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The Bare Necessities: I know Im going to hell.. but this was to good not to post!
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Saturday, March 24, 2007. I know Im going to hell. but this was to good not to post! 10 various reasons why there are no black drivers in NASCAR. 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same. 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
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The Bare Necessities: Big Brother is Watching
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Saturday, March 24, 2007. Big Brother is Watching. Ok, so I got a joke from my dad this morning. On days when I dont really have much to say. Ill post a joke. that way I am doing what I said I would do when I started this blog. post something each and everyday. Plus I know how all of you love a good joke! I will remove Mr. Lettermans name from this post. I would not want my blog to be removed. or to get into any more trouble over a JOKE! Here is the comment that was left. for your viewing pleasure.
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The Bare Necessities: February 2007
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Friday, February 16, 2007. Funny of the day! Darned clever, those Canadians? America should consider changing their currency too! Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting. The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Islamic terrorist, from even touching it? Islam derides female nudity. It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism. Photographs bel...
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The Bare Necessities: March 2007
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Thursday, March 29, 2007. A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday. Morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and. You are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you. To sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind". The pastor shouted out " CROSS ". Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS ". The pastor hollered out " GRACE". The congregation began to sing,. AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound ".
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The Bare Necessities: HEHEHE!!!!
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Friday, March 23, 2007. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY.HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's. Now, making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is. Going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. Loaded with #8 bird shot.hardly big enough t...
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The Bare Necessities: January 2007
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007. My computer is meeting its maker! My computer is in route back to its maker! He told me I would then be in the system. and he could find my reciept. I then replied. if the salesperson had done there job, and put me in the system when I made a "major purchase" then I would be in the system. If I put it on my credit card. I would pay interest on something I could just pay cash for! LOL Also if you have a problem. pray someone at the store actually wants to do thier jobs! If you w...
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The Bare Necessities: Changes to Blog
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007. Ok, so while visiting with Ol' Broad this weekend. she showed me the proper way to do a link. so thank you! She also complained about my page. print was to small, colors blend in against the black background. ect. ect. ect. Ok so I went back and made my colors brighter, and made the print larger. so her "old eyes" could see them. Now if you will excuse me. Im going home to pack and move. so she cant come down here and kick the crap outta me! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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The Bare Necessities: New York
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007. You want us to do what"? Ok, I must say that I forgot about this part of the weekend. So he starts going into the speech to get us pumped up to do this. and Im whispered to the VP of my company. "Umm yeah he is outta his f*$&@$g mind" My VP kinda laughs. and says. "You might want to pay attention because WE ARE doing this"! You got a mouse in your pocket"? Or even better. I could just loose the whole foot! So I take off my shoes and socks. and kinda look at my piggies. wis...My ph...
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The Bare Necessities: Are you serious!!
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007. Greetings all. or maybe just the one person that has checked back to see if there was anything new posted. I wrote this, and posted this on my myspace blog. Ol Broad pointed out that I have not posted anything in awhile. I told her I was writing my blogs on my myspace page. she then tells me. not everyone can see it dork! So I will return back to my blog roots! Do you think your above the law, like most other superstars, movie stars, and musicians? I know everyone is innocent unti...