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HOLLYWOOD CHILLS: July 2006
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A glimpse into one actor/writer's life in La-La Land. Part lampoon, part harpoon, all good. Wednesday, July 26, 2006. THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY. It appears that I and my comedy partner Kali, of Yuckfest Productions. And upload our work onto YouTube, Revver, eFoof and such. Within hours of our first voyage into cyber-pimping we had over 3,000 hits on " In Search Of Pussy. And "I'm not J Lo.". In which I starred as Dana Scally. These admittedly awful, amateurish B-videos could never have been mistaken f...
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HOLLYWOOD CHILLS: KISS MY A$$, DONALD TRUMP!
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A glimpse into one actor/writer's life in La-La Land. Part lampoon, part harpoon, all good. Saturday, January 13, 2007. KISS MY A$ , DONALD TRUMP! Are many phrases in the American lexicon that people just don't want to hear. Words that to even etymologists and bibliophiles are metaphorical nails on a chalkboard. Words that one cringes at even the slightest hint of hearing, kind of like how I feel about listening to Celine Deon. Among these unpleasant idioms, I would suspect, are: Dear John. Given that sl...
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HOLLYWOOD CHILLS: NEEDLE SHARING
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A glimpse into one actor/writer's life in La-La Land. Part lampoon, part harpoon, all good. Sunday, November 12, 2006. It has finally come to an end. I tried to deny it, that it was over; I tried to ignore the problems we were having. But I had to face the truth: we were, as they say, bad for each other. And I knew that we had to part ways. Like Bogart (who, in real life, was a gay chain-smoker) in Cassablanca. I knew that the time had come to say goodbye. But how to do it? How to finally call it. And no...
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HOLLYWOOD CHILLS: October 2006
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A glimpse into one actor/writer's life in La-La Land. Part lampoon, part harpoon, all good. Monday, October 30, 2006. WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE. I have a friggin' closet full of clothes, and still I find myself almost daily standing in front of it unable to pick out an outfit. Hell, I actually have two. Closets full of clothes, and I have difficulty finding anything I want to wear. I've stood there, utterly baffled and simultaneously disgusted; I've actually yelled, "I have nothing to wear! I just can't ta...
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HOLLYWOOD CHILLS: FLABOPHOBIA
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A glimpse into one actor/writer's life in La-La Land. Part lampoon, part harpoon, all good. Monday, October 16, 2006. Being in Hollywood, and being gay in. Decision, actually, was easy. It was the getting there that was difficult. Just the idea of going to a gym in Hollywood put me into a panic. I imagined myself bounding onto a tread mill right next to Christina Richie and immediately felt the need for an inhaler, like one of the Tri-Lams from Revenge Of The Nerds. Posted by RLB @ 12:31 PM. I've been st...
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HOLLYWOOD CHILLS: HOME-A-PHOBIA
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A glimpse into one actor/writer's life in La-La Land. Part lampoon, part harpoon, all good. Tuesday, October 03, 2006. Race to the car with my laundry basket, and hit the road - screaming to myself and anyone that would listen, "Kill Me! Like Sigourney Weaver in Alien III. All the way up the Florida Turnpike until at least Orlando. Is not to say that my folks are bad people. Far from it. Both were humanitarians who did tremendous good for the people of Southern Florida; and they put up with me. They knew...
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HOLLYWOOD CHILLS: SH*T HAPPENS
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A glimpse into one actor/writer's life in La-La Land. Part lampoon, part harpoon, all good. Thursday, December 07, 2006. Linda Blair felt when she realized that her career was over, poblecita. Actually, at one point, I'm sure I even looked like her, too - pea soup and all. I didn't know things like that could come out of a human body. And I'm a nurse! Take me to the safe place! Oh, sorry; I was caught in a flashback there. Seriously, I felt like one of the hapless victims from the Alien. But I'm not - ee...
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HOLLYWOOD CHILLS: January 2007
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A glimpse into one actor/writer's life in La-La Land. Part lampoon, part harpoon, all good. Saturday, January 13, 2007. KISS MY A$ , DONALD TRUMP! Are many phrases in the American lexicon that people just don't want to hear. Words that to even etymologists and bibliophiles are metaphorical nails on a chalkboard. Words that one cringes at even the slightest hint of hearing, kind of like how I feel about listening to Celine Deon. Among these unpleasant idioms, I would suspect, are: Dear John. Given that sl...
