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Operagasmic: Turn of the Screw, Act I
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Opera libretti translated for modern audiences: now with 50% more dick jokes! Thursday, August 23, 2012. Turn of the Screw, Act I. Turn of the Screw. A chamber opera in two acts ( Act II. Reposted from Snark and Son, Inc. The Prologue, who is an actual person for some reason, enters in front of the curtain.]. Honestly, you'd think someone would have seen this coming. I mean. an old mansion in the countryside, occupied only by an old housekeeper and two creepy children? Yeah, that's not foreboding at all.
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Operagasmic: Oklahoma, Act I
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Opera libretti translated for modern audiences: now with 50% more dick jokes! Thursday, August 23, 2012. Oklahoma, Act I. A musical in two acts ( Act II. Reposted from Snark and Son, Inc. And yes, I'm aware that Oklahoma! Isn't a real opera; deal with it.]. Any full lines in quotation marks are direct quotes from the script. WOW IT'S SUCH A NICE DAY AND IT SURE IS GREAT TO LIVE IN SUCH A WHOLESOME RURAL SETTING. Howdy, Aunt Eller! JESUS FUCK DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT. Couldn't you hear me singing?
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Operagasmic: La bohème, Act I
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Opera libretti translated for modern audiences: now with 50% more dick jokes! Thursday, August 23, 2012. La bohème, Act I. An opera in four acts ( Act II. Luigi Illica, Giuseppe Giacosa. Reposted from Snark and Son, Inc. A shitty attic in the shittiest part of Paris. Christmas Eve.]. I'M A FUCKING TERRIBLE PAINTER. I'M A FUCKING TERRIBLE WRITER. Boy, it sure sucks to be poor, freezing, and starving. THEN GET A GODDAMN JOB. Whatever. We're not that. Solid exposition, bro. Totes Bros before hoes? Colline j...