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Sara Swears a Lot: About Me
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Karaoke Ring of Death. I'm Sara. The one rocking the Snuggie. I live in Louisiana - where everything comes fried. It's the place of dreams, y'all. I'm a married mother of four- a peekapoo (Jean-Claude), an Australian cattle dog (Penny Lane), a three-legged pit bull (Duke), and a cat (Po the ninja). I'm a full-time worker, part-time student, and all-time smartass. Ahem Uh, the end. December 28, 2010 at 4:44 AM. Am I super old and have no clue what it means? January 14, 2011 at 7:00 AM. The Other Place You...
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Sara Swears a Lot: Quarter Life Whatever
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Karaoke Ring of Death. Tuesday, May 14, 2013. I've heard a lot about the famed "quarter life crisis" but never thought it would hit me right in the fucking face. I swear, I've been totally cool about where I am in life for the last however many years of my adult life. But then all of a sudden MOTHERFUCKING BOOM. You ready to start feeling shitty about your life? I left an anxiety attack on your front porch, you're welcome! What do you like to do? Because I know damn well it's not me. Am I good person?
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Sara Swears a Lot: Contact Me
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Karaoke Ring of Death. Email me at tatorhead328 @ yahoo dot com. Or Twitter me. (@SaraSwearsALot). Or leave a comment. The possibilities are endless, really. October 12, 2010 at 8:13 PM. Seems like there are only three . . November 1, 2010 at 2:07 PM. HAHAHA I hope that woman is the first to go. I really felt like dipping my toes in her soup, you know, just to prove a point. =) People amaze me. November 27, 2010 at 2:50 AM. Wrote a blog about housecleaning for you! January 13, 2011 at 4:45 PM. The Other ...
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Sara Swears a Lot: Holy Shit, Please Don't Fall Down Those Stairs.
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Karaoke Ring of Death. Thursday, November 10, 2011. Holy Shit, Please Don't Fall Down Those Stairs. This is a picture heavy post! The day of the wedding itself was actually a lot less stressful than I anticipated. The night before, I slept at my mom's house and had a slumber party with my sister. We ate a shitload of chocolate, watched Ever After (and quoted every line), and fell asleep pretty early. The next morning when I woke up, the nerves still hadn't quite kicked in yet. I was so fucking nervous, y...
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Sara Swears a Lot: Bachelorette Party - Or the Time I Puked for a Million Years and Saw a Penis Instead of Boobs (Gross)
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Karaoke Ring of Death. Tuesday, January 10, 2012. Bachelorette Party - Or the Time I Puked for a Million Years and Saw a Penis Instead of Boobs (Gross). This Friday, my best friend and I will be attempting our very first road trip, just the two of us. We've gone on plenty of road trips before but never just the two of us. I already have a ridiculously vagina-themed music selection ready (Ke$ha, Miley, Katy, Britney, Jenna Marbles. We'll be meeting up with Nugs. Back to them, and ta-da! The next morning, ...
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Sara Swears a Lot: Best Of.
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Karaoke Ring of Death. Ahem According to me. See, no one has ever emailed me or tweeted me or called out to me and said, "Sara, holy shit! That one post from early 2010 was the bomb! If you had a Best Of list, I would totally tell you to put it on there! Which would be mighty helpful. Since that isn't the case, I've gone through my blog and found posts that made me think, "Fuck, I am awesome. A list was born! I'm Pretty Sure Snuggies Just Made My Life. Besides this one, obviously. Pajama Jeans 4 Lyfe.
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Sara Swears a Lot: Christmas Trees = Divorce
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Karaoke Ring of Death. Thursday, December 2, 2010. Christmas Trees = Divorce. Let's get coffee or something! And that is the story of how me and School got back together. I was sexcited about this new knowledge and told Andy that I would need a Christmas tree to celebrate. And he took out a flaming arrow, dusted it off, looked me in the eye, and shot me straight in the heart. (This is the part where Andy says, "REALLY? Oh, forget y'all). And "That tree is NOT for peeing! And "Fuckity fuck fuck, Penny Lan...
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Sara Swears a Lot: September 2011
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Karaoke Ring of Death. Friday, September 30, 2011. Holy Shit, I Am Going to Be So Drunk. In T-minus seven hours, I will be on my way to bachelorette party goodness in New Orleans. Surprisingly, I've never been, even though I'm only six hours away. Now I just have to finish this bullshit workday and try not to squeal every three seconds at how exciting this month is going to be:. 1 Bachelorette Party in New Orleans (and we're totally going to ride those big fan boat things! 3 Honeymoon in Las Vegas. And t...
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Sara Swears a Lot: November 2011
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Karaoke Ring of Death. Tuesday, November 22, 2011. Granddaddy first met my grandma at her job. She worked with her best friend at a little store in Mississippi. Granddaddy's friend had seen Grandma before and was interested, because she was a beautiful woman. He sent my grandfather in to the store to set up a date between the two of them. My granddad was supposed to ask her best friend out and make it a double date. While he was gone, they exchanged letters constantly. Over the course of a few months...
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