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Apollo 19 – Running Low | SimonTatt's Blog

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Original And Off-Centred Short Stories. Apollo 19 – Running Low. After 37 years of wandering around in deepest space, Commander Pilletjie Plaatjies and Navigator Stilletjie Jantjies were running low on their favourite sandwich filling pap snoek. The powers that be had allowed them only enough to last for the original journey of 6 days. Now, more than three and a half decades later, the rationed portions were coming to an end. The dzar iss neow empty! Commander and Navigator wolfed down their mouldy bread...

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Apollo 19 – The Casting Session | SimonTatt's Blog

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Original And Off-Centred Short Stories. Apollo 19 – The Casting Session. The blob of pap snoek was moulded to the hook which was then attached to a good few kilometers of light blue SeaMaster high-grade fishing line, careened out over the Sea of Tranquility. On it went, over some craters past the far shore, the line whizzing out of Navigator Jaantjies`s Penn 45 reel. One sixth gravity seemed to have an odd effect on the whole casting process. The snoek landed in a mushy spatter close to the base of the p...

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Apollo 19 – The Visit | SimonTatt's Blog

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Original And Off-Centred Short Stories. Apollo 19 – The Visit. It was a couple of years after their launch from Cape Canaveral that the occupants received an unexpected yet rather enjoyable change to their routine. It was Commander Pilletjie Plaatjies who first heard the knocking on the hatch door of Apollo 19. He couldn`t believe, at first just who was knocking and how did they know where they were? 8220;A what se what? Commander Plaatjies helped Henna into a more or less comfortable seat near the toast...

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Apollo 19 – The Launchpad | SimonTatt's Blog

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Original And Off-Centred Short Stories. Apollo 19 – The Launchpad. The lads marched confidently into the training base at Cape Canaveral, Florida and reported for duty at the `Department For People Who Are Not Of This Country -` D.F.P.W.A.N.O.T.C for short. Shuddering and shaking on their backs, the two Afronauts looked across at each other and both said, at the same time, Where are we going? The last words the lads heard from mission control were . Apollo 19 this is mission control. You are now ...Pille...

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Original And Off-Centred Short Stories. Apollo 19 – Some More Stuff. Bull;May 31, 2010 • Leave a Comment. What transpired on the shores of the Sea Of Tranquility is noted in detail later in this series. Today we observe how Commander Pilletjie Plaatjies and his trusted navigator embarked on their unique mission into`Eeeyowter Spaays`. Posted in Short Stories. Apollo 19 – The Next Little Bit …. Bull;May 26, 2010 • 2 Comments. At this stage I should mention that both Afronauts are from families of fisher f...

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Confessions of a reluctant adult. I'd rather be playing in the rain. About Me Myself and I. My 5 cents, for what it’s worth. February 15, 2013. I am tired. I am tired of being a woman and being scared all the time. I am tired of thinking the worst when I hear a noise at night. I am tired of wondering if the animals I have to alert me to danger are going to be poisoned, or stolen for dog fighting. I am tired of worrying all the time. Or the innocent pedestrian they kill? I wish more people would stop expe...

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