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I Banged Your Mothership | jordynnolz.com
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Waistline in the Wasteland. What Fresh Hell…? Can My Tribal Name Be Angry Drunk? I Banged Your Mothership. July 22, 2011. We continue our journey through parts of the ship, with me haphazardly doing whatever and hoping that eventually a door will look like the correct one to go through. This method has yet to fail me, so I will stick with it forever. Good for him, wherever he was! I’m the best! For Fucking. Real? Sally says to push the button to fire the death ray at it. But umm…I thought IR...I went ...
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Thank You Very Much Sir, Mr. Robot-Tor | jordynnolz.com
http://jonzzinforsomejonn.jordynnolz.com/2011/08/thank-you-very-much-sir-mr-robot-tor
What Fresh Hell…? Johnnie It’s Hottah Undah Dah Watah. Only YOU Can Perform Stunts Around Forest Fires. →. Thank You Very Much Sir, Mr. Robot-Tor. August 19, 2011. The Criminal From Outer Space. One day as John is leaving the police station, he sees a hub-bub going on around the corner. What’s all the fuss about? Well it’s a goddamn fire, of course. A freakin’ COVERED WAGON is on fire. Why the f…where did a covered wagon come from? Why do we even have that card? Back on Earth, John is clutching is diary,.
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Waistline in the Wasteland | jordynnolz.com
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Waistline in the Wasteland. What Fresh Hell…? Waistline in the Wasteland. Here is a page where I make recipes from the Wasteland! It might only be this one! I love cooking in this game and I cannot even explain way. Let me play a scene for you:. Me: (finding all the ingredients for trail mix in a single bag) OH FUCK YES! GONNA MAKE TRAIL MIX! Husband: What does Trail Mix do? Me: Um.it’s…Trail Mix? I don’t fucking know. TRAIL MIX BITCHES! And a “nuka cola” to wash it down with. GO GO GATHER UP ALL YOUR CA...
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Tequila Makes Her GO FUCKING NUTSO | jordynnolz.com
http://wastedinthewasteland.jordynnolz.com/2011/08/tequila-makes-her-go-fucking-nutso
Waistline in the Wasteland. What Fresh Hell…? Can My Tribal Name Be Angry Drunk? They Should Find Someone Else If They Want Stuff Done FAST. →. Tequila Makes Her GO FUCKING NUTSO. August 16, 2011. Full of booze and feeling a little better, I start again towards this camp that Follows whatever wants me to go to. We wander through a bunch of standing water that he informs me is full of bear traps. Really dude? Everyone just knows him because here is hanging out? Our first stop is a wrecked school bus to fi...
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Burned On the Fourth Of July | jordynnolz.com
http://jonzzinforsomejonn.jordynnolz.com/2011/09/burned-on-the-fourth-of-july
What Fresh Hell…? Only YOU Can Perform Stunts Around Forest Fires. A Little Ditty About John and Diane →. Burned On the Fourth Of July. September 9, 2011. The Phantom Fire Alarms. With a title like that, I was all strapped in for this thing to involve anything from ghosts to people pretending to be ghosts to fire alarms that people pretending to be ghosts were pulling to scare people away from buildings they were trying to rob. The title however, was not actually that straight forward. They decide to tes...
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Johnnie It’s Hottah Undah Dah Watah | jordynnolz.com
http://jonzzinforsomejonn.jordynnolz.com/2011/07/johnnie-its-hottah-undah-dah-watah
What Fresh Hell…? Them Jones, Them Jones, Them…John Jones. Thank You Very Much Sir, Mr. Robot-Tor →. Johnnie It’s Hottah Undah Dah Watah. July 31, 2011. DETECTIVE COMICS #242: The Thirty Fathom Sleuth. So often in these comics, I am really unclear as to what is going on. It was uh, it was the 50’s. It was a different time. Stuff didn’t have to make sense! JUST GO WITH IT! Like, you can only commandeer cars that are already on the street? The hijacker Jack Platter stole his “crime files” and t...He then s...
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He Was A-Salt-ed. | jordynnolz.com
http://wastedinthewasteland.jordynnolz.com/2011/09/he-was-a-salt-ed
Waistline in the Wasteland. What Fresh Hell…? They Should Find Someone Else If They Want Stuff Done FAST. Where is My Mind? September 20, 2011. These people, in this place, my god. Everytime they start talking about their history or anything, my eyes just totally glaze over. And now they want me to make a decision about what to do when I honestly haven’t paid attention to any of their arguments? I shoot them all in the head, and down a bottle of scotch. Jesus H! Wakin’ C you check that shit? As I’m...
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Probably only mildly relevant. | jordynnolz.com
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What Fresh Hell…? What I’ve Been Doing Instead of Writing →. Probably only mildly relevant. June 23, 2008. Jordynno: so this lady was calling about tickets for this Scott McClellan thing tonight. Jordynno: and she had to switch them to Will Call because they never arrived, but she was thinking about just not going because it’s all ya know, what really happened in the Bush White House, supposedly, but she feels like there just won’t be any straight answers there. Ben: That’s hilarious. Other Words I Write.
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Maid of Honor Part 2 | jordynnolz.com
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What Fresh Hell…? Dave Stewart Colored This For Me →. Maid of Honor Part 2. February 14, 2010. So I spent probably way too much of the last review discussing how hot Batman is. Can you really blame me? I can’t really say if part 2 is going to be better or worse, and I guess it really depends on what you think is better or worse. Personally, I’m hoping for better! My definition of better. Which is more Batman. Wonder Woman wakes up in a barn with Batman leaning over her. HOT. Audrey leaves and heads to so...