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ABC was stupid enough to cancel Eastwick. | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. ABC was stupid enough to cancel Eastwick. January 5, 2010. Eastwick was the greatest breakout show of 2009 and had the potential to be a massive hit- but the ABC network has successfully, through either incompetence or sabotage, stopped it dead in it’s tracks. 8211; Kat Gardener is a mother of 5 with dominion over the elements (mother nature) able to cause earthquakes, wind storms, lightening and also has the power to heal others. The show is largely a mix...
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TORTURE TECHNIQUES! (: | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. If you’re anything like tina phan, do not read this post. Something that I have always wondered is what would be the best way to torture someone? It can’t be one simple method. Rather, a number of “special treatments” to make sure your purpose is achieved. These are some of the ones that seemed to stand out:. CHINESE WATER TORTURE –. RAT TORTURE – I think i first saw it in one of the fast and furious movies or something. Basically rats are in an ...They so...
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THE BASES | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. Ok too many times have i been asked over the last four years “what are the bases”. Basically its sex, and the stages leading up to it. So for those who don’t know. A FRENCH kiss. i.e. tongues interlocking. TOUCHING. Touching of those regions where it is inappropriate to touch. There are three on a girl and two on a guy, you figure it out. ORAL Mouth genitals [of another person] = third base. Can’t make it simpler than that. August 15, 2008 at 10:35 am.
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Lines that piss me off | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. Lines that piss me off. October 20, 2008. Have you ever noticed that sometimes there are lines so stupid you can’t believe the person said it. It’s either stating the oh so obvious or asking an extremely pointless question. Susan: You lied to me. How the fuck do you think? You opened your mouth, and made a statement you knew to be false. What a stupid question. Thats like asking “How do you call somone? You know what else i hate? Thats like saying “A...
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So called “UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS” | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. So called “UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS”. April 8, 2009. Recently I’ve been hearing a lot abot these “unanswerable questions” everywhere. Theonly thing is, some of these answers are so obvious i dont understand how people could mis them. Every question has an answer, and for those people stupid enough to not understand, i’ll break it down for you. If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Hmm So dirt doesnt get inside the coffins? Same reason you n...
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TINA MOMENTS | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. This page will be ever-growing. I just felt like having somewhere to list all of Tina’s classical quotes. Please comment with ones you can remember that i haven’t listed. OMG mandy’s sitting next to me [ she notices over an hour later ]. OMG you mean guy’s ball actually fall off. So when they wake up they have two things just there in their undies? Do they grow back. Wait… You mean there’s an answer button on the calculator? My tights smell like aimee.
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HOT? | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. September 11, 2008. In many teenage lives, most girls strive for the same thing. They want to be recognized, they want to be popular they want to be hot. Hot is just a little 3 letter word, yet it can put so much pressure on our already complicated lives. But what really makes a girl ‘hot’? I resorted to the obvious mathod of obtaining an answer – googling. 8220;Slim body. Nice shiny straight hair. Big boobs. Cute face. Nice legs.”. Beauty = looks and mind.
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ROCK PAPER SCISSORS! | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. December 26, 2008. A few days ago I read brilliant paragraph that made so much sense to me. 8220;I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no f* *ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Isn’t this clearly a draw? I mean come on, like the bomb can survive ...
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PMS | See what i see...
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See what i see…. Simple girl; Complicated world. Reduce it by: There is good evidence that calcium supplements (take 1200mg daily preferably last thing at night) reduce PMS. As you can see from the highlighted sections below, i am HEAVILY. Influences by Pre-menstrual Syndrome and the main thing about PMS is that it settles completely once the period is over. So for two weeks of every month [half my life for many years to come] I will be irrational! Symptoms of PMS include:. Wanting to be alone. Food crav...
