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Thundermatts Hooooo!: Dolphins
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Thursday, March 10, 2011. My girlfriend Kristi went swimming with dolphins once with her family in Florida. Before you go into the water, someone speaks to you about what to expect, and rules and the such. They tell you, along with 'No riding the dolphins', 'No bringing ham to feed the dolphins', and all that junk, that you are absolutely, under no circumstances, to touch the dolphins on their undersides. BECAUSE THE DOLPHINS WILL GO MAD WITH LUST. 8221; Someone asked. “I don't want to talk abo...To this...
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: Ask Thundermatts
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Monday, September 19, 2011. DEAR THUNDERMATTS: My mother-in-law was diagnosed with dementia more than a year ago. She lives alone and can no longer do anything for herself. She can no longer climb stairs, which means she can't get to her bed, shower or do laundry, and it takes her hours to dress herself. She also needs help getting and remembering to take her medications. When do her kids stop treating her like a toddler and start treating her with dignity? You don’t have a back yard? Shit she’s ol...
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: Time Warner Sucks
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Alternate Universe Matt and Kristi. They love this blog! My Short story Gracie is in Dead Souls by Post Mortem Press. Check it out! Post Mortem Press Homepage. Dead Souls from Amazon. Dead Souls for Kindle. Dead Souls from Barnes and Noble and for Nook. Rage comics are all the. uh rage. Ive been addicted to these things for the last couple of weeks. Here are some of my favorites. My own rage comic. Some More Random Crap. Here it is. Multipl...
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: The Five Golden Rules of Retail
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011. The Five Golden Rules of Retail. 1 The customer is never right (I've worked in retail since I was 14, and have never seen a customer complain and be right.). 2 The customer will never read directions, then mess something up, and blame you. 4 SERIOUSLY, THE CUSTOMER IS NEVER RIGHT. Most people are stupid these days. 5 Do not make eye contact with a customer when you're closed down, counting your drawer. They take that an an invitation. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). So holy cr...
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: My own rage comic
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Friday, June 17, 2011. My own rage comic. Here's my contribution ot the world of Rage comics:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Alternate Universe Matt and Kristi. They love this blog! My Short story Gracie is in Dead Souls by Post Mortem Press. Check it out! Post Mortem Press Homepage. Dead Souls from Amazon. Dead Souls for Kindle. Dead Souls from Barnes and Noble and for Nook. Rage comics are all the. uh rage. My own rage comic. Heres my contribution ot the world of Rage comics:. GT1=43001 What a he...
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: Rage comics are all the... uh rage
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011. Rage comics are all the. uh rage. I've been addicted to these things for the last couple of weeks. Here are some of my favorites. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Alternate Universe Matt and Kristi. They love this blog! My Short story Gracie is in Dead Souls by Post Mortem Press. Check it out! Post Mortem Press Homepage. Dead Souls from Amazon. Dead Souls for Kindle. Dead Souls from Barnes and Noble and for Nook. Rage comics are all the. uh rage. My own rage comic. GT1=43001 ...
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: 10-10-2011
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Monday, October 10, 2011. DEAR THUNDERMATTS- I think that love has no age limit. Who is right? 8211; SOME FUCKING PEDOPHILE. DEAR SFP- Well, it sounds like you are a pedophile. Also, you are an idiot. You only told me what you thought, and then asked who is right. Well there is no choice there. You don’t say “Hey hon, We can have steak for dinner. Which are you feeling like tonight? 8221; God, pedophiles are stupid. DEAR THUNDERMATTS- Today, my boyfriend left for. How did you even come to this conclusion?
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: Andy on Andy (that's hot.)
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Monday, October 3, 2011. Andy on Andy (that's hot.). A special blog today. Any Rooney recently semi retired from 60 minutes. I reached out to him and he graciously agreed to write a special blog post on his career and retirement. So here he is. I'm Andy Rooney, and I don't much care for the color blue. Little boy blue isn't a very good fairy tale story, now is it? Really though, blue is what it's called when you're sad. Who would like that color? And what exactly was he hung for? I had a blue car once, a...
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2 review
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Friday, July 15, 2011. Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2 review. This review will be kept spoiler free, though in a day or two I'm going to post some Spoilery thoughts on the flick. Harry and his crew (can two people be a crew? Snape rocks it as always, and Mcgonagall really gets some great lines and scenes as well. The movie is just perfect, and nothing that's ommited or changed from the source material bothes me. See this movie as soon as you can! Death Hallows Part 2. They love this blog!
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Thundermatts Hooooo!: 9-28-2011
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011. 8211; Summer Mom. DEAR VIRGIN- Oh my god, you’ve got to be kidding me. You met a girl who give you a handy all summer, and now you’re in love? Puh-lease. And you have not had a few other relationships, because pleasuring yourself to Leia in the slave outfit as soon as you got the new Star Was Blu-Rays is not a relationship. Man up. Move on. Or is it too late? If it's the right time, how do I tell my dad I want to start taking acting classes? They love this blog! So holy cra...