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Tales from the Principal's Office: Are you going to use that?
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Wednesday, May 28, 2008. Are you going to use that? I call it the. I noticed the swarm this afternoon as the remaining staff circled the classrooms of departing loved ones. I wondered what was going on, and then it became all to clear. WE WANT YOUR STUFF! I want her desk.". I want the SmartBoard.". May I have her teacher's desk? May I have their planning period? May I have their parking spot? May 29, 2008 at 11:28 AM. May 29, 2008 at 7:54 PM.
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Tales from the Principal's Office: Can't I just get a burger?
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Sunday, May 25, 2008. Can't I just get a burger? Do fast food restaurants have a screening process? Well, that is exactly what I am saying. One of my favorite fast food joints is Wendy's. I am a big fellow, so I just love to put away a double w/cheese combo. Delicious! I walked in the other day, and who do I see in the kitchen but Petey! I'll be damn. Who would trust this kid with a spatula and a slab of meat? May 26, 2008 at 9:18 AM.
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Tales from the Principal's Office: Just Your Average Friday with 1 Week To Go
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Friday, May 23, 2008. Just Your Average Friday with 1 Week To Go. 7:20-Walked into the lunchroom and Roy was standing on the lunchroom table again. (This normally happens about once a week) I escort Roy to the school nurse and kindly ask her to give him a double dose of the 6 (no I am not exaggerating) pills he takes every morning. 9:00- CNP (Child Nutrition). By the way, will you present the evaluations? Jump into the top of a door facing&#...
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Tales from the Principal's Office: Why do we give grades?-A rant
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Tuesday, May 27, 2008. Why do we give grades? I woke up this morning all happy. One week to go and today is our awards program. I was helping set up, when I got called to the office for an urgent parent meeting. I rush back to the office only to find Goober (I love Andy Griffith by the way). This hayseed has given me problems on more than one occasion. Suffers from a chronic case of won't-hit-a-lick. I smile and escort Goober to my office.
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Tales from the Principal's Office: April 2008
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Wednesday, April 30, 2008. 9th Graders Should Attend School on Pluto. There ought to be a constitutional amendment against allowing 9th graders to be apart of any high school. I only say this because, if you add up the total number of discipline referrals for grades 10-12 the number will still be less than those for your 9th grade. You can call it puberty, hormones, temporary insanity, a chemical imbalance, or just stupidity. I have quickly ...
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Tales from the Principal's Office: May 2008
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Thursday, May 29, 2008. A good friend of mine asked me what is the hardest part of being a principal. I almost chose this one). My answer: Making tough decisions to solve difficult problems. I told him I would make my final decision and let him know tomorrow. We will see. Wednesday, May 28, 2008. Are you going to use that? I call it the. WE WANT YOUR STUFF! I want her desk.". I want the SmartBoard.". May I have her teacher's desk? I woke up ...
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Tales from the Principal's Office: Tough Decisions??
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Thursday, May 29, 2008. A good friend of mine asked me what is the hardest part of being a principal. I almost chose this one). My answer: Making tough decisions to solve difficult problems. I told him I would make my final decision and let him know tomorrow. We will see. Wow a principal's blog. I love it! As for Biff, can anyone tell you what to decide? I dont think so. That's why you are paid the big bucks for this job. We've all heard the...
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Tales from the Principal's Office: June 2008
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Monday, June 2, 2008. Clean the school. Today, I was completing all the end of the year reports and it hit me. My summer is going to be slammed. In addition to my job, I am working on my final degree: 4 classes, an exam, and a paper. That doesn't sound that bad. At least. The root of all evil. Our society does not pay well for being noble. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Chalk Dust Makes Me Sneeze.
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Tales from the Principal's Office: Giddy Up!
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Tales from the Principal's Office. You can't make this shit up! Monday, May 26, 2008. This is my first non-original story. I apologize, but it is so good that it deserves to be told. I borrow this one from dear ole Dad. He was in education for over 40 years, and this is one of his faves. He passed away nearly 2 years ago and I miss him so I thought I would share his story. My father always taught me that there are 3 groups which you MUST. Make friends with to survive in a school setting. Dad didn't see t...