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Cultural Differences: American v British Slang | Don't forget your towel
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Don't forget your towel. Posted by: Matt Empty. June 11, 2009. Cultural Differences: American v British Slang. After spending loads of time around English people, I’ve learned that we speak quite a different language. I’ve decided to compile a couple of phrases for my fellow Yankees. To avoid saying because there will be some very uncomfortable (and laughable) moments. In the U.S. it means:. To drink from two alcoholic beverages, one in each hand. In England it means:. In England it means:. You are comme...
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Cultural Differences: Canadians and Americans abroad | Don't forget your towel
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Don't forget your towel. Posted by: Matt Empty. June 11, 2009. Cultural Differences: Canadians and Americans abroad. Let me first start off by saying I love Canadians. I think they are a really swell group of people. I’ve got friends in Vancouver, Calgary, Quebec City, and everywhere in between. Of the Canadian flag. I guess this helped them culturally identify and avoid any unwelcome hostility. But then he was elected. I can always spot Americans when I see ’em! So what state ya guys from? You are comme...
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Club Guides: Rules of the dance floor condensed | Matt Empty Presents
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Club Guides: Rules of the dance floor condensed. Posted by Matt Empty. June 14, 2009. Since my Rules of the Dance Floor. Post is by far the most popular thing on this site, I should release the condensed version for those who don’t like to read:. Rules of the dance floor. Story of my life. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Story of my life.
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Leaving the mind on idle | Matt Empty Presents
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Leaving the mind on idle. Posted by Matt Empty. June 19, 2009. This little short comes from PK, a fellow I’ve met on my travels. PK’s buddy was preparing for his first date with a lovely girl. It was still the early afternoon and he had some time to burn so. He turned on the British children’s show, Blue Peter. For one reason or another, Blue Peter was doing a countdown of the 10 best wheel chair crashes. I find this a little hard to believe, but let’s roll with it. He assured her, that she didn’t ...
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Nervous laughter + tipsy = BAD THINGS | Matt Empty Presents
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Nervous laughter tipsy = BAD THINGS. Posted by Matt Empty. December 5, 2008. The first weekend I lived with my AZ roommates, we went around our apartment complex looking for a party to crash. After some sketchy wandering, we heard some loud music coming from an apartment. After climbing over some drunken obstacles. Table Despite the apartment being packed, a girl saw 4 pseudo-comfortable guys saunter in and had to question them. Hey guys how you doing? Sooo…who do you guys know here? Have a good time!
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Club Guides: The Rules of the Dance Floor | Matt Empty Presents
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Club Guides: The Rules of the Dance Floor. Posted by Matt Empty. October 9, 2008. Anyway, most of this comes from my little ventures onto the floor and by observing other people…mostly failing. So I present to you: The Rules of the Dance Floor. 1 Don’t be afraid to approach a circle of girls on the dance floor. 2 Don’t get too close to a circle of girls on the dance floor! Pulling her friend the other way and giving the serial grinder the cold shoulder. 3 Approach the floor with a buddy. OK So that’...
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“She was like call me and I was like ‘ehhh’”” | Matt Empty Presents
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8220;She was like call me and I was like ‘ehhh'””. Posted by Matt Empty. June 11, 2009. So back in high school I was short. Like really short. 8220;Oh yeah (said girl’s name)? She was like call me and I was like ‘ehh'”. Fast forward 6 or 7 years. So I’m drinking a few beers with Ditch and remembering the glory days of high school. See the thing was, all these girls really -did- want to hang out with me. They would always ask me to call them to hang out. And I -did- always dismiss it. The reas...You are c...
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About this blog | Matt Empty Presents
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This page is just satire and commentary on how wacky relationships are between people. I’m by no means a love expert. This is all comedy and a bit of fun. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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When white lies go nuclear | Matt Empty Presents
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When white lies go nuclear. Posted by Matt Empty. June 11, 2009. To make matters worse, we had certain types of stories we had to cover (a couple crime, court, community, a speech,etc), but we were allowed to pick which stories we did each week. None of us had any real experience reporting and this class was an absolute pain in the ass. Since they wanted to ease us into the class, we only had one story due our first week. Being the smart guy. Oh man, that was a bitch to complete. Did you get it in? I sta...
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Swing and a miss | Matt Empty Presents
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Swing and a miss. Posted by Matt Empty. October 2, 2008. One evening about a year and a half ago, my buddy Den and I decided to head to the now shut down Bettie Ford Cocktail Therapy. Here’s the thing:. I didn’t really know the girls that well and the music was pretty loud, so it was one of those awkward moments where you can’t really hear one another speaking. It was painful silence despite some totally sweet club hits. Then things went south. So we had danced a bit, chatted a bit, what comes next?
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