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Sound Bites: 86 Medium Lies
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Girl on phone: If you honestly think she cooks, that's a lie. Girl: He's not ugly. He's in the middle. Female voice over bus radio system: When the light changes, you go, okay? Mother, with sneezing daughter: [daughter sneezes] God bless. [daughter sneezes] God bless. [daughter sneezes] God bless. [daughter sneezes] Okay enough. This next one was really cute at the time. Not sure how well it translates to just text. - Maria]. Let's admit i...
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Sound Bites: March 2010
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Wednesday, March 31, 2010. Girl in bathroom: So he's trying to keep me away from Tyler.he told me last night that Tyler was getting into drugs lately. So I was like, drug. Drugs, or like marijuana? And he was like, drug. Links to this post. True story.I swear :-) I know its not that great.but itll have to do :-). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). If you've overheard something hilarious, mysterious, or just plain stupid, please please. Thank you so much!
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Sound Bites: 82: Maddie's first sound bite... ever.
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Friday, January 8, 2010. 82: Maddie's first sound bite. ever. At a concert with loud screaming fans and one singer with his bad. This is 4 girls talking. Girl 1: Wait. umm. why does Nick's voice sound so funny while he's talking! Girl 2: Umm. I don't know. maybe hes. (loud screaming surrounds) stoned? Girl 1: Wait. did you just say that he is STONED! Girl 2: No. I said that maybe he has a cold. The next two girls are talking a few rows over. Thank you so much!
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Sound Bites: 90 Misrepresented Girls
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Sunday, September 11, 2011. I'm supposedly a go-getter kind of girl… a detail-oriented, always on time person… I wait till the last minute on everything! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). If you've overheard something hilarious, mysterious, or just plain stupid, please please. Leave a comment with the sound bite and maybe a brief explanation of the circumstances. We really don't care how stupid or lame your sound bite is; just make sure it's clean.
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Sound Bites: November 2009
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Wednesday, November 25, 2009. Girl: He can't just dance. He has to have it choreographed for him. Girl, failing at opening candy wrapper: Are these child-proofed? Parent: It's like, kids, wait 'til you're older and you have more things to carry. Why don't they just serve everyone corn and get it over with? It's my tongue. I want to keep it in. Boy staring at a cracker: That's disgusting. He licked it and. That's disgusting. Links to this post. Thank you so much!
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Sound Bites: 83 Arguments Counter to Self-Tanner
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Wednesday, February 24, 2010. 83 Arguments Counter to Self-Tanner. I don't get why everyone thinks they have to look orange to look nice. You end up looking like a cheese nip. Man in restaurant: I never liked Joanna. She's just one of those people that, every word out of her mouth, is intended to put you down. Do it, but I had already booked someone else. That is my total knowledge of the matter. .somewhere in the Cook Islands, he said. Not talking about you.
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Sound Bites: September 2011
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Sunday, September 11, 2011. I'm supposedly a go-getter kind of girl… a detail-oriented, always on time person… I wait till the last minute on everything! Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). If you've overheard something hilarious, mysterious, or just plain stupid, please please. Leave a comment with the sound bite and maybe a brief explanation of the circumstances. We really don't care how stupid or lame your sound bite is; just make sure it's clean.
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Sound Bites: January 2010
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Friday, January 8, 2010. 82: Maddie's first sound bite. ever. At a concert with loud screaming fans and one singer with his bad. This is 4 girls talking. Girl 1: Wait. umm. why does Nick's voice sound so funny while he's talking! Girl 2: Umm. I don't know. maybe hes. (loud screaming surrounds) stoned? Girl 1: Wait. did you just say that he is STONED! Girl 2: No. I said that maybe he has a cold. The next two girls are talking a few rows over. Links to this post.
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Sound Bites: July 2010
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Sensational Quotes from Ordinary Places. Friday, July 9, 2010. 87 Reasons to say grace. Very small girl: Thanks, God, for this ketchup. In Jesus' name. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Let's admit it: We're just too darn nosy for our own good. So, to turn this flaw into something constructive, we started writing down some of the really stupid, strange, wacky, and weird things we heard random people saying and posting them on this blog to preserve these gems for posterity. Thank you so much!