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the cereal critic: Cookie Crisp
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011. My ex girlfriend accused me of being a 'cheater cheater pumpkin eater' and I was offended. Obviously I cheated but I would never eat pumpkin. It is mushy and gross and when you see that wretched colour on a traffic light it means only proceed if you really have to. I'll tell you what I do like though, having someone vacuum my room for me. And Cookie Crisp! Why are you so sexy? April 14, 2011 at 6:38 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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the cereal critic: The Cereal Critic: On the Road.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009. The Cereal Critic: On the Road. After the blogs views reached double figures after 6 months i thought 'hey, why not celebrate with a trip to the land of the cereal; Serbia and Montenegro! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). His High School teachers said he'd never amount to anything. They were right. View my complete profile. Always Hungry. Never Full. The Cereal Critic: On the Road. Watermark template. Powered by Blogger.
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the cereal critic: Alpha-Bits
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009. Is this how kids used to learn the alphabet before the television started raising families? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). His High School teachers said he'd never amount to anything. They were right. View my complete profile. Always Hungry. Never Full. The Cereal Critic: On the Road. Watermark template. Powered by Blogger.
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the cereal critic: Fruity Pebbles
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Thursday, June 17, 2010. This is the less good looking sibling to Froot Loops. It's like a Haylie Duff, an Antonia Kidman or any of the Baldwin brothers. Sure you'd talk to them if you were forced at knifepoint but you'd probably be hard pressed to get them to recite your favorite lines from Lizzy McGuire, BMX Bandits or Beetlejuice. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). His High School teachers said he'd never amount to anything. They were right. View my complete profile. Always Hungry. Never Full.
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the cereal critic: Cap' N Crunch
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009. Oh hi Kel, I spilt some Cap' N Cruch on your passport, bunch of milk got between the pages and that so i just turfed it out, that cool? Seriously though if it wasn't me up there you know it'd just be some guy playing Wonderwall 5 times over on his acoustic guitar. I don't even really like this cereal that much but i have a feeling old mate Horatio on the front there would turn me into a peg leg if i didn't give it;. 5 stars. . April 14, 2009 at 8:43 PM. April 13, 2011 at 8:50 PM.
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the cereal critic: Dinosaurs
http://thecerealcritic.blogspot.com/2008/10/dinosaurs.html
Saturday, October 18, 2008. Oh man am i glad dinosaurs are extinct. If T rex was around to see this atrocity of a cereal had been named after his crew we'd be in some serious trouble. It's funny that with this cereal you are eating the dinosaurs, when in reality they'd be eating you. Even the pussy vegan ones would probably tread on your face or something. 60% whole grains. 100% disgusting. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). His High School teachers said he'd never amount to anything. They were right.
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the cereal critic: Toppings/Extras etc.
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Monday, July 14, 2008. Probably not but all i know is that nobody likes it. So i'm gonna break things up a little and review some toppings. If a cereal is any good it'll only need milk, but alas, like Weezer albums now the bad outweigh the good and toppings are almost essential. Bananas are only good when made into Gwen Stefani songs or frozen into paddle pops. Yogurt is for men. I remember reading in some hipster magazine that yogurt was for pussies. Oh yeah? I don't think so. HAHA, u are so funny Brendy.
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the cereal critic: Milo
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008. I don't go to the doctors very often. I caught like 15 minutes of House one night and i think i got a pretty good grasp on the whole medicine thing. That's where this cereal lost me. "You've gotta be made of Milo". What? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). His High School teachers said he'd never amount to anything. They were right. View my complete profile. Always Hungry. Never Full. Mini Wheats w/ Golden Honey. Watermark template. Powered by Blogger.
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the cereal critic: Good Friends
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009. These friends on the front here are such GOOD friends. The one on the left can forgive the one on the right for talking during movies because that's how good friends roll. As far as i know the only place you can pick this up is at Whole Foods. The first time i stepped into a Whole Foods i almost cried - with joy of course! I've never seen such a community of upper middle class people getting along in cute aprons! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
