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Current Jackass Letters eBay sale. If you would like to advertise on this site I am currently running the above eBay sale. Highest bidder gets their banner ad below the next letter. Any reasonable graphic pointing to any reasonable site. You make the banner. You can host it or I would be glad to. Christopher L. Jorgensen. Other points of interest:. AG Tom Horne (AZ). Apple (pt. 1). Apple (pt. 2). Apple (pt. 3). Apple (pt. 4). Blair’s Death Rain. Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. Budweiser (pt. 1). Hanes (pt. 1).
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Jackass Letters: Dear Parrot SA
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Christopher L. Jorgensen. Ames, IA 50010. September 20, 2014. Southfield, MI 48075. Dear Parrot SA,. I’m writing to tell you I’m tired of waiting for your Parrot Bebop Drone Extended Range super pack. I want that Skycontroller in my hands and I want to take amazing HD video! I thought of including a blank check with this letter, but you know (and I know) it would just bounce. Also, I have no idea how the exchange rate would work out. This thing looks effing amazing! Give me my drone! Ps I sent a version ...
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Jackass Letters: Dear Apple (pt. 1)
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Dear Apple (pt. 1). Christopher L. Jorgensen. Des Moines, IA 50393. April 11, 2008. Cupertino, CA 95014. They say you can’t get something for nothing, but I sure would like to try. Please send me something for free. Anything would be great! Something like an autographed photo of someone who works there or a used iPod or something. Whatever you think is cool will be cool. Christopher L. Jorgensen. Sponsor this letter.). April 17, 2008. Christopher L. Jorgensen. Des Moines, IA 50393. You can make amazing s...
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Jackass Letters: Dear Altoids
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Christopher L. Jorgensen. Des Moines, IA 50393. April 19, 2011. Wm Wrigley Jr. Company. Peoria, IL 61614. Heck, if I were you I’d skip the first part of my idea and just go with the “Every time you have an Altoid God saves a kitten” line all by itself. Don’t worry if you don’t get it. This will be really funny to those who do! I know it would make me laugh and want a curiously strong Altoid! Christopher L. Jorgensen. Sponsor this letter.). Wm WRIGLEY Jr. Company. PEORIA, ILLINOIS 61612. April 29, 2011.
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Jackass Letters: Dear Associated Press
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Christopher L. Jorgensen. Ames, IA 50010. May 3, 2012. 450 W 33rd St. New York, NY 10001. Dear Associated Press,. How much it would cost to license the photo of Governor Jan K. Brewer giving Barack H. Obama the finger? I would like to use it on my website. I don’t need a high resolution photo. A 72 dpi jpg would be fine. I get dozens of hits a day on my site, so you might consider giving me permission just for the exposure! Christopher L. Jorgensen. Sponsor this letter.). The essential global news network.
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Jackass Letters: Dear AARP
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Christopher L. Jorgensen. Des Moines, IA 50393. April 18, 2008. 601 E Street NW. Washington, DC 20049. I hope to never become a member of your organization. I hope to die with dignity sometime shortly after I retire at the age of 103 years. Ha ha! I’d even go so far as to say I don’t even want Social Security. No one has to pay me a dime if they would just quit taking my dimes. A slick marketing campaign with a celebrity like Abe Vigoda could really sell this to the elderly. You can always go to http...
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Jackass Letters: Dear Archer Farms
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Christopher L. Jorgensen. Des Moines, IA 50393. April 11, 2008. Minneapolis, MN 55403. Dear Archer Farms,. I love your products. Well, the potato chips anyway. I’ve bought some of the other things like various pastas and such, but didn’t like those as well. Your four cheese pasta wasn’t very good, and I wasn’t that big of a fan of the crackers I had, but then I like potato chips better than crackers regardless. Christopher L. Jorgensen. Sponsor this letter.). Christopher L. Jorgensen. Des Moines, IA 50393.
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Jackass Letters: Dear Apple (pt. 4)
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Dear Apple (pt. 4). May 30, 2012. No 7, Ang Mo Kio Street 64. Re: Case number: 313740796. Thank you for your response to my previous letter, but I do not find it helpful at all. I was not asking for a case number, all I wanted was an answer from Apple regarding the issue I raised. Look, if I could tell about the iBookstore language options in both Malaysia and Singapore; if I could tell all the demographic statistics in both countries in my previous letter, do you think I do not have Internet access?
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