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Soap Box Frequent: 7 Bullshit Rumors That Caused Real World Catastrophes

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Thursday, December 11, 2008. 7 Bullshit Rumors That Caused Real World Catastrophes. After a long sabbatical, I've got another article up over at Cracked.com today. It is about 20% my work, which means that there's an 80% chance you might enjoy it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Worst Christmas. Ever. The 12 Most Horrifically Misleading Euphemisms. 7 Bullshit Rumors That Caused Real World Catastrop. When (Adorable) Animals Attack. 7 Bullshit Rumors That Caused Real World Catastrop.

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The Lackadaisical Regime: The Ordinary Sims: A Red Dawn

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A simple place for simple people. Jack's ramblings and revelations can be found within. Thursday, 18 September 2008. The Ordinary Sims: A Red Dawn. So we carry on where we left off. Here is James's lift to work, which is about to leave. I can't remember what job James is supposed to do. Wait a second. Who is this? Why it's our new housemate, Dave Tobbison! Always up to his old tricks. Let's spend his well-earned money on beds and chairs. Pictured: A sofa; a PC; a huge TV; a telescope; a strange exercise ...

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Quagmars Porcelain Bowl: You're On The Lifeboat With Me, Buddy

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Filled to the brim with corniness and nuttiness. Tuesday, August 12, 2008. You're On The Lifeboat With Me, Buddy. Have you ever seen something that just sticks in your mind for no real reason? Not necessarily something shocking, or grotesque. You know what, scratch that. It was a little shocking and grotesque. I had to hit the grocery store after work last night because I was too tied-up with extremely important events ( live fantasy football draft). That's when I saw it. Honestly, it wasn't really that ...

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Quagmars Porcelain Bowl: How To Get Rich Playing Slots

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Filled to the brim with corniness and nuttiness. Thursday, September 11, 2008. How To Get Rich Playing Slots. If you have played a slot machine, congratulations on your wealth! Isn't it great to be flush with cash, all from a simple press of a button? What do you mean you never win at slots? Are you kidding me? Why would I do that? 1 Picking the casino:. Pick the place with the most slot machines, to maximize the total cash you will be taking home. 2 Finding your first machine:. 3 Striking it rich:.

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Quagmars Porcelain Bowl: November 2008

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Filled to the brim with corniness and nuttiness. Monday, November 24, 2008. Well, it's that time of year yet again. Children laugh and play, singing songs as they circle around the Thanksgiving Bush. The mantle is loaded with inscribed stockings, their owners hopeful that Turkey Claus will fill them with deviled eggs and tins of jellied cranberry sauce. The Harvest Wreath, made from all of the leftover canned fried onions for the green bean casserole, hangs festively upon the front door. Bake the french ...

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Quagmars Porcelain Bowl: July 2008

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Filled to the brim with corniness and nuttiness. Friday, July 25, 2008. It's A Goddamn Pickle. Pickles are delicious, and while I'm not loyal to any one particular brand, Mount Olive is among my favorites. Still, I get the same thought in my head nearly every time I pop open the jar to retrieve a salty spear. A three-word phrase stamped on the lid, mocking me with its questionable authenticity, is the seed of that thought:. I've heard some people claim the pickle is crunchier after sitting in the chill c...

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Soap Box Frequent: February 2008

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Thursday, February 28, 2008. Cracked guy Tim Cameron produced a song called "Scientology is.nice! The video for the song is a picture montage, based partly on the photoshop contributions of Cracked forum members. I am a member, and one of my contributions, which I like to call cock-shadow, made it onto the video. It was also used to produce the banner under the song title. You can find a bunch of gay scientology photoshops here. Here is to hoping that Tim and Cracked don't face legal action. The premise ...

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Soap Box Frequent: March 2008

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Thursday, March 27, 2008. Apocalyptic Photoshops, by Glenn. It's hard to know what the future will bring, whether it be horrors or some kind of previously unimaginable superhorrors, but we know some things you can always count on. Like advertisements.". After a long drought, another one of my photoshops made the runners-up list of Cracked's weekly photoshop context. Check out the article:. Here are my shops that didn't make the cut:. Saturday, March 22, 2008. Max Keeping, CTV Local News Anchor. Max Keepi...

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Soap Box Frequent: October 2008

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Sunday, October 12, 2008. Obscure words to impress your friends: Plaudit. A horse named plaudit who went on to sire Sarah Jessica Parker. And so, I eagerly await your plaudits, because this week's (month's? It's just fun to say and it sounds just enough like applause for people to guess at your meaning. So, in other words, you'd only want to use the word plaudit when you are trying to strike a litterary, poetic tone, and when you are talking about an acknowledged accomplishment. To put this into context,...