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The Desert on the Net: Eee, tha’s reet classy, like

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Monday, 27 February 2012. Eee, tha’s reet classy, like. What’s the best invention in the world? What’s the best idea in the world? When’s a good idea to drink the best invention in the world? ON A SCHOOL NIGHT! Ah, Homer Simpson. The classiest of classy drinkers. Disclaimer: Today’s blog is not borne of me classily drinking Bailey’s from a coffee mug yesterday. Oh no. *innocent face*. I think Im funny. I am a Feeder.

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The Desert on the Net: Gems of Wisdom: Swim away!

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Sunday, 29 April 2012. Gems of Wisdom: Swim away! Tuesday 28th FebruaryTalking about her scuba diving classMe: "Are you going to learn to swim while you're on holiday? Colleague "I can swim a little bit. (yawning) It's easier with the woo-ey things on"M: "The. the 'woo-ey' things? C: "The webby things."M: "Oh! Webby"C: "Yeah. What are they called? M: "Flippers."C: "Yeah, flippers. With them on I can go quite far.". I think Im funny.

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The Desert on the Net: Gems of Wisdom: Introduction

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Friday, 18 May 2012. Gems of Wisdom: Introduction. In my position as a call centre monkey, I had the pleasure of working with a woman a few years younger than me. I have said, and she fully agreed with me, that she didn’t seem to have anything stopping her from speaking exactly what she was thinking at a given moment in time. I think Im funny. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I am a Feeder. Hyperbole and a Half. My Cat is a Dick.

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The Desert on the Net: May 2012

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Friday, 18 May 2012. Gems of Wisdom: Rubbish. Tuesday 10th May 2011. Claiming something I said was rubbish. Don’t you mean codswallop? M: "Ah I thought you were saying GODswallop. Still, you mean codswallop, right? C: "No, the term's gobswallop! M: "Bless. No, it’s codswallop.". M: "It’s not, it’s cod, as in the fish. Codswallop.". C: "I’ve been saying gobswallop all my life! M: "I’m not.". I think Im funny. I think Im funny. The D...

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The Desert on the Net: April 2012

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Sunday, 29 April 2012. Gems of Wisdom: Swim away! Tuesday 28th FebruaryTalking about her scuba diving classMe: "Are you going to learn to swim while you're on holiday? Colleague "I can swim a little bit. (yawning) It's easier with the woo-ey things on"M: "The. the 'woo-ey' things? C: "The webby things."M: "Oh! Webby"C: "Yeah. What are they called? M: "Flippers."C: "Yeah, flippers. With them on I can go quite far.". I think Im funny.

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The Desert on the Net: December 2011

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Thursday, 8 December 2011. Guest Blogging across the Webbyverse. Recently I was asked to write a regular column for an up and coming style blog, Fashion Worked. The column is called Sack the Stylist, and each week I cast a critical eye over an outfit which someone has chosen to inflict on the world. You can see my columns here: Sack the Stylist. If you want to write for Fashion Worked too, contact them at @fashionworked.

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The Desert on the Net: December 2012

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Friday, 28 December 2012. As many if you poor sods what done follow me on the twitters for a bit may've realised, that despite a tenuous grasp on the French language that makes Del Boy look fluent*, I regularly submit, for your delectation, choice tidbits from what appears in my timeline. These include, but are not limited to, epithets, made-up words, adjectives, nouns, portmanteaus, verbs, Spoonerisms and even entire tweets du jour.

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The Desert on the Net: Processed Pork Products

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Monday, 12 March 2012. Spammers. They're everywhere? I mean, not literally. Else there'd be no room for anything else.). I'm sure I'm not alone in being offered a wide variety of drugs, to refresh my banking details and more untoward subject matter. Those strike me as not willing to put the damned effort in. Hello How are you today? I like a nice, polite spammer. Manners don't cost a thing. Do you remember me? Ah, mother Russia!

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The Desert on the Net: Quiet? I don't know the meaning of the word

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The Desert on the Net. Somewhere for you to read and mock my brain farts. Monday, 5 August 2013. I don't know the meaning of the word. Earlier today I retweeted. Because like a lot of people I follow, I don't always agree with her but I'm getting sick of the hate I see in my TL towards her and many others who're trying to effect change. I don't quite agree with the Report Abuse button. In Orwell's Animal Farm*, those in power paid lip service to the idea that everyone is equal. That's not true in tod...