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inchoatia: May 2005
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Is being transgressive really enough? Okay okay, you know me, you know I generally laugh at notions of "good taste," and in any case, we're all aware that half the point of The Onion is that it has absolutely no compunctions about going ANYWHERE for a joke, and that the very willingness to do that is frequently the funniest thing. Nonetheless: Jesus CHRIST, dude. Posted by GeoX's Nemesis, the Mysterious XoeG at 9:50 PM. One of the mos...
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inchoatia: December 2004
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Friday, December 31, 2004. Yeah, I couldn't do a real "best/worst of" thing even if I wanted to, given how little exposure I ever have to new stuff. Whuddever! I'll just list some random crap in no particular order. Best album: Nick Cave&the Bad Seeds, Abattoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus. Seriously. You don't think there's any way in hell a new Cave album is not going to suck? Runner-up: Tom Waits, Real Gone. Worst album: Leonard Cohen, Dear Heather. Man, I'...
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inchoatia: April 2005
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Thursday, April 28, 2005. Last night on The Daily Show the guest was a woman named Christina Hoff Sommers, pimping her book One Nation Under Therapy. Anecdote, like how kids at some schools aren't allowed to play tag anymore because it's too competitive, and Stewart would ask something like, okay, but how prevalent IS that, really? And she would sort of hem and haw and then move on to the next OUTRAGEOUS! Gee Um. Priorities? Which, let me tell you, HURT whe...
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inchoatia: June 2005
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Wednesday, June 29, 2005. Jesus Christ died for nothing, I suppose. Bush Says War Is Worth Sacrifice," sez the Washington Post. Yeah.as long as the "sacrifice" involves some other mother's son.more tax cuts, anyone? Sure, for some unfathomable reason forty percent of America still thinks he's doing a swell job, but funny thing about bubbles: they have this tendency to burst. Posted by GeoX's Nemesis, the Mysterious XoeG at 3:43 PM. Tuesday, June 28, 2005.
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inchoatia: July 2005
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Sunday, July 31, 2005. I get fan mail. Yes, it's true: I am the proud author of the world's only Dangerous Dave FAQ. Today, I found this in my inbox:. Dude, I (assuming you're a man)will HAPPILY preform philatio to your. Bidding, on account of the fact that you took your time to write up a DD. FAQ I played this game from age 10-12 (I'm 21, now), and I, like you,. Never beat it back then. A wonderful concoction consisting (I just. Friday, July 29, 2005.
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inchoatia: March 2005
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Sunday, March 27, 2005. I deeply apologize for that post title. What can I say? I don't think there exists a valid defense. Easter was always a fun time when I was a kid.a few days off school, hard-boiled eggs (of which I've always been a big fan), and lots o' chocolate. No religious significance whatsoever, and isn't that how we like it? Posted by GeoX's Nemesis, the Mysterious XoeG at 5:44 PM. Thursday, March 24, 2005. Monday, March 21, 2005. I mean, I kn...
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inchoatia: January 2005
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Sunday, January 30, 2005. Currently has no google hits. Let's try to change that, shall we? And by that, I mean. A fetish. For sea monkeys. Brine shrimp. A brine shrimp fetish; a fetish for brine shrimp. Latin name Artemia Salina. Artemiasalinaphilia, to coin a word. I don't know how long keywords take to register with google, but I noticed that, finally, this page shows up if you type in "inchoatia," so hopefully we'll get there. Wednesday, January 26, 2005.
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inchoatia: August 2005
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Friday, August 26, 2005. Whoa, almost forgot. I've had a lot on my mind. And today I went on a fucking HARDCORE nine-mile hike. I swear, the final half-mile-or-so assent may well have been the most strenuous exercise I've ever gotten in my life. Anyway. Here we go. 1 Calexico, "The Ride (pt.2)". 2 The Verve, "The Rolling People". Nice Very hypnotic. 8/10. 3 Ceili Moss, "As Far As the Eye Can See". Great musicianship; fun song. 8/10. 4 Buck 65, "Cries a Girl".
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inchoatia: September 2005
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Like watching paint dry, only slightly funnier. Friday, September 30, 2005. Because people were literally breaking down my door demanding further installments. Really: literally. They smashed an enormous hole in my door. It was a bad scene. 01 Ceili Moss, Hot Asphalt. I have trouble Understanding the lyrics, but it’s super-infectious. 8/10. 02 Echo and the Bunnymen, My White Devil. Don’t say it’s life! I don’t know what it means, but I’ve always enjoyed this one. 8/10. 03 ABBA, The Day Before You Came.
