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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: Mush Mouth
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Wednesday, October 20, 2010. I used to enjoy going to the dentist. Honestly I did. When I was a child the dentist was yet another adult who would smile down on me and praise my general awesomeness because I never had a cavity. EVER. ( Still haven't! Plus, it didn't hurt that I got to get a toy out of the toy bin because I was sweet child without a sweet tooth! Him: Yes. Light sedation. Me: I want to be asleep. Him: You will be. Me: No, you don't understand. I Need.
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: I am in a pickle.
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Tuesday, September 11, 2012. I am in a pickle. Normally I bumble through my life and somehow, maybe by the Grace of God, I manage to pretty much make it through unscathed. Then there are moments like now and the predicament I am currently in. I've pretty much quit sleeping. That's really not that germane to this story except I need you to know why I am often in a drug induced stupor. Because I cannot sleep and also it's kind of fun. Good, how are you? Uh - - Hmmmm....
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: My perpetual fight with the mayonnaise jar or How it may have won the battle but not yet the war.
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Sunday, March 28, 2010. My perpetual fight with the mayonnaise jar or How it may have won the battle but not yet the war. I'm quite possibly the only person in history to get in an actual fight with a jar of anything and lose, but that's later. First I want to address my remonstrance with the mayonnaise jar:. Why is it whenever I want a turkey sandwich I can never get the damn jar of mayonnaise open? I can never it get it open! Imagine an evening in which your humble n...
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: My campaign to keep placenta off the radio.
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Wednesday, August 29, 2012. My campaign to keep placenta off the radio. Yesterday I was on my way home and that annoying song ' Lightning Crashes. From that band LIVE ( Which is really difficult to Google by the way. Go ahead and Google the word 'Live' and see where you get. Came on the radio and I've decided that it is not only annoyingly overplayed but also inane. Here's why. The second line of the song goes like this: Her placenta falls to the floor. To the floor...
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: October 2012
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Monday, October 22, 2012. I'm reasonably sure my woo-woo looks like a dead baby bird. This is another one of those blog posts that tells you waaaaaay too much about myself but that's who I am so I'm rolling with it. I do not, nor have I ever really, had much occasion to examine the morphology of other women's vaginas. Well then the curiosity bug jumped up and bit me. It looks like a dead baby bird. Apparently there is this new trend in women's health where women are do...
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: Busting the bum rap of the Kraken
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Tuesday, April 13, 2010. Busting the bum rap of the Kraken. The other day I was on my way to work and I was pondering things as I normally do barreling down I-40 and I got to thinking about the Kraken. (I had just seen "The Clash of the Titans" the night before, so it's not like I regularly think of sea-monsters. I'm not that weird.). Then it occurred to me that the poor Kraken gets a really bad rap and for what? Well now you're in a predicament, you can't look like a ...
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: A story for Jessica - and for the rest of you: The time there was a worm in my head.
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Wednesday, May 5, 2010. A story for Jessica - and for the rest of you: The time there was a worm in my head. My bff Jessica was telling me the other day that I needed to put the story of when I thought I had a worm in my head on my blog. So here goes. Imagine your humble narrator waking up one morning ( or afternoon, whatever the case may be. But I ignored it and went about my business. Fast forward a couple of days. In college I took a parasitology ( Parasites, not wa...
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: I'm reasonably sure my woo-woo looks like a dead baby bird.
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Monday, October 22, 2012. I'm reasonably sure my woo-woo looks like a dead baby bird. This is another one of those blog posts that tells you waaaaaay too much about myself but that's who I am so I'm rolling with it. I do not, nor have I ever really, had much occasion to examine the morphology of other women's vaginas. Well then the curiosity bug jumped up and bit me. It looks like a dead baby bird. Apparently there is this new trend in women's health where women are do...
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated.: There is no sexy way to remove your Spanx.
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Don't Mind Me. I'm discombobulated. Thursday, December 8, 2011. There is no sexy way to remove your Spanx. Men, I blame you. I have to blame someone and I certainly am not going to take the blame myself so I'm blaming you. You are the reason why I feel the need to wear the spanx. Hello God, it's me Anna. When will I ever learn to love my body? Although I will say it does do wonders for a girls shape.). You've still got to get them over your ass! Nevermind that that whole charade is less than attractive, ...
