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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: Goodbye, Little Friend.

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Tuesday, May 25, 2010. Goodbye, Little Friend. So I went to the dermatologist the other day, because at 29 (ha, I typed 30 originally. I'm ready for it.) I decided to FINALLY do something about this goddamned acne. After waiting for over an hour, answering the nurse's questions and then re-answering them when the doctor quickly barked them at me as two assistants hovered around him, I was forced to reveal that I have a secret. When the cyst reach...

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: Goodness, Gracious

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Tuesday, April 20, 2010. And he said, very sarcastically, "Oh, the movie in which Jerry Lee Lewis marries his 13-year-old cousin? And I was like, "Yes. She was his cousin twice removed, by the way." (I still do not know what the hell that means.) During this conversation, I was still totally behind this movie. I was like, when the hell did Roy become such a moralist? THEY WERE IN LOVE. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Sunday Night Sex Show.

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: Guest Appearance

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Saturday, April 24, 2010. Things I'd like to do right now if I could:. Go to Chicago to see my wife, like I was originally planning to in June. Head out on the cross-country road trip I've wanted to go on since High School, staying with people I know throughout the continental US, and heading up to Canada as well. Basically anything but continuously staying at home in my apartment most of the time. Like, are you f-ing kidding me, life? Please bla...

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: Mother's Day Update

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Wednesday, May 19, 2010. You know how I mentioned that, on Mother's Day, my whole family made fun of me for folding my underwear? Here's a cute little follow-up. God that makes me laugh, and think of murder). I'll get into that another time, though. Suffice it to say our family gatherings are characterized by too many sex jokes, and sometimes too much substance abuse, for '50s prime time TV. I honestly don't know.). Guess how she sent them back?

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: He's Gone! Along With Another Friend!

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Monday, June 21, 2010. Along With Another Friend! Yes, I've decided that my cyst was a he, because only a dude could cause me so much grief and heartache. On Saturday morning, I went to the doctor to have the cyst cut out of my back. YUM! And Dude B said, "I work in customer service" and Dude A smugly nodded his head like, oh yeah. Of course. In my omniscience, I knew that. The best part was when Dude A and his parents were leaving; h...Anyway&#4...

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: I Heart Gossip Girl

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Thursday, June 10, 2010. I Heart Gossip Girl. I seriously love this show. Schemes and hot dudes, what more do I want in life? I just watched the second-to-last episode of the season and here are the things I think need to happen on the season finale (which happened over two weeks ago; I'm behind) and into next season:. Serena needs to continue wearing tight mini-dresses. Serena tells Dan his business, as usual. Jenny and Nate need to bang a lot.

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: Buying in Bulk

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Monday, May 03, 2010. Anyway. Point being, my diet and my sister's do not overlap much and we don't share much food. When we last had a Costco membership, I bought a giant canister of cashews. Because nuts never go bad, right? But buying in bulk is SMART, right? I'm getting bang for my buck here, correct? Then I chose a giant bottle of cabarnet sauvignon. Also not sure if I saved any money on it. At this point, I looked really classy. I just stum...

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: Mother's Day

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Sunday, May 09, 2010. I'm sure everyone has tales about how strange their family is. "Normal" doesn't really exist, does it? However, crazy family stories are fun. I thought I would describe Mother's Day at my parents' house in an effort to capture the particular strain of crazy that has infected my family. A man or a woman? Or exchange them for an aide to come and read them to you? Eyedrops, haircuts. what the fuck do you think this is,. My moth...

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns!: Girls Girls Girls

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Rock 'n' Roll Unicorns! New Jersey and Chicago since 1999. Saturday, April 24, 2010. My milkshake brings all the. girls to the yard. I prefer boys. Can you help me with this? I understand that you have to charge, and I'm willing to compensate appropriately. Dangerous." And for the rest of the night I felt like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, but with panties. However, ladies hit on me. Like, a lot. Moreso than I'd expect the average girl gets. It's piqued my interest. The other night I was out with my fr...