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Smokey the Magnificent—Failing the Turing Test since 1986

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Failing the Turing Test since 1986. July 7, 2015. Yesterday Rowan lost a tooth. This isn’t the first tooth she has lost – the two bottom front ones went the way of all flesh many months ago. At that time I first broached the subject of the Tooth Fairy, only to be roundly ridiculed by the pig. She: “Mummy, fairies aren’t real! Me: “Well, you don’t have to believe they’re real. But it’s fun to pretend, because when you put your tooth under your pillow you get money.”. But that was then. I mean, now that I ...

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The Birth of Morris: A Visual Guide

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Failing the Turing Test since 1986. The Birth of Morris: A Visual Guide. June 16, 2015. A less visual guide to Morris’ appearance can be found here. But be warned – it’s, like, five pages long and pretty gory. June 16th, 2015. July 11th, 2015. I am so glad that everything came out alright!

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Book-larnin’

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Failing the Turing Test since 1986. March 18, 2015. I have been reading a lot, largely on Kindle. This has been salutary for my broad-mindedness. Not the content of the books, mind you: the format. Until six months ago I was mildly snobbish about Kindles, preferring the look and feel of REAL books. I. A Kindle – Helpdesk Man bought me one – but I rarely used it, though reluctantly conceding it was handy for travel. The result is that I am now. On one occasion, a respected Puritan gent was snoozing so far...

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Failing the Turing Test since 1986. March 18, 2015. I just ran out of icing sugar. A pesky, but not in itself noteworthy phenomenon. But it got me thinking: why do I. Run out of icing sugar? I mean, specifically? If I reach for the high-grade flour, in general, there it will be. Same with baking soda. Cinnamon? Sure Cream of tartar? Lurking at the back behind the maraschino cherries, but there. Lentils? I never run out of lentils. Possibly because we only eat them twice a year. Where does it go? Possibly...

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Failing the Turing Test since 1986. April 3, 2015. I have questions. In my mind. 1 What is it with women who deliberately marry into awful last names? But if his surname had been something ghastly, you bet I’d have had second thoughts. Today, for instance, I saw a photo of a lovely old couple named Mr and Mrs Poot. Which means that once a trembling young fiancee had to look down the dark abyss of years and consent to being known forever and always as a Poot. Mrs Poot. The Poots. 2 Do people eat tumours?

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Failing the Turing Test since 1986. An Incident I Regret. August 20, 2015. Recently I made myself a chai latte. I am fond of chai lattes. They make my non-tea-and-coffee-drinking self feel like a grownup at cafes which don’t serve iced chocolates. And this particular chai latte was made from some incredibly delicious chai latte mix I got at the Food Show. It is a sweet, spicy, creamy nectar of the gods, and simple enough to make in the dark. This proved to be regrettable. Seven-eighths of the way through...

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