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Just another WordPress.com site. Coffee makes you young. May 26, 2011 by shitmygenius3yearoldsays. After putting French Vanilla creamer in my coffee, my 3 year old wanted to try it. I explained to him that drinking coffee at such a young age will make you little. He thought about this for a minute then replied with great concern in his eyes, “So after you drink too much coffee, I’m going to have to make you peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? May 26, 2011 by shitmygenius3yearoldsays. He tells me, “...
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The Shit Your GF Says or Does. Remember: There are no taboo subjects, Feel free to express yourself! If your story isn't published on our website, don't feel offended, and thank you! You are always looking for the green grass over the rainbow. Dec 12, 2012 02:02 AM - Misc. By pie ( man. Sign Up for More! My girlfriend was asking me what I say when playing video games with my friends. She says, What do you say, like, 'Suck it! God, I love her. Nov 27, 2012 06:18 AM - Misc. By bananazack ( man. After I mak...
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Shit my girlfriend makes me watch. 4 Jerseylicious, back to back. I will make anything academic. View my complete profile. Friday, April 9, 2010. 4 Jerseylicious, back to back. It's an all new episode, and I don't even want to look up the episode description. It should just say, "Morons, all of them, and then, unsurprisingly, moronic shit happens.". They are going to make a commercial. Mom's former husband (I guess the dude died, probably a smart move on his part. Burn. Too soon? Random personal interjec...
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Just another WordPress.com site. AS CHRIS ISAAC’s WICKED GAME is PLAYING…. June 2, 2011. 8220;Just once I’d like to have sex to this song…on repeat.” -peanut. May 27, 2011. 8220;The only cool thing about Amish people is their buggies and horses”. 8220;Elephants are cool because they do some telepathic shit.”. No, it wasn’t a non sequitur. May 27, 2011. 8220;Do you have subcutaneous fluid? You’re like a cat. That’s so hot.”. AS CHRIS ISAAC’s WICKED GAME is PLAYING…. No, it wasn’t a non sequitur.
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Shit My Girlfriend Says
Shit My Girlfriend Says. Sunday, April 25, 2010. Well at least my pony is wiggling, so that's something.". Sunday, March 21, 2010. Your breath is atrocious. It smells like a giant's foot fungus.". Saturday, February 20, 2010. If you had a bunch of fingers with puppydog noses at the tips, I would never let you stop touching me! Thursday, February 11, 2010. One sec.I have to take out my eyes. They're burning my face.". Friday, February 5, 2010. That's like women and their eyebrows.".
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Shit My Grandma Says
Shit My Grandma Says. Monday, November 8, 2010. I don't care if you get them all over your butt as long as I can't see them. You DON'T have tattoos on your butt, do you? Friday, August 6, 2010. Oh, happy day. My grandma has a facebook now. A sample:. I tagged an embarrassing photo of her from a family gathering, and while it's clear she saw the notification, it's not so clear what she did with it, how she ended up commenting on the picture, and even what the hell she is talking about. Please enjoy.
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SHIT MY GRANDPA SAYS
SHIT MY GRANDPA SAYS. I am Ted Kelsey's Granddaughter and I am sharing his wisdom with the world. Wednesday, May 4, 2011. The first cut is the deepest. Do you know what the sharpest thing in the world is? A fart. It can go through your pants without even cutting them.". Sunday, March 13, 2011. There was an old man from sinclair. Who tried to make love to a bear,. The hairy old brute took a swipe at his root. And left nothing but scrotum and hair. Saturday, February 26, 2011. Tuesday, February 8, 2011.
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Let's take it from the top! New app: the Food Matrix! March 16, 2012. I have noticed in my own experience as a food consumer (something I do every day! That I tend to get lost in buying what’s right. That sentence can be split into two things;. 8211; I tend to get lost because there are too many factors to keep in mind. It took me a while, even as a scientist/journalist with an interest in this stuff, to conceptualize what these factors are, and how they confuse me and I think a lot of people. You can ta...
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S*** My Husband Says
S* * My Husband Says. Monday, April 2, 2012. Poor Hubs is sick as a dog, and battling (among other symptoms) digestive gurgling. He's also recovering from a Tough Mudder competition over the weekend, and looks sore everywhere.on top of flu achiness. Me: You poor thing; you look as awkward as I do lately, trying to maneuver yourself to get comfortable. Hubs: I think I might have a baby kicking around in here, too. Friday, February 10, 2012. Without further adieu, I present to you, my newest pet name:.
