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Honey, I totes forgot about my ****! Jun 25, 2015. Mmm definitely rapey. Or ‘****’? Let’s just drop it- I’m fine. Not long ago I was handwashing the ‘naughty dishes’* at the sink listening to Clementine Ford explain **** on a podcast. Her clear explanation of how *** with an unconscious,. read more. Jan 26, 2015. Backdoor Birth Trauma: The Untold Story. Oct 15, 2014. Eco-lite: fun ways to spend mining money. Oct 1, 2014. As a recent birthday present/ mental health intervention I was treated to the modern...

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Eco-lite: fun ways to spend mining money | Simone Eclair

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Eco-lite: fun ways to spend mining money. Oct 1, 2014 Writing. Seated between an anxious Canadian, a country vet with her mum and opposite a pair of lithe, tanned empty nesters from the Gold Coast we swilled our 100ml of biodynamic wine and made chit chat. The innocuous whaddya do? Tours the table and anxious Canadian reveals she is a stay at home mum while her partner manages drilling operations for Santos. Say what? On October 20, 2014 at 10:04 am. Your email address will not be published.

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My issues with Santa | Simone Eclair

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My issues with Santa. Feb 21, 2013 Writing. Works one day a year and judges me? Good kids get presents, bad kids get coal. Santa and the web of lies. Disappointing. Realising you weren’t swapped at birth and are actually with the right family? As you can see learned friends, this cultural icon is a devious character, perpetuated by corporate fat cats to profit from elf sweat shops and man the consumer-driven sleigh of capitalist greed. So what am I going to do about Santa this year? My seven year old is ...

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Honey, I totes forgot about my rape! | Simone Eclair

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Honey, I totes forgot about my rape! Jun 25, 2015 Writing. Mmm definitely rapey. Or ‘Rape’? Let’s just drop it- I’m fine. Followed by: How did I not realise this at the time? Here’s how my thinking (as I can recall it 15 years later) would’ve gone. I feel shit/ my head what happened? Oh god- I had the sexy with that gecko skinned European dude– gross. How did that happen? See the reason I forgot I was raped was I obviously didn’t want to have sex but. 8230;The advantage of already having overwhelming dep...

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Sit Down Comedy Club Open Mic @ Hamilton Hotel 19th May Thursday 730pm. Sit Down Comedy Club Open Mic @ Boundary Hotel 3rd May Tuesday 8pm. Based Comedy @ Palm Beach Hotel 1st May Sunday 730pm. SBC Comedy #4 @ Saccharomyces Beer Cafe 28th April Thursday 7pm. Vocal Minority @ Low Road Cafe 23rd April Saturday 6pm. Knockoff Comedy @ Brisbane Powerhouse 15th April Friday 6pm. Based Comedy @ Southport Sharks 13th April Wednesday 730pm. Based Comedy @ Dog and Parrot Tavern 7th April Thursday 730pm. Untapped C...

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Science, God and other things we don’t allow in the house | Simone Eclair

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Science, God and other things we don’t allow in the house. Mar 13, 2014 Writing. Let’s add some minced garlic to be sure. Now that I have my own children and an equally well intentioned but poorly played out ‘natural philosophy’ it is hard not to succumb to a similar manner. The kids resiliently take the sugar pills and fish oil without complaint on the understanding that if things get really bad, we turn on the TV. Now that is a drug that works wonders. On October 20, 2014 at 10:17 am.

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Brisbane's most delicious fringe kabaret. ARTISTS, IMAGES, NEWS & CHAT. Grand Gala Opening Tomorrow – Best In Show. December 2, 2015. Well, this is the moment of truth. We have gathered the biggest, brightest and best rising stars of the performing arts for your viewing pleasure. We have been privy to amazing behind-the-scenes action in rehearsals for this bad-ass cabaret. Little do you know the wonders that await you! Velvet Helmet has curated no less than ten spectacular shows. The modern world can be ...

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Brisbane's most delicious fringe kabaret. ARTISTS, IMAGES, NEWS & CHAT. In Review: Ruckus Slam 2nd Birthday Party! November 30, 2015. Crew put on the best of their banter and balloon popping shenanigans at their 2. Birthday party at the New Globe Theatre last Wednesday 25. Drinks in hand and mood already high, we move into the main show room. We found our pillows, couches, tables, or whatever carpet to sit and begin the show. Aesthetics. Best Party hats, balloon covered floors, more poppers to be prepare...

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Honey, I totes forgot about my rape! Jun 25, 2015. Mmm definitely rapey. Or ‘Rape’? Let’s just drop it- I’m fine. Not long ago I was handwashing the ‘naughty dishes’* at the sink listening to Clementine Ford explain rape on a podcast. Her clear explanation of how sex with an unconscious,. read more. Jan 26, 2015. Backdoor Birth Trauma: The Untold Story. Oct 15, 2014. Eco-lite: fun ways to spend mining money. Oct 1, 2014. As a recent birthday present/ mental health intervention I was treated to the modern...

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