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Yoda - Could you?
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I’d like to nominate… The Emperor (at the stage he was at in Return of the Sith). One of the more dangerous side effects of too much Red Bull, yesterday. Now, this guy is THE Sith lord, he has kept himself hidden from view but has stealthily manipulated people to his bidding. Next came Darth Tyranus. When he and the big Y met in battle, Count Dooku did manage to kind of beat him. And yes his master was of course the Emperor, trained by him and used in a masterful fashion. And then as a climax, proceeds t...
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Yoda - Could you?
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Assisted euthenasia for 900 year olds. Now here's one from the left field. I would like to nominate my work 'colleague'. Some say he has a tattoo of Barbara Windsor on his left arsecheek, others say he thinks Eastenders is a hard-hitting documentary. Regular readers over at smidsy. Know him only as 'mockney'. He is a barra boy and geezer of the highest order and he does my fucking head in. But can a fat, balding fifty year old cockney really take on a fat, balding 900 year old Jedi master? 4) Arguments f...
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Yoda - Could you?
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The Dark Side is widely acknowledged as being more powerful than the light, yeah? Why, The Green of course. Just think what turbo-charging all of Yodas skill, wisdom and ability would do to erm, Yoda. Midichlorian flavoured sandwich paste anyone? How is this going to be possible I hear you cry? Posted by sparx @ 1:02 PM. 9 words of wisdom. Chuck is the key. Not much has happened since we left for Dagobar on our hols. Lovely place but a bit humid and not much chance of a tan. Anyway, Coho kicks us...I can...
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Yoda - Could you?
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Has sent in the latest Nominee, the inflatable Lady Lara Croft. She's on my laminated list, yesterday (and forever more). The case for Lara Croft. Wood paneled library,. Slow mince across the room to the Jedi Master,. A flirtatious smile,. A lick of the lips. 3 feet apart,. The Wrinkly One trembles. Lara reaches down and suggestively toys with her top button. The Old One distracted. Hands on hips she stretches back. Further straining the fabric of her tight white blouse. Straining, quivering,. Never unde...
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Yoda - Could you?
http://beatyoda.blogspot.com/2006/02/assisted-euthenasia-for-900-year-olds.html
Assisted euthenasia for 900 year olds. Now here's one from the left field. I would like to nominate my work 'colleague'. Some say he has a tattoo of Barbara Windsor on his left arsecheek, others say he thinks Eastenders is a hard-hitting documentary. Regular readers over at smidsy. Know him only as 'mockney'. He is a barra boy and geezer of the highest order and he does my fucking head in. But can a fat, balding fifty year old cockney really take on a fat, balding 900 year old Jedi master? Oh yes 'B'....
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Yoda - Could you?
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Happy New Year to one and both of you out there still reading this wonderful site. Our first nominee of '06 comes from The Remmus. And the bastard has only gone and nicked my next idea! Having kept track of this site since its birth, I feel now is the time to throw my contender shaped hat into the ring. I give you.Dr Who. Doctor, several years ago. What have we learnt from previous contenders? What are the qualities required to even give Yoda a decent workout? And now the acid test. 3) The Light Sabre...
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Yoda - Could you?
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Now the dust has settled on The Doctor controversy it's time for another nominee and it's another Marvel favourite ( come on DC fans! So anyway, how about Magneto? The dude can lift stuff with his mind (pretty force like) create force fields to stop bullets and the like and he can also contain stuff with the force fieldy thing. Sir Ian McKellan after years of steroid abuse yesterday. And he can fly, which is always a result. Or b) hovers above the ground, surrounds The (not so) mighty Y with a double har...
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Yoda - Could you?
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I nominate The A-Team for the following fine reasons:. A bunch of 'Crazy Fools', yesterday. 1 They come as a diverse entity, where as that Yoga dude hangs around by himself in some creepy lagoon – I think in today’s age Social Services would probably have something to say. 2 They can drive a van, with slidey doors and stuff. 3 Their leader ‘Hannibal’ can morph into other life-forms to make himself known to the good guys at the start of each show. Don't worry Dave, this pictures from my personal stash.
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Yoda - Could you?
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Chuck is the key. Not much has happened since we left for Dagobar on our hols. Lovely place but a bit humid and not much chance of a tan. Anyway, Coho kicks us off again with this short but sweet nomination. I can't believe no one else has figured out that there can be only one opponent the wise and powerful Yoda could never hope to beat: Chuck Norris. God's special advisor, yesterday. If more proof were needed just click here. Posted by sparx @ 1:05 PM. At 9:54 AM, March 17, 2006. Numerous arguments lat...
