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A Bijou Life: A sweet surprise... and a rough morning
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Saturday, February 27, 2010. A sweet surprise. and a rough morning. Don't you hate it when you wake up still drunk from the previous night out? The rule in our house, if someone cooks, the other cleans up. So, after laying in bed getting more and more hungover, I decided that I should take care of the kitchen - K had taken the doggie for a run, so I thought it would be a nice surprise to have it cleaned up by the time he got back. I dont get it. Love it when t...
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A Bijou Life: How can people drink that crap?
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Wednesday, April 07, 2010. How can people drink that crap? Creamy cup of tea in the morning. Versus adding that awful gritty powdered shit (which interestingly is legally allowed to be called “creamer”) to the already battery acid –like coffee they brew here at work. Guess who’s going to the store immediately after work? April 7, 2010 at 9:39 AM. Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures! April 7, 2010 at 11:24 AM. April 7, 2010 at 3:27 PM. Tequila: It ...
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A Bijou Life: January 2010
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Friday, January 29, 2010. Way to Go, Kindle. So yesterday I was going on a business trip to San Jose area for just the day. An early flight out, meetings all day and a late flight back to LAX. I was super excited for this business trip. no, not because I really gave a damn about the meetings, but because I was actually going to get to use my new KINDLE! Critical Power Error. Your Battery is Empty.". Wednesday, January 27, 2010. So, K (my husband) and I are tra...
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A Bijou Life: Sometimes I loathe myself...
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Monday, March 15, 2010. Sometimes I loathe myself. For spending 2 hours of my evening catching up with the latest installment of The Housewives of NYC. And actually getting back into the story lines. And then setting my DVR to record the damn show. So I don't have to wait for the reruns to air. Christ. Very hypocritical for someone who has no trouble lambasting. All the other vapid reality shows that pollute our TVs. I know. Consider me not a fan. One Week Ago...
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A Bijou Life: iPhones – Friend or Foe?
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Thursday, March 04, 2010. IPhones – Friend or Foe? I am an old fashioned girl. In some respects, at least. My current cell phone has 3 basic functions: 1) to take/receive phone calls; 2) (clumsily) send/receive texts and 3) to make me look like a social pariah when using it in public cause I don’t have internet, email, video, apps, gps, etc. Print off mapquest directions. Will we lose the ability to problem solve? To make our own decisions? At least I didnR...
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A Bijou Life: March 2010
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Tuesday, March 23, 2010. My husband found a way to may a trip to the dentist romatic. So, here's another annoying story of why I heart my husband, K, so much. Here's a little background first, pertinent to the story:. Back to the point of this story, though. K knows my feelings on the dentist, of course. So, when I arrive at my appointment today, guess who meets me in the dentist parking lot with a rose and some encouraging words before my appointment? By the ...
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A Bijou Life: Being on TV was totally worth it
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Tuesday, March 02, 2010. Being on TV was totally worth it. Last fall, K and I somehow managed to get chosen to be on the Newlywed Game Show. I know, that show is still on the air? I won’t go into the mundane details of the day we filmed, but even after sitting around for 8 hours, the filming part was actually kinda fun. Until I realized that it was going to air. To the public. Fuck. Picture of beautiful St. Lucia, before it got ruined by The Bachelor. Id watch...
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A Bijou Life: February 2010
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Saturday, February 27, 2010. A sweet surprise. and a rough morning. Don't you hate it when you wake up still drunk from the previous night out? The rule in our house, if someone cooks, the other cleans up. So, after laying in bed getting more and more hungover, I decided that I should take care of the kitchen - K had taken the doggie for a run, so I thought it would be a nice surprise to have it cleaned up by the time he got back. I dont get it. I had to give ...
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A Bijou Life: My husband found a way to may a trip to the dentist romatic
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A glimpse into my slightly ironic existence. Tuesday, March 23, 2010. My husband found a way to may a trip to the dentist romatic. So, here's another annoying story of why I heart my husband, K, so much. Here's a little background first, pertinent to the story:. Back to the point of this story, though. K knows my feelings on the dentist, of course. So, when I arrive at my appointment today, guess who meets me in the dentist parking lot with a rose and some encouraging words before my appointment? I hate ...
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Optimistic Cynicism: Nomommy's Perfect
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Is the glass really half one-way-or-the-other? I think it depends on what you're drinking. Sanity or Patience: choose one. Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy? Wednesday, September 18. I bump and stumble out of bed, my 7 am-zombified self, trying to find the door. Clearly, he has no intention of rectifying this situation himself. Come on, lady. Get it together. You're staring. I take a brea...