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Hot Rant: From Ice Cream To Cage.... The Heat is On
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Wednesday, 8 July 2009. From Ice Cream To Cage. The Heat is On. Today we introduce a new contributor - Matt 'Albert' Kerly - who has some choice words for the state of British weather, draws Nic Cage into the Hot Rant fold once again. And forwards some troubling thoughts about the mysteries behind the departure of a much-loved superstar. Couldn’t be more apt! It’s hot, I’m hot, i’m ranting about being hot. Slap me in the eye with an irony spoon! At this juncture, I’d like to clarify - I am referrin...
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Hot Rant: August 2009
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Monday, 17 August 2009. Travelling: The Pressure to Grow a Beard. Hot Rant kicks off the week with a livid tirade straight from the heart of contributor Jack Collins. Woe betide any poor soul who crosses paths with this angry young man in a foreign country while sporting ill-conceived facial hair. Hello fellow ranters. Firstly, I must stress that this rant is being written in a particularly mind-fuckingly-annoying-gappy-. It is probably a mindless attempt to identify themselves as a traveller. The be...
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Hot Rant: With the new football season underway...
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Wednesday, 12 August 2009. With the new football season underway. And Newcastle United no closer to escaping their laughing stock status, it's high time to revisit one of last season's finest football rants. Joe Kinnear, a man addicted to heart attacks and not afraid, in the presence of children, to brand short-lived female Premier League assistant referee Wendy Toms. A fucking slag, a cunt" to her face, lets rip. Which one of you is Simon Bird? You're a cunt.". And if that doesn't do it for you, here.
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Hot Rant: Murraymania / Andymonium / Go away, please
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Monday, 29 June 2009. Murraymania / Andymonium / Go away, please. Rack another one up for the guest contributors. Today it's Henry Birkbeck's turn. Henry runs a small business customising and painting shoes through his website. Instead of setting up a petulant, moany website complaining about the world, Henry has done something cool, creative and hopefully profitable with his internet connection. Not that I'm jealous or anything. Regardless I'm not sure I can overstate how. Sure, he was great. He won...
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Hot Rant: Internship announcement
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Thursday, 25 June 2009. To the Hot Rant fold! Although he met none of the employment criteria it turns out our fathers used to know each other. And his application was faultless. For all those who applied and failed here's what you should have done. As a humanities student at a top 10 UK institution, [REDACTED]. Your CV will never be the same again. It's the perfect stepping stone to the 100ft vertical cliff face that is the jobs market. Sundried tomatoes as it is. It’s a baleful picture which has ...
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Hot Rant: The New Silk Route
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Thursday, 30 July 2009. The New Silk Route. Contributor Fish Stock returns with an assault on the very British disaster area Robert Kilroy-Silk. What do you mean you don’t know? Just look at his face. It’s really obvious. In his defence I certainly don’t feel the same desire to puke on my cock every time. See/hear/read about him that I do when Morgan or. So think of this as less of a Hot Rant and more of a Warmed Tirade. As we shall see,. Political stoicism. He was a university lecturer with. Somewhat co...
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Hot Rant: Piers Morgan
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Wednesday, 22 July 2009. Lock up your sub-editors! Our reliably vitriolic contributor Fish Stock returns today with an evisceration of a man with no morals, no class and no chin. Why is Piers Morgan a. First of all his name is actually Piers Stefan. Morgan. Surely anyone who has the audacity not to change their name more to something more responsible is a. Morgan edited the News. His orchestration of the papers’ coverage was incessant and invasive; often dragging stories about the likes of Dunblane...
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Hot Rant: Geezers
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Sunday, 5 July 2009. Guesting today is Jack Collins, a globe travelling, fast talking, Somerfield party food eating, skinny jeans wearing, geezer humour victim. Catch up with his travel blog at. Just to clarify - a geezer is not a volcanic, water-spurty thing from Iceland. A geezer is someone who uses the phrases: "facking mastard! The geezer's interests are: 1) birds, 2) tinnies, 3) Kasabian, 4) being a cunt. The geezer can be identified by his: A) awful tattoos. Geezer: Ay, ay sailor! That is not a jok...
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Hot Rant: Travelling: The Inevitable Conversation
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Thursday, 23 July 2009. Travelling: The Inevitable Conversation. Hot on the heels of Edward Mantle's second delivery of hot rage, Jack Collins returns to regale us with a story about how shit a time he is having traveling the world for six months. Or something like that. Am I going to leap between the trees whilst hanging from vines like that "Show Me the Beef" kid did in the latest joke of an Indiana Jones movie? Even once you have spent enough time with a person that you can move past the whos and wher...
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Hot Rant: Micro-rant of the day...
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Saturday, 15 August 2009. Micro-rant of the day. From Mike Leigh's harrowing, yet still very funny 1993 classic Naked. Here, Johnny (David Thewlis) subjects a hapless security guard to an apocalyptic tirade of epic proportions. Brilliant. AC. Dont you just love David Thewlis? 27 August 2009 at 01:46. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Click the button below if you'd like to support my lame attempts at search engine optimisation. Travelling: The Pressure to Grow a Beard.