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Here Comes Christmas: Santa Claus the Movie and other crimes
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Thursday, October 30, 2008. Santa Claus the Movie and other crimes. Here’s what we will be watching for the 78th time come December: "The Muppet’s Christmas Carol, Yogi's First Christmas, Miracle on 34th Street, Die Hard and Gremlins". With calls for Russell Brand and Jonathon Ross to both get the “Sachs”, HCC has found an undiscovered starlet capable of filling the impending celebrity vacuum. Step forward assistant editor Tim " Deathproof. But on matters of crimes against celluloid,. Jingle All The Way.
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Here Comes Christmas: Red 20/20 and blue Ben Sherman shirts
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Thursday, November 13, 2008. Red 20/20 and blue Ben Sherman shirts. Via Creative Commons Licence. Where was the Cheeky Vimto, when I was retching down a bottle of red 20/20 before wobbling into a Christmas disco in my Reebok Pumps? Christmas is a time for spirits. Great, big, snifter glasses full of spirits. If you don't get drunk at Christmas, then you're a robot. And what better way to get festively smashed out of your skull than a bottle of. Hennessy's limited edition cogna. 163;963), half a bottle of.
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Here Comes Christmas: Santa's dark, terrible secret
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008. Santa's dark, terrible secret. Only three weeks left to C-Day. This week is Santa's dark, terrible secret. A mystery so sinister only grown-ups can know it. To stop curious under-10s (maybe a little older) from reading, this blog is going to be written in code. Parents, final warning, this post is not suitable for the young, unless you want them knowing the truth about Mr Christmas. Here's how to read from this point on:. Click here with your mouse and keep that button pressed.
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Here Comes Christmas: Blog, interrupted
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Friday, November 21, 2008. My internet router refuses to work, despite the threat of a violent kicking. So no working internet connection = no blog, until fixed. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). HCC is a 12-week opinion column posted every Thursday by Cheddar Valley Gazette reporter Ian Mat until Christmas Day, 2008. I Pronounce Thee . Blame Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz. Christmas Day . of the Dead! Red 20/20 and blue Ben Sherman shirts. The one where a reindeer ate my mate.
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Here Comes Christmas: Bit of a do ... and the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Thursday, December 11, 2008. Bit of a do . and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Under Creative Commons Licence. Staring at the tubes of Anusol and Glemoroids in Boots got me thinking about deity worship the other day. No, I don't know why, either. This reminded me of an internet phenomenon suited to pleasing put-out Atheists. Three years ago The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Was born, crediting an invisible meatball-and-pasta bodied creature with creating the universe after heavily drinking. HCC i...
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Here Comes Christmas: Blame Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Blame Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz. Under Creative Commons Licence. There was much rejoicing for London suburb resident one Christmas Day when Santa Christmas left the corpse of one Pauline Fowler beneath Albert Square's Christmas tree.". Christmas trees - pointless, aren't they? According to that big, fat, bastion of knowledge. We probably have King George III's wife. Was most amused with the Royal family custom, which later became widely copied in 1832. Police were se...
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Here Comes Christmas: Christmas Day ... of the Dead!
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Sunday, November 23, 2008. Christmas Day . of the Dead! Photo by Miyaoka Hitchcock. Under Creative Commons licence. Do I write a blog, or go online as. Captain Beefgun and spend the next 16 hours on a zombie kill kill faster faster shotgun-fest. Let's start with two apologies. The first was the temporary death of my modem in Casa de Mat. Despite a two-hour call of bad advice and misinformation from an Indian call centre, I breathed life anew in to it. That was Saturday lunchtime. It was zombies, you see.
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Here Comes Christmas: The one where a reindeer ate my mate
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008. The one where a reindeer ate my mate. Under Creative Commons Licence. My friend had his beard eaten by a reindeer, once. He was a council employee back in. And fell victim during the annual December. Tradition held in our home town. Every year, on a dark winter Friday night, a council employee dressed as Father Christmas is towed in his reindeer-pulled sleigh up the town’s sloping high street. When the sleigh reaches the peak of the street, it stops outside Woolworths. When t...