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Color Me Dorothy Parker: April 2010
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Thursday, April 8, 2010. It Only *Sounds* Like Gum. I've been seeing this commercial a lot during prime time. Okay, sex sells. I dig. But every time I see this commercial, I'm waiting for a disclaimer that Dentyne Ice does not protect against pregnancy or STDs. But there is no such warning. I mean, there's a difference between not knowing about safe sex because you're too embarrassed to ask and being an utterly oblivious moron who has to be remi...
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: February 2010
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Tuesday, February 2, 2010. Facebook's Doppelgänger Week has inspired me to devise a few variants that have less to do with vanity and/or celebrity worship. So instead of Doppelgänger Week, here are five viable alternatives:. Change your profile picture to an image of Lucille Bluth. Change your image to Vampire Willow or Vampire Xander: Doppelgangland. Update your status with a sequence of your favorite medical conditions: Doppelgangrene Week.
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: It Only *Sounds* Like Gum
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Thursday, April 8, 2010. It Only *Sounds* Like Gum. I've been seeing this commercial a lot during prime time. Okay, sex sells. I dig. But every time I see this commercial, I'm waiting for a disclaimer that Dentyne Ice does not protect against pregnancy or STDs. But there is no such warning. I mean, there's a difference between not knowing about safe sex because you're too embarrassed to ask and being an utterly oblivious moron who has to be remi...
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: December 2009
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Sunday, December 20, 2009. I Cannot Live Without My Literature! It's been too long, blogosphere. The intervening month has brought grading, sickness, and paper writing. And, most importantly, reading the Twilight Saga. But here's the thing:. And the inclusion of Steinbeck, Márquez, Tolstoy, Faulkner. Look, lady, you can't just make up for semi-trashy "women's lit" by bolstering your cred with "the classics.". And if, as Wuthering Heights. Has a ...
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: And the Winner Isn't...
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Sunday, March 7, 2010. And the Winner Isn't. And there has already been all kinds of uproar about Avatar. Not winning and about Sandra Bullock winning and. grumble, grumble, blah blah blah. That's why they have the People's Choice Awards. You know what other movie didn't win best picture? You know what did win that year? For the record: How Green was My Valley. Did you ever see it? You know what other films didn't win? The Wizard of Oz. Feminism...
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: Rollin' with the Homies
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Tuesday, January 26, 2010. Rollin' with the Homies. I just saw this advertisement. During early-evening programing for this product. Yes, L'Oréal Paris has developed the most ingenious device to make absolutely certain your makeup doesn't smudge, smear, or streak! But wait, doesn't this device sound a little familiar? Oh yes, here it is. Why not spackle over your pores? Sand down the acne? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I miss you, Tumblr.
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: Pet Names: A Hate Song
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Monday, March 29, 2010. Pet Names: A Hate Song. Okay, so not all of them. I happen to know a certain Charles. It's also not just that it reminds me of the Two A-Holes. Skit from SNL, because I'm sure they were inspired by a like-minded-thinker's like-minded distaste for this specific pet name. It's also not just the Oleanna. But in spite of all these qualifications regarding why it *doesn't* bother me, there's something about "babe" that just re...
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: January 2010
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Tuesday, January 26, 2010. Rollin' with the Homies. I just saw this advertisement. During early-evening programing for this product. Yes, L'Oréal Paris has developed the most ingenious device to make absolutely certain your makeup doesn't smudge, smear, or streak! But wait, doesn't this device sound a little familiar? Oh yes, here it is. Why not spackle over your pores? Sand down the acne? Friday, January 1, 2010. Your time. begins now! 1 mango,...
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: "Your time... begins now!"
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Friday, January 1, 2010. Your time. begins now! The coveted prize in the Beck Family white elephant gift exchange was a copy of the Top Chef Quickfire Cookbook. After frequent confident hand-changes, the last number, my number, was called and I quietly claimed the shiny desirable. Tonight's reciperiment: Joey's Scallops with Jasmine Rice Risotto. 1 c jasmine rice. 2 c coconut milk. 8 shiitake mushrooms, stemmed and sliced. 3 Spoon rice onto each...
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Color Me Dorothy Parker: July 2009
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Color Me Dorothy Parker. Dry like wine, sharp like cheddar. Thursday, July 30, 2009. An Open Letter to the Swiffer People. Dear Swiffer People,. Why you gotta go and make me feel like a slob? So then. Why, after having dusted, vacuumed, and swept, does the bottom of every Swiffer Sweeper™ Dry Sweeping or Wet Mopping cloth always turn a disgusting grey color? I know the claim: your products pick up what brooms leave behind. But brooms *and* vacuums, *AND* dusters? Sunday, July 19, 2009. 8226;Remember the ...
