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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!
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Saturday, November 19, 2011. It has literally been YEARS since I have sat down and written anything. Many of you are privy to my random musings on Facebook. At some point, I will fill all of you in on the happenings and not happenings in my life. I have much to say and need prayers more than you can even imagine. As I begin to find the words, I will begin to post more on my blog. I have enjoyed reading and catching up on everyone's pages lately. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I am Not a Mom!
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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!: November 2008
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Friday, November 21, 2008. I NEED A HUSBAND! Yes, ladies. I need to borrow your husbands. It is absolutely IMPERATIVE we get moved out tomorrow, and I have not been able to locate any able-bodied help. Can some of you PLEASE spare your husbands for tomorrow evening? I'm in DIRE need of some help! I have a truck, a dolly and a house full of boxes and furniture. The majority of the stuff will go into storage, except a few boxes and the kids' beds, which will go with us to Mom's. Much love to you guys!
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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!: This White Girl Ain't Got No Groove!!!
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009. This White Girl Ain't Got No Groove! For those of you that do not know, I recently joined the gym. My first night, Blondie asked for a hug before I left. She then asked me where I was going. I told her I was going to work out. She looked at me and busted out laughing. The other day, I came back from the gym, and the Wild Man asked me if I had worked out. I told him I had, and he asked me how much weight I had lost. During the class, I look at the girl next to me and quickly deci...
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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!: May 2009
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009. More things I have learned as a Mom:. There is always one more person living with you than you realize. That person is “Not Me,” and he/she seems to cause a LOT of trouble. After spraying dog grooming spray in her hair, the 5 y/o will then ask if she is going to turn into a puppy. Your anal retentive child will allow the dog to take a bite of his pizza. The sock fairy tends to regurgitate all the socks he has eaten AFTER you have replenished the supply of socks. Your youngest chi...
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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!: Mother's Day and the Single Mom
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Friday, May 8, 2009. Mother's Day and the Single Mom. Anyway, I wanted to share with you what Mother’s Day might look like to many single moms:. Wake up to the typical Sunday morning chaos. Drink first cup of coffee. Iron 4 outfits for church. Pass out the freshly ironed clothes. Start putting on make-up. Begin sending kids (one-at-a-time) to the bathroom to brush their teeth. Continue putting on make-up. Discuss with each child which shoes they should wear. Drink next cup of coffee. Finish up girls hair.
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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!: December 2008
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008. You know you are standing at the top of the hill when. I am heading "Over-The-Hill" this year. My best friend, will get there first, in February, and I will follow 4 months later. I am having a difficult time dealing with turning the big "4-0." However, as usual, I try to find the humor in it. 8230;To you, Salt ‘N Peppa is no longer just a 90’s rap duo, but the color of your hair;. 8230;Laying down on the bed to zip your jeans is definitely NOT an option;. 8230;You think Pre...
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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!: October 2008
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Friday, October 31, 2008. Being the first one in the office to use your favorite toilet in the morning…. The smell of a match that has been struck after someone has taken a dump… This works better than air freshener. I don’t know about you, but vanilla scented poo is just gross. Privacy while using the toilet…. Not running into traffic in the morning…. Knowing you’re the only one in the house drinking out of the orange juice container (this saves on the dirty glasses)…. Clean sheet day…. And they grow up.
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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!: It's been a rough season...
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. It's been a rough season. This one really rambles. I do hope after reading this you have been able to get the gist of it. Time during a game this year. Bless her heart, the ball has become her nemesis - she can hit it all day in a batting cage, but panics during a game. She has not hit the ball this season. Coach to watch her. You have NO idea how much this did for my girl's self-esteem. It was a HUGE ego booster. Whether or not she gets to pitch in a game before the...This morn...
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I am Not a Mom!!!! I am a Zookeeper!!!: January 2009
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Thursday, January 15, 2009. More things I am learning as I get closer to the top of the hill. I am more afraid of heights than I thought. I definitely prefer this side of hill. After having 3 children, my bladder does not function like it once did. Coughing and sneezing are the enemies of my bladder. Wrinkles are just “war wounds,” and No amount of wrinkle cream and moisturizer will help. Grey hair will always look better on men than on women. I cannot physically force my kids to fall asleep. I’ve ...
