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Get Rid!: September 2006
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006. If the Shoe Fits. My feet are a size 5. They have been a size 5 for about 20 years. I don’t anticipate they will change much in the years to come, and with it being just the one digit to remember, I don’t feel the need to get my feet re-measured each time I venture into a shoe shop because I’ve forgotten that my feet are a size 5. Are they likely to fit? If they don’t fit, am I likely to wear them? So, and this may come as a surprise, on that basis. I AIN’T GONNA BUY ‘EM.
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Get Rid!: June 2007
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Monday, June 04, 2007. 10 mph brains doing 85. Went to Alton Towers on the weekend, which is fun because you get to see jakers in their natural environment. The others being TKMax, Local Magistrate's Courts and of course the Pub Brawl and Wedding Punch Up. Rural Staffordshire was a sea of beer guts, white trainers and Croydon facelifts. All in, a great day and I did have a right good laugh n that. Seriously, what is with you people? Why can no-one drive properly? Get Left, or Get Rid of your car. Dial M ...
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Get Rid!: November 2007
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007. Sonorous, clanging empty vessel on the Oxfordshire train. Yes, yes, it's Georgian. Only 100 yards to the river and we have frontage rights. Yes, well of course, Tom loves to fish. Yes, and when we started on the conservatory we found a sunken kitchen garden. A snip at 1.4. The woman next to me whispered "gosh, it's awfully. It was. A little too loud to be an accident. Believe me it's not jealousy, it's the lack of tact and, for want of a better word, class. If the Shoe Fits.
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Get Rid!: December 2006
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006. Where are those scissors? I went to get my haircut the other day. Not an experience that I’d normally find anything interesting to write about, but on this occasion, ‘twas not to be. It was the same salon that I’ve been going to since I moved into the area nearly a year ago, but every time I’ve been, I’ve had a different stylist (indeed can’t say I’ve ever seen one member of staff twice). This last guy was an experience. I wish they wouldn’t, but hey ho! So, right at the junct...
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Get Rid!: June 2006
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Saturday, June 24, 2006. HOW BIG IS YOURS? One thing that really bugs me is people who don't know the size of their own car! Where I live, parking is scarce and you get to know who's been parked where for a given amount of time. So I get superbly fucked off when I notice a spot where 2 cars have vacated, that has been taken up by some twat who leaves their car bang in the middle of an obviously oversized space, thereby preventing anyone else from parking there as well. Posted by LadyJaneM @ 9:08 am.
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Get Rid!: April 2007
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Monday, April 23, 2007. It's been a while since I lasted posted anything here, but I struggle to find things to blog about. Not that there aren't everyday occurences that make me want to gouge the eyes out of the offender, or events that have me wishing that I'd stayed at home that day, but by the time I get to a position where I can write about them, I've either forgotten, or the rage has passed. Maybe I should branch out of me tree. Posted by LadyJaneM @ 1:53 pm. 10 mph brains doing 85. If the Shoe Fits.
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Get Rid!: January 2007
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Friday, January 26, 2007. How long does it take to freeze? Its the coldest week of the year so far. What better time could there possibly be to switch off the heating in my block of flats to carry out the maintenance? There's nothing like a well thought out plan. And this is nothing like a . Are we being secretly filmed for a Far East game show? Posted by LadyJaneM @ 10:23 am. 10 mph brains doing 85. When would you like that served? How long does it take to freeze? Where are those scissors?
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Get Rid!: July 2006
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Thursday, July 06, 2006. Be a city dweller and still insist on driving around in what’s virtually classified as HGV, then please, for the love of all things righteous, LEARN TO DRIVE the damn thing. Yes, you are too big to park in small spaces. Should have though of that when you purchased the environmentalists-nightmare beast. And no, you are NOT a contender for the monster truck derby (though your driving skills would sometimes lead one to believe you were in training). Posted by LadyJaneM @ 6:04 pm.
