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June | 2011 | Shit My Kids Say

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Shit My Kids Say. Archive for June, 2011 Monthly archive page. On June 18, 2011. Me: “Where’s your sister? Penny: “She’s watching whores.”. Penny: “It’s a show with these people who have a really messy house because they keep everything.”. 9654; View 2 Comments. On June 18, 2011. Eleanor: “I’m not grumpy. I’m not Mommy.”. 9654; View 1 Comment. On June 11, 2011. Sally holds her crotch. Dr Robert: “Do you need to go potty? Sally: “No, there is a paci in my underwear.”. Dr Robert: “Sure is.”.

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May | 2011 | Shit My Kids Say

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Shit My Kids Say. Archive for May, 2011 Monthly archive page. On May 31, 2011. Eleanor: “It’s not called ‘idiot’ it’s called ‘sister.'”. 9654; View 1 Comment. Sgt Pepper, 11. On May 27, 2011. Dr Robert and I kiss and slow dance in the hall. Sgt Pepper: “Always kissing! You’re best friends. It’s so annoying.”. 9654; View 1 Comment. On May 21, 2011. Dr Robert kisses me. Sally: “Don’t eat mommy! Me: “Don’t listen to her.”. On May 21, 2011. Eleanor: “It’s pucking off! Sally and Eleanor, 2. On May 11, 2011.

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Eleanor, 3 | Shit My Kids Say

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Shit My Kids Say. On January 13, 2012. Demanding Doctor Robert blow the hair out of her face. Eleanor: “Blow me! 9654; One Response. My, oh my! That goes right along with today’s Tamara Out Loud post! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.

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August | 2011 | Shit My Kids Say

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Shit My Kids Say. Archive for August, 2011 Monthly archive page. On August 16, 2011. A man leaves the gym, where my family is waiting for me. Eleanor: “That’s not Mommy.”. Dr Robert: “That’s a big, tall man.”. Sally: “I want a big, tall man.”. The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom. Some Species Eat Their Young. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Join 8 other followers. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

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Shit My Kids Say. On January 7, 2012. Trying to get her changed for bed. Me: “Take your pants off.”. 9654; No Responses. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out.

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The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom. Because sometimes you just gotta lower your standards and keep them alive. If you really wanna know…. If you really wanna know…. I’m a mom, step-mom, trophy wife, friend, daughter, daughter in law, sister, and sister in law. I’ve been told that I’m a mix of Chelsea Handler and Martha Stewart. I’ll take it. If you can’t accept me in just yoga pants, a worn out OSU t-shirt, flip flops, and EOS lip balm, then we can’t be friends. August 19, 2010 at 11:29 am.

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The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom. Because sometimes you just gotta lower your standards and keep them alive. If you really wanna know…. Seven things you shouldn’t ask a stepmother. And the answers you might not expect. →. July 15, 2014. This afternoon, I re-met someone that I “used” to know. She doesn’t remember me, but as soon as I saw her face, waves of hurt came back. I definitely remembered her. Think again. Because MY children have come to me with things they’ve heard. A $5 gift card to Starb...

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Seven things you shouldn’t ask a stepmother. And the answers you might not expect. | The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom

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The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom. Because sometimes you just gotta lower your standards and keep them alive. If you really wanna know…. Seven things you shouldn’t ask a stepmother. And the answers you might not expect. July 26, 2014. 1 This is the most important one. Please do not ask a stepmother, ESPECIALLY if the children are around, Do you get along with the ex? 2 Do you like your step kids? Nope Can’t stand ‘em. Looking into boarding schools as we speak! Well, it’s not somebody else’s kid&#46...

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The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom. Because sometimes you just gotta lower your standards and keep them alive. If you really wanna know…. Newer posts →. September 16, 2010. 8220;Mommy, why do you get to stay up late after we go to bed? 8220;I have to call Santa Claus and report how good or bad you were today. It’s a private conversation.”. 8220;You should just text him.”. August 21, 2010. After seeing Hooters girls on TV, my 6 year old just had to ask…. Why do they call them ‘Hooters’?

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Co-Parenting and how not to be a jerk | The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom

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The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom. Because sometimes you just gotta lower your standards and keep them alive. If you really wanna know…. Words that rhyme with…. Co-Parenting Feedback →. Co-Parenting and how not to be a jerk. March 20, 2014. Please note that the information below may be harsh to hear. I advise you to put on your big girl panties or your big boy bvd’s and hang on for the ride…. Have a mental issue. I, on the other hand could probably use a few head exams, but I digress). That yellow ...

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Co-Parenting Feedback | The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom

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The Misadventures of a Pretend Supermom. Because sometimes you just gotta lower your standards and keep them alive. If you really wanna know…. Co-Parenting and how not to be a jerk. Glass houses. →. March 21, 2014. I’m so overwhelmed and thankful for the responses and interest I received regarding my co-parenting article. Co-Parenting with the Angry Spouse http:/ cfldivorce.com/? Parenting After Divorce http:/ cfldivorce.com/? Stay in Tune with Your Children During Divorce http:/ cfldivorce.com/?

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