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Meh.: Bottoms up
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Sunday, 1 January 2012. Currently in a state of "Fuck everything. Fuck you, fuck the world, fuck Wellington, fuck everything. If I were 13 and if this was 2006 I would totally have a greasy fringe over my eye and Simple Plan playing on repeat. But I'm 20 and this is 2012, so I'm just gonna lock myself up in my room for a while til I feel like I can leave without murdering someone. And here's something I wrote ages ago and forgot to post:. What are you doing? It’s 2 in the afternoon, dude. I told you....
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Meh.: January 2012
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Monday, 30 January 2012. So, Jay, what’s up with your life? Nothing, really. – answered Janet, taking the joint from Greg’s shivering hand. – Still living with Scott, watching loads of tv and going out every now and then. Is anything still open? 8211; asked Michael, his eyes as red as the Flash t-shirt he was wearing. What, a bunch of gay dudes trying to fuck the pain away all night? Well why should they? At least we’re better off than those fuckers over at Peru. I was watching the news yesterd...So what...
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The Atheist Granny: This wasn't even supposed to be a post
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Fuck You And God Bless. Tuesday, April 17, 2012. This wasn't even supposed to be a post. April 17, 2012 at 4:01 PM. And why wouldnt she? She knows you want her dead and shes just trying to get to you first. April 17, 2012 at 9:15 PM. No, Im having her buried alive with me, Egyptian style. April 17, 2012 at 5:01 PM. The lads cat is plotting to sleep on my face and suffocate me. I know it. April 17, 2012 at 5:08 PM. April 17, 2012 at 9:15 PM. I was disappointed with these results. Only 83%? Stopping to Sme...
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The Atheist Granny: Dino and Katrina, sitting in a tree
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Fuck You And God Bless. Wednesday, April 18, 2012. Dino and Katrina, sitting in a tree. Got a letter from Dino. I am not supposed to tell anyone this, so here you are:. I secretly like (barely tolerate) the cat. Well, let's put it this way. I would miss her if she was gone.". I fucking knew it. April 18, 2012 at 5:48 PM. His obsession with that cat is, well, its sickening really. April 18, 2012 at 6:05 PM. This borders on deviant. Im with Ann. Its quite sickening. Now what are you going to do?
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Chantix and the Unthinkable: MY TIME IN THE PSYCH UNIT
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MY TIME IN THE PSYCH UNIT. Wednesday, March 16, 2011. MY TIME IN THE PSYCH UNIT. I decided to make my way to the bathroom. It is also cold and sterile and there is no lock on the door. The sink is odd and looks more like a mini-drinking fountain, so I bend down and take a sip of water. I look in the mirror but I don’t recognize the person looking back at me. Where are the girls? How did I get here? Why is my brain so fuzzy? Who are they talking to? It doesn’t taste good. I go back to my room...Someone...
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Meh.: April 2011
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Thursday, 28 April 2011. 1 Pointlessly flirt with unassuming co-workers. Yeah, I'm a perv. Sue me. 2 Guessing what people are gonna order. Apart from what I learned from working there for so long, quite usually I'll be serving them and just guess what drink they want before they ask for it. I'm kind of a fast-food psychic. Y'know, as much as I bitch about it, I actually like my job. Sunday, 24 April 2011. Don't mix money and friends. Tuesday, 19 April 2011. Britney Spears doesn't exist. Well, technically...
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Meh.: Doppelganger
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Monday, 8 April 2013. Madeleine had never been so angry in her whole life. She dried the cutlery one by one, fuming, a knife, a fork, another knife, a spoon. After each one was dry she'd throw it into the drawer as hard as her thin arms could, making a loud banging noise every time. Soon Shannon came out from the restaurant to see what the cacophony in the kitchen was. Thanks Shan. Oh, and if she does come looking for me tell her she best hope she doesn't find me or I'll fuck her up so bad her own mu...
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Meh.: June 2011
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Sunday, 12 June 2011. It's like burning your bra, except it doesn't make sense. You know when you're feeling a bit down and all you want to do is make a whiny bullshit post on your blog about how awful your life is? And then when you're 3/4 into it you go to google the right spelling of a word and Safari just decides to go apeshit and stay in rainbow-spinny-thing-of-hell mode for 20 minutes til you finally give up and close everything? And that, boys and girls, is how I spend my evenings. My eye is itchy!