forkinthehead.blogspot.com
...so I stabbed him in the head with a fork: You would think computer nerds would know better
http://forkinthehead.blogspot.com/2009/05/you-would-think-computer-nerds-would.html
You would think computer nerds would know better. So have you seen the new feature of the Google Toolbar? The one in which when you open a new tab it shows your top 6 most visited websites? So, who in their right fucking mind thought this was a good thing to do? Just because certain websites are my "Favorites" doesn't mean I want anyone standing behind me, or who borrows my laptop, to know these are the websites I go visit everyday. Seriously, what fucktards. What's it to you? Posted by ƒåυνέ @ 12:07 PM.
onthelosingside.blogspot.com
On The Losing Side: So, I Gave Birth to a Serial Killer
http://onthelosingside.blogspot.com/2008/09/so-i-gave-birth-to-serial-killer.html
On The Losing Side. Wednesday, September 17, 2008. So, I Gave Birth to a Serial Killer. I am raising a serial killer. Here is proof:. Monday I go to pick my darling son – the soon-to-be serial killer—up from daycare. Out of the corner of my eye, as I’m signing him out, I see the teacher sitting at a table and sternly telling a few children something about a frog. You know that split second where you can think one million things? The frog. yes the frog. was having a panic attack. I look up at ...I finally...
musings-graces-and-fate.blogspot.com
musings, graces and fate: A courtesy of a reply is requested
http://musings-graces-and-fate.blogspot.com/2007/01/courtesy-of-reply-is-requested.html
Musings, graces and fate. Just some of my musings on life, the faces of the graces and the fickle finger of the fates. Tuesday, January 23, 2007. A courtesy of a reply is requested. There is this aura that what I do in this place and it is called "job" and apparently in some people's eyes it is an "important job" yet the idea of professional courtesy to respond to an email is a foreign concept. When I don't get answers from said parties I consider a) they are out sick/vacation/mental institution appointm...
greystreetkate.blogspot.com
crazy as i may make my way through this world...: All things very white that are NOT Katie.
http://greystreetkate.blogspot.com/2007/04/all-things-very-white-that-are-not.html
Crazy as i may. Make my way through this world. IT'S FOR NO ONE BUT ME TO SAY WHAT DIRECTION I SHALL TURN IN, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. All things very white that are NOT Katie. Katie dear you're as pasty white as a bottle of Elmer's glue. I don't think you'd. Make the cut here.". And you call yourself a friend! S IS A BOTTLE OF EL. S IS HOW WHITE I REALLY. I AM, HOWEVER, NOT THIS WHITE. To clarify, the whiteness of Jessica is in her teeth. AND AS A RESULT, I AM NOW CRAVING. Dear God, not again!
greystreetkate.blogspot.com
crazy as i may make my way through this world...: "Katie, you're too negative."
http://greystreetkate.blogspot.com/2006/12/katie-youre-too-negative.html
Crazy as i may. Make my way through this world. IT'S FOR NO ONE BUT ME TO SAY WHAT DIRECTION I SHALL TURN IN, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. Katie, you're too negative.". It’s intrusive and an attack on my character. Why should I say words that I do not mean and act in a way that I do not feel? I wouldn’t tell someone annoyingly positive to glimpse into reality once in awhile, so why should it be acceptable to tell me how I should act? My reaction to a person whose personality clashes with my own is.
greystreetkate.blogspot.com
crazy as i may make my way through this world...: Always look on the bright side of life...
http://greystreetkate.blogspot.com/2007/04/always-look-on-bright-side-of-life.html
Crazy as i may. Make my way through this world. IT'S FOR NO ONE BUT ME TO SAY WHAT DIRECTION I SHALL TURN IN, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. Always look on the bright side of life. A curse on donut holes, and on all houses that distribute them. In this case, the distributing house was my job. And Curse. Them. To. Heck. Katie 10 am. U.S. Cellular. I wolfed them LUCIFER- MUNCHKINS. Yet I kept shoving them down the gullet, one after the other. Powdery white and brown. Yellowy glazed with juicy filling.
greystreetkate.blogspot.com
crazy as i may make my way through this world...: I have people skills.
http://greystreetkate.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-have-people-skills-i-am-good-at.html
Crazy as i may. Make my way through this world. IT'S FOR NO ONE BUT ME TO SAY WHAT DIRECTION I SHALL TURN IN, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. I have people skills. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? If I interview with PSNH. One more time, I may have an aneurysm. Right there, mid sentence, bye-bye Katherine Marie. I've always felt that I'm good at selling stuff,. But I'm not such a natural at selling myself. An hour long conversation about me. For those of you * Sourpatch. Who don't relate to {c u.
greystreetkate.blogspot.com
crazy as i may make my way through this world...: When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely.
http://greystreetkate.blogspot.com/2004/12/when-everybody-loves-me-i-will-never.html
Crazy as i may. Make my way through this world. IT'S FOR NO ONE BUT ME TO SAY WHAT DIRECTION I SHALL TURN IN, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely. I'M TRYING OUT THIS BLOGGER BECAUSE THE TEMPLATES ROCK MY SOCKS! I have so many endless rants that I think I can actually pull off having two online journals. and really- I can just cut n' paste. That's cheap, huh? I've been walking like a nut case and it's finally starting to pay off. Good deal. Jive I'm glad I h...
greystreetkate.blogspot.com
crazy as i may make my way through this world...
http://greystreetkate.blogspot.com/2008/11/when-i-visited-new-york-city-last.html
Crazy as i may. Make my way through this world. IT'S FOR NO ONE BUT ME TO SAY WHAT DIRECTION I SHALL TURN IN, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. When I visited New York City last weekend, I had some particular ideas of what I thought it would be like. With a place so huge, diverse and intense, it would be hard for any of my expectations to be completely correct. And "BOSTON does NOT smell like THIS.". It wasn't until I was mildly buzzed with alcohol and the night was thick, the day closing to an end, tha...
greystreetkate.blogspot.com
crazy as i may make my way through this world...: Dick will make you slap somebody.
http://greystreetkate.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-have-to-thank-michelle-collins-from.html
Crazy as i may. Make my way through this world. IT'S FOR NO ONE BUT ME TO SAY WHAT DIRECTION I SHALL TURN IN, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. Dick will make you slap somebody. I have to thank Michelle Collins from You Can't Make It Up for pointing this out on her blog. This has got to be the most ridiculously hilarious video I have ever. I think I'm moving to Atlanta so that I can watch their public access television. This is all I heard. Katie took notes for you. Because he's in love with your vagina,.