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SheBah: August 2006

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006. Something old, something new. I have discovered the love interest is good with wood! He is bustling about, replacing panels in doors, sawing bits off things and generally being a carpenter. I like it! Posted by SheBah at 4:33 AM. Arty, love shoes, chocolate,. View my complete profile. Food for thought Just thought Id share this with. I am living with a man who is obsessed wi. Gods own second best country. I have just return. Wet Rooms Whoever invented wet rooms should be sh.

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SheBah: January 2006

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Monday, January 30, 2006. To make the lovely Dr Maroon happy! One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. 2001 - Space Odyssey. Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone. The Curious Incident of the Dog. The Time Travellers Wife. 7 attractive city things. Temple of the Emerald Buddha. 7 things to do before I die. Drink champagne at sunset by the statues on Easter Island. Drive a Harley Davidson. Eat a prawn curry in Kerala. Buy Manolos in New York. Drive around the US in a Winnebago.

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Joke Mail: Skating sheep

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Friday, December 24, 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). To make sure that your friends get as much fun as you do, getting a daily laugh, paste this code into your sidebar - but remember to change the square brackets [] for angular ones. A href= "http:/ jokemail.blogspot.com"] [img src= "http:/ photos1.blogger.com/blogger/ 1314/1568/1600/jokemail.0.gif"][/a]. Battle of the Sexes. Moral of the Story. Much Ado About. Slim. Random Drivel From Your Average Tosser. Maroon Award for "Fun".

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Joke Mail: Stupid Questions

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Sunday, August 19, 2012. 1 Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2 If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3 Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4 Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5 If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6 Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

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Joke Mail: Eye doctor

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Friday, December 17, 2010. A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating.". The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind? The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Battle of the Sexes. Moral of the Story. Much Ado About. Slim. Random Drivel From Your Average Tosser.

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Joke Mail: Rudolph the Great

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Saturday, December 25, 2010. There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife, "Look honey. It's raining.". She, being the obstinate type, responded, "I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing.". But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife, "Let's step outside and we'll find out.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Battle of the Sexes. Moral of the Story.

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Joke Mail: 17 October 2010

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Monday, October 18, 2010. IMPORTANT: Women's Health Issue. Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. The co...

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Hotrocks: 12/05

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Jojoba' is a fucking great word. Fingers between lips) "Ooohaflabublabflubafluh". Big fish little fish cardboard box. Poised like a cat) "langer! Seriously though, this is not funny anymore. No, no not the blog - oh alright then neither is the blog. Who am I to know? You don't ask a spastic about his thoughts on Descartes either, do you? Yeah, well, next time keep a lid on it, fool. Do you know what I'm looking forward to? I 'spose you didn't really need to know that, did you. Well it's too late now,...

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Hotrocks: 09/06

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No sign of drizzle. I hereby announce that a bit of wake and bake at 10.30am will fuck you up. Which, I hasten to remind you, is good. Very good. I raise an inquisitive eyebrow in your general direction. What a fucking muppet. Anyway, those bottles are fucking shit, and the marketing dillon who started it needs a slap. Walking down the street, sees a friend). "Hey man, hizzle bizzle? Oh it's good, yo, I'm making a lizzle of mizzle". Excellent. I've gotta go so I'll sizzle you lizzle". It is an incredible...

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Hotrocks: 10/05

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Sloths are fucking wicked. Animals, man. They rule. Other than drinking and smoking, another fine quality that should be part of everyone's lives is the desire to be around animals. I can't get enough of the cunts. Anyway, animals are good for the soul, and that is all. Why are all those human cunts staring at me? Posted by Brewski @ 5:19 pm. One cunt to rule them all. Move out of the way, you cunts! Addendum: Ever read Karen Armstrong's 'The History of God'? End of fucking addendum. Piss on that. No...