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The Lantern Fishworks: March 2011
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Sunday, March 27, 2011. Interview #1: 34 Odd Things About Me. In the fall of 2009, I was interviewed by the Internets. Have you ever smoked? Just a Sherlock Holmes pipe, and only when I was a baby. Do you own a gun? I have a tank, which is a gun on wheels, so yes. What flavor of Kool-Aid was your favorite? Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No, but I got nervous when I heard they were canceling “St. Elsewhere”. What do you think of hot dogs? Favorite thing to drink in the morning? Worst injur...
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The Lantern Fishworks: First Thing in the Morning 4.0
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Thursday, May 19, 2011. First Thing in the Morning 4.0. The finale. The whimper. First thing in the morning 4.0. 8221; Jack Lemmon used to say. That’s what today is: Time to conjure all the news and ads and throw them at the alchemists in Production. Then patiently we wait for a new brew of sooth tomorrow. According to Mickey Mouse (and whatever that cheery rat says is gospel to me), Wednesday is “Anything Can Happen Day.” Anything? Like getting the paper out on time? That’s one of those pieces of ...
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The Lantern Fishworks: First Thing in the Morning 2.0
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011. First Thing in the Morning 2.0. The second week's worth. More of the same, but different. More of the same differentness. First thing in the morning 2.0. I tend to procrastinate.) Listen to this: I needed to track down a Sales Rep, so I called her cell phone. She said she was at a Dunkin’ Donuts, so I says Great, get me a blueberry donut, but guess what? She wasn’t at the donut shop; she was at her desk, 40 feet from me! Into the day…. Ralph didn’t tell me about snow! 8221; She w...
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The Lantern Fishworks: Notes on Nothing 16.0: Morning Gets Broken
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011. Notes on Nothing 16.0: Morning Gets Broken. I get to the office before most of the co-workers. The atmosphere exudes an almost peacefulness. Especially on these rare sunburst mornings. Driving to work, we saw the rays pierce the cloud cover like a golden tripod. Soon the overcast was over. The hum of the fluorescent lights and the whirr of the hard drives persist, but there is a clip of silence soon to be spliced with inane chatter once 8:30 rolls around. But, no, I get this:.
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The Lantern Fishworks: July 2011
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011. Farewell to the Fish. The Lantern Fishworks has moved or, rather, relocated. No, opened another branch. Yes, that's it. Everything that's here will stay here. I'm just beginning anew here. Is a branch of the Sleeping Brothers Public Library website, which is not at all what it sounds like, but exactly what I mean. Anyway, for the 1 or 2 of you who've ever read LFW, just go here. For current and future, uh, insight. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Great Wet North, United States.
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The Lantern Fishworks: September 2010
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Monday, September 13, 2010. Gary Cleanberg: A Return to the Master Tapes. Earlier today I re-read Qner's highly-articulate recounting of the Gary Cleanberg sessions,. Which produced the educational CD/Workbook for food service vocational trainees known as Gary's Guided Tours Volume 1: Food Service Safety and Hygiene. Hand Washing Part 2. Changing Gloves Part 2. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Great Wet North, United States. View my complete profile. That's great- you know who gets that?
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The Lantern Fishworks: December 2010
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Friday, December 03, 2010. From the Aphorism Smeltery #3. A writer who isn't questioning is answering - and what the hell does he. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Great Wet North, United States. An active archive for my completed writings and uncollected ideas, and a lazy junk drawer for occasional blatherings; aka the Kitchen Sink of Tomorrow! View my complete profile. That's great- you know who gets that? Four mental patients and Kafka's ghost."- Richard Lewis. Elsewhere on the Web. MO'SH @ 6 Min Story.
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The Lantern Fishworks: October 2010
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Monday, October 11, 2010. From the Archives: Cup of the Kings Poster. Cup of the Kings. Was the working title for the film The Unearthing of the Grail. Which remains unearthed. And unproduced. I think, maybe, there's some footage. TUOTG was Homemade Productions follow-up to their hit 8mm, Oyster. Not a Raiders of the Lost Ark. 1982, I guess? Help me out here. The aborted filming did yield a few photos, including the one below. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Great Wet North, United States. UbuWeb - An Av...
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The Lantern Fishworks: Notes on Nothing 15.0: Egghead Likes His Booky-Books
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Sunday, April 17, 2011. Notes on Nothing 15.0: Egghead Likes His Booky-Books. I'm reading a book as thick as my thumb is long. That's a big deal for me. My attention span has been limited since I discovered television when I was one. Sure, I read a lot, but I prefer thin volumes, short chapters. This omnibus, Rudy Rukker's "Ware Tetralogy", offers short chapters, just lots of 'em. Oh, wouldst that I possessed a high-ceiling-ed library with 10, 15, nay 20 foot bookshelves! Ye Olde O'Shaughnessy Librarie.
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The Lantern Fishworks: First Thing in the Morning 3.0
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Monday, May 16, 2011. First Thing in the Morning 3.0. Week three: The fever reaches.then grips! First thing in the morning 3.0. Tomorrow the first paper of April is published. April papers bring May…capers? I don’t know. Very tired. Up early to the airport, returning my aunt and cousin to New York. Everyone’s too polite out here, they observed. Yeah? My Yiddish’s getting rusty. The Advertising Department, of which I am a spoke, are out conjuring, selling and building Special Focus pages, promot...Laborin...
