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The Procrastin8r: Tomorrow May Never Come: December 2005
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The Procrastin8r: Tomorrow May Never Come. Enter The world of The Procrastin8r, rants and raves, jokes, observations, and news on The Procrastin8r events and more. Saturday, December 31, 2005. Posted by DaProkah at Saturday, December 31, 2005. Island City, Q-Bek, Canada. View my complete profile. The Original BRO-log: Minister Faust Telling it Like it Is. A Consequence of Monkeys. Obama is The MAn. We represent the People! The Fall of The American Empire(? Free The Jena 6.
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Blog Monkey: July 2006
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Sunday, July 30, 2006. Thanks to angela, in response to Meinert and Sinky going on about Shmooperman. Chuck Norris does his worst, and RoboCop makes an appearance. No cooler, that! I expected Optimus Prime to do more asskickedness damage, but whaddya want, it's a cartoon. Snakes on a muthafucking plane. Posted by Blog Monkey at 11:30 PM. Friday, July 28, 2006. I just got back from the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That place always freaks me out. What about a blue whale penis bone? Wednesday...
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Blog Monkey: June 2006
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Thursday, June 29, 2006. Cats that look like Hitler. And why the hell not? If anything, a lame and hackneyed attempt at paying a tribute to our punctual hosts of the world cup! There hasn't been so much giddy excitement in the streets of germany since "Kristallnacht"! Because we care about your need to know. Because we strive for integrity and justice. Because we're too lazy to update our own blogs on a scheduled basis that is any less than glacial and haphazard. Posted by Blog Monkey at 10:17 AM. The be...
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Blog Monkey: January 2006
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006. National Geographic, Neutered? Iraq was not a Kasbah in the desert. They had a very well-constructed society with many of the luxuries we take for granted and then some. We're not bringing fire to the natives, here, folks. They believe (I use this term lightly) the same for Afghanistan, that they love America for coming in and building roads and dams and whatever. Sigh. That explains all the killing. It is out of happiness! I know when I'm happy, I like to blow shit up. Posted ...
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The Procrastin8r: Tomorrow May Never Come: November 2006
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The Procrastin8r: Tomorrow May Never Come. Enter The world of The Procrastin8r, rants and raves, jokes, observations, and news on The Procrastin8r events and more. Tuesday, November 21, 2006. Michael Richards's Racist Quantum Singularity. Was created the other day. An event that affects the present, past and future. Michael Richards, best known for his hilarious character 'Kramer' in the sitcom 'Sienfeld', lost his cool and exposed the racist within at a comedy show. I encourage you to read the comments ...
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Blog Monkey: April 2006
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Sunday, April 30, 2006. Sun, Sand, Poop. This weekend, so far, has been quite agreeable. So, good day all 'round. Posted by Blog Monkey at 5:52 PM. The massage was so awful, it only seems fair to recieve said bonus, as unwilling as I was to recieve it. I think, perhaps, teh offer alone would have been satisfactory, then I could decline and make sense of the situation. How can they stay in business with such poor service? Perhaps I am supposed to initiate? What the hell was that all about? The Quebec Gove...
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Blog Monkey: March 2006
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Sunday, March 26, 2006. Visual Linguistics vs. Divine Table-scribblings. You are very lucky to have such God-given talent! Visual linguists, or 'artists' are the same. Not that I do not appreciate the obvious regard for my efforts, mind you, it's just the compliment strikes me as backhanded. I use the term 'artist' in parentheses due to the lack of a better term. It's a little broad for my liking. Posted by Blog Monkey at 5:55 PM. Friday, March 24, 2006. Now my wallet, pants and watch have been stolen.
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Blog Monkey: December 2005
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Friday, December 30, 2005. Well, my finger wound is healing nicely. However, it’s in the joint, so every time I put gloves on/high five/ grab my member I agitate it and it begins to seep. Now, I’m no fool, but I imagine yellow is not a healthy tone for seepage. My nipples are getting hard just thinking about another stinging iodine bath. Joy of holiday joys. One minute, love story rosy and sweet, then, a gunfight, then, a dance number then, comedy in the same frigging film! Can you believe it? Apparently...
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Blog Monkey: September 2006
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Saturday, September 09, 2006. Things to Do on a Rainy Day. It's raining again, can you believe it? The East Coast is acting all West-like, saturated in a foul-smelling rain. I did manage to carve a Tarbosaurus footprint, though. I threatened an employee with it. I also managed to squeak out a Confuciusornis wing pattern. Odd bird, that. still had a manus like a theropod. I'm thinking of dinner. Chinese? Posted by Blog Monkey at 6:18 PM. Toonerville, Canadia (eh? View my complete profile. WTF is it NOW?
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Blog Monkey: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. The NEW Flat Earth Society. So deeply entrenched in the fossil fuel industry, this current administration is looking to run the environment into the ground like an old Ford for short-term profit. Essentially, the treatment of the environment is likened to that of a fire sale, where assets are being liquidated at bargain prices so that those with vested interests can take their money and run. But, run to where? Posted by Blog Monkey at 2:19 PM. Tuesday, November 29, 2005.
