby. Caliente. Caldo. Chaud. Pause here so I can go to. And look up "hot" in some more languages]. Pay attention to that last word: quente. It's Portugese, just like the hot man. Who gave me the recipe. And he cooks, ladies! Hot brother wi...
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Sassy Simmerings: Sauced shellfish (and by "sauced," I mean "sh*t faced")
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Tuesday, 22 March 2011. Sauced shellfish (and by "sauced," I mean "sh*t faced"). Confession time: I've never made mussels. Being such a klutz in the kitchen, I was afraid to take on live shellfish because I was convinced I screw it up and give myself food poisoning. And we all know that food poisoning is not sexy. Even if you are wearing a short, cute apron. I think I need a drink. I hope they're liking their cold bath. Because it will be their last. Poor little dudes. While the shallots and garlic are c...
