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Welcome to the Bowels of Bureaucracy! Satirical tales of bureaucratic derring-do and derring-don't from the Poison Processor of Bob Blau. How to Keep a Scorpion from Stinging. Fumed Rey. "They must be stopped! It's not that I don't try. I do. It's just that humans are so thick. They just don't get it, where "it" is any blindingly obvious message. Maybe I should just bang 'em upside the head with a two-by-four before trotting out my best instructional materials. You know, get their attention. The crayfish...

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