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WackSauce: The Senagalian Sidestep.
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Sunday, March 1, 2009. Who'd have thought walking could be so difficult? Not me that's for sure, and i'm good at everything. It all started out so innocently as well. Walking down one of the many barren streets in the City, i-pod earphone in one ear, i-pod earphone in the other and everything seemed to be in cruise control. I decided let down my social intolerance barrier in light of my current complacency. Do i call out to him and tell him to stay in his lane? And why does he control time? The whole ord...
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WackSauce: Kanye West feat. Kim Kardashian's face - Bound 2 (SFW)
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Wednesday, November 20, 2013. Kanye West feat. Kim Kardashian's face - Bound 2 (SFW). Today Kanye West released the visual aid for his chart-topping single Bound 2. I'm not sure what the song is about or even if it actually has topped any charts because the one time I tried to listen to it I nearly shaved my ears off with a copy of Late Registration. Level on the holy ladder of illuminated beings, which is pretty high for a musician who punches journalists in public. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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WackSauce: I swear to god i'm not stoned right now.
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Saturday, January 17, 2009. I swear to god i'm not stoned right now. Unfortunately, what a-lot of people don't realize is that it's completely pointless. And not pointless in the stinky hippy, love everything, Mr. Optimism positive vibes champion way. It is actually physically, mentally and scientifically useless to anyone that exudes it for the purpose of self benefit and/or the intention of causing pain. Aka, Bias, Criticism. In my experience (all 23 years of it) the above three forms of hatred are the...
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WackSauce: Deconstructing construction workers.
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009. Fuck, look at that fucking fuck in the fucking distance! For fuck's sake i'd fuck the fuck out of that fuck for fuck! Hey peers, never in my line of work have i seen such an appealing female. I would welcome the prospect of courting and possibly mating with her. I am not seeking your approvals or opinions on this matter and it is not open for discussion". Aside from the language i have also noticed an interesting uniform formality that apparently determines the class of the wor...
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WackSauce: Tech Review: Seinfeld Emoji App
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Tuesday, July 22, 2014. Tech Review: Seinfeld Emoji App. And you know what? Everyone is stoked and you should be stoked too, chilled out fellow Emoji user guy. What kind of dilapidated asshole doesn't want to incessantly bless their friends and loved ones with thought-provoking pages of high definition smirk faces and ambiguous turd emojis? More like, SHITERATURE. Acquiring the app is easy enough:. Opening the app is also a relatively streamlined process:. Now it's just a matter of mashing the shit.
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WackSauce: COUGH: A mini series proposal featuring subject matter based on the title.
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. COUGH: A mini series proposal featuring subject matter based on the title. Slouch. It's obscene and the schoolgirls know better than to approach Gelare between 3-5pm on weekdays. Cue cough number one. It wasn't anything life-threatening, but it let me know that her personal hygiene is the last on her list of things to take care of. It wasn't even the first cough that caught my attention. It was the lack of courtesy wipe. Afterward. No wipe, not even a pretend one. She offended s...
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WackSauce: Late night buttered popcorn ceasar salad of arms.
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Sunday, October 18, 2009. Late night buttered popcorn ceasar salad of arms. Which brings me to the ' Do us a flavour. Steve is your typical middle-aged aussie bloke, not afraid to rock a beard but also not afraid to keep it in check. Steve enjoys hanging out with his two daughters with a movie and some popcorn, hence his obvious decision to combine chips and popcorn. I foresee Steve having a pretty big advantage with the hard-working, movie watching percentage of Aussie blokes. BBQ coat of arms. Lucas is...
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WackSauce: "Nice shirt bro..........glassed anyone tonight?"
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009. Nice shirt bro.glassed anyone tonight? Successful live feed information includes. Hilarious youtube videos involving cats, old people scrapping, cats scrapping and Lil Wayne documentary previews. People failing at life. "Oh man i just runned over a bird, i suck", "i'm on facebook in a public toilet, i just did shits lol" or the always entertaining "anyone got anywhere to live? Unsuccessful live feed information includes. Fuck i hate Farmville. Doubt it. The club owners a...
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WackSauce: Getting mugged, for my time.
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Thursday, November 26, 2009. Getting mugged, for my time. I was in the city bright and early this morning and hadn't yet fulfilled my coffee quota so i decided to go and visit my favourite caffeine hole, Tiger Tiger. Pretty fucking exciting huh? Customer walks in, you greet customer with no bullshit and you make me a coffee that tastes good and is worth the ridiculously inflated price i pay for it. Take note Claremont. That'll be $4.00 thanks". Hey, scuse' me brother! I dug deep and donated to what i kne...
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WackSauce: 96FM - Tell us how you really feel.
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Wednesday, April 9, 2014. 96FM - Tell us how you really feel. I made some of my own to help get their message across and maybe even reinstate some pride into those of us that weren't born in the 70's and have consciously enjoyed music that was produced with the aid of a computer:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Nah, you're alright. The time I ate heaps of chips. The time I almost caught swine flu. The time I ate mexican. The time I battled Greenpeace. The time I broke Kanye West.