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Deadpan Inc.: March 2010
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Thursday, March 25, 2010. The Health Care Reform Puppy. I'm just going to throw this out there and see what people think. I have a feeling it might be a little divisive. Please feel free to leave a comment- just try to avoid the worst obscenities and death threats. There are kids here. Friday, March 19, 2010. Monday, March 8, 2010. Please allow me this blatant bit of content-relevant SEO: pussy shaving. I feel more than a little dirty doing that, but you know it's going to boost my page views. Most of wh...
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Deadpan Inc.: Lonesome Gene
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Thursday, December 18, 2008. When you first glanced at this title, you probably thought it was about an old-time singing cowboy. It's not. If you're curious about the premium denim brand she's talking about, here's the link. You know what looks good with 7 For All Mankind jeans? A Deadpan Inc. hoodie. Damn straight, skippy. That long silence was spectacular. LOL. December 18, 2008 at 8:30 PM. I (heart) long awkward silence. December 19, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Go on - click it.
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Deadpan Inc.: Stupid Edison
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Saturday, May 8, 2010. Boy, it's been awhile since my last post. Busy, busy, busy. I'm not sure if the following is all that funny, but it is. Something that really bugs me. Wires on poles. In the 21st Century? Am I starting to sound a little like Andy Rooney? I am not a curmudgeon. I'm not. June 17, 2010 at 9:20 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Best of Deadpan Inc. Go on - click it. Palatine, Illinois, United States. View my complete profile. The Continuing Adventures of Sheldon Ashbury.
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Deadpan Inc.: October 2010
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Monday, October 25, 2010. I have a new blog! If you like Deadpan Inc. and can also read, you might enjoy The Continuing Adventures of Sheldon Ashbury. Check it out, and if you enjoy it, tell all your friends on MySpace. Here's another largely unseen episode from the archives, but don't forget to visit the new blog. Friday, October 22, 2010. Seriously, when has the risk of slipping into a higher tax bracket ever kept anyone from trying to get rich? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Best of Deadpan Inc. Lust 'n ...
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Deadpan Inc.: Half a Man
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Thursday, November 19, 2009. I have a good feeling about this one. It's one of those that seemed to write itself and I just sat back laughing at what I was typing. Maybe I'm just tired and giddy. Did you like it? It was funny. But not the best. Still Like the Lucid dreaming trio best. November 19, 2009 at 10:12 PM. I though it was damn funny! Dude, why dont you have a hoard of followers commenting on your every post? Thanks for sharing your work. November 19, 2009 at 10:53 PM. Are you a big picture guy?
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Deadpan Inc.: April 2010
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010. Yeah, I know, it's been a while. But I've been really, really busy. New episodes of Breaking Bad are airing! This was a half-baked idea I had bouncing around in my head for a long time and kind of forgot about it, and then I saw the story of the British woman suddenly talking with a Chinese accent and it came back to me. Enjoy. Update: I found video. Of the lady in the news story. She's not talking in a Chinese accent any more; now it's sort of generic European. I'm glad capitali...
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Deadpan Inc.: Gender Neutral Child
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Monday, August 3, 2009. I believe this is the longest Deadpan Inc. episode ever. And the shortest blog post. Another contestant for worst parent of the world would be. this guy! August 3, 2009 at 3:46 PM. Yellow jumpsuits and shitty blocks from IKEA had me laughing. Nice one! August 7, 2009 at 12:44 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Best of Deadpan Inc. Go on - click it. Palatine, Illinois, United States. View my complete profile. The Continuing Adventures of Sheldon Ashbury.
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Deadpan Inc.: The Fattest Woman
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Friday, March 19, 2010. Highly reminiscent of Abbot and Costello or Burns and Allen! Very Cool. I LOL-ed a few times! March 20, 2010 at 2:24 PM. That was awesome. Loved it. March 31, 2010 at 11:42 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Best of Deadpan Inc. Go on - click it. Palatine, Illinois, United States. I am a freelance writer of marketing and corporate communications, which is not necessarily a euphemism for "unemployed blogger.". View my complete profile. Stratton: words and more.
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Deadpan Inc.: Foreign Accent Syndrome
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010. Yeah, I know, it's been a while. But I've been really, really busy. New episodes of Breaking Bad are airing! This was a half-baked idea I had bouncing around in my head for a long time and kind of forgot about it, and then I saw the story of the British woman suddenly talking with a Chinese accent and it came back to me. Enjoy. Update: I found video. Of the lady in the news story. She's not talking in a Chinese accent any more; now it's sort of generic European. Go on - click it.
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Deadpan Inc.: Found a Baby
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Monday, December 22, 2008. Most of these episodes are based either on a news item I've read or something that I have personally experienced. This one is neither. This is just a nutty idea that came to me as I was waking up on a Saturday morning, putting off getting out of bed for a few more minutes. I had originally scheduled this one for last Monday, but there was a depressing story in the news that made me postpone it a week. My story has a. Ending. Well, kinda. December 22, 2008 at 11:51 AM.
