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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: September 2008
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Sunday, September 7, 2008. Well, I've been living at college for a full week now and already my life has changed completely. It's pretty fuckin awesome around here, not going to lie. I've been here for a week and I can't see myself leaving anytime soon. Bring on the 5 year plan, student advisor! In the grass and scattered pud...
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: August 2007
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Monday, August 27, 2007. With a week left of summer. Anyways, we end up finding this hidden little paradise. However, to our disapointment there were signs everywhere reading "permit required." Being the regular badass, I am, I said "fuck it! Thing, like "OH! I didn't even see you there in your 10 ft lifeguard chair! That bit...
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: March 2008
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Monday, March 31, 2008. No, I'm just looking at you." I get off him, put on my coat, and walk back downstairs. You fucked up my contact." He responds with, "Sorry, babe. I didn't even know you wore contacts." I wonder what else he doesn't even know about me. Two hours of sleep serves me well. Was it because I have my period a...
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: Music to my Ears
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Sunday, January 11, 2009. Music to my Ears. I haven't really talked about the Scot much but I guess thats just because nothing has been going wrong. We've been seeing each other for a couple months, but its been about three weeks since I've last seen him being on Winter Break and all. What you doing now? Then i'd whisk you to...
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: December 2007
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Sunday, December 23, 2007. It is officially Christmas Eve. SO much shit has happened since I last blogged. 1 I went to a party with Joe friday night. Joe walked me to my car and actually made a move- shocking, right? 2 I went to NYC yesterday! 3 I went to a party after NYC. Drive thru person: What would you like to order?
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: October 2007
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Wednesday, October 31, 2007. Everybody's playing tag, so now I have to join in.OK, let's get this over with. Here are the rules:. 1 Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. 2 Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself. Well, here goes-. 6 Many of my peers nominated me for "Most Pessimistic" bu...
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: September 2007
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Sunday, September 30, 2007. Awkward Moments and "Good Moods". Okay, so. Last night:. I get out of work around 7:30, pick up my friend Jill, then head over to my friend Ryan's for a party. I wasn't really boozin. So whatever, Jill and me got blitzed and had a grand old time. So we're all freaking out, why? At this point, the s...
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: How do you remember 18?
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Wednesday, December 24, 2008. How do you remember 18? On the drive to midnight mass tonight (p.s. Merry Christmas folks) my dad and I got into a discussion about his girlfriend's relationship with her children. She's one of those moms who allows your bf/gf to sleepover in your bed, y'know one of those. Its just funny. and...
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia: January 2008
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Straight to you from East Coast Suburbia. One girl's emotional coming of age tale, reminiscent of "The Diary of Anne Frank" about her struggle to get fucked up and laid"- Patchwork. Saturday, January 12, 2008. The return of my ear-obsessed dream boy. Not that I would entirely know, since I'm still 17, but how is it that you are considered in your "golden years" when you're 70 , senile, arthritic, and near death? I'm having a fucking ball being 17. This weekend, four of my close friends are celebrating th...
